>tfw penis so small I've pretended to be asexual for

>>35369722
post benis

originaru

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>>35369955
Only for your dubs.
Pls no bully

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>>35369722
>tfw I'll never get a gf because my dick is tiny
>too afraid I'll get laughed at and cheated on
Am I here just to suffer?

kekaroony

>>35369722
I knew someone just like this. It's almost impossible for dudes to be asexual, I had a feeling he was insecure about something.

>>35370097
Last two girls I've dated have confessed to either dumping a dude for having a tiny dick, or it contributing significantly to their decision to dump someone

>>35370036
They should invent a new phobia for that dick

>>35370169
Of course culture encourages slutting around now so why wouldn't they leave for a bigger dick at the first chance

What counts as small? Mines 6.25 x 5.25 and i just can't imagine it satisfying a woman desu. Might just get a dick sheath of a horse cock

>tfw dick too big
>can't ever fully penetrate a grill
>end up hurting current gf as most every time we fuck by accidentally going too deep

shit sucks man

>>35370312
I get that it must have its downsides but this is kinda like a tall Chad complaining to a dwarf that he hits his head on doorways sometimes.

>>35370097
Yes.
We were born at the worst time to be a dicklet.
Dicklets of past had it easy
>women wouldnt even know what cocks looked like til wedding night
>women generally less whorish
Meanwhile women today expect all guys to have 10x10 cocks
It's probably for the best, no more little dick genes. Take solace in that we will be the last to suffer this fate. The last of the Dicklets.

For the time being just save up some money for when AI/robot gfs come. And bros, i swear the streets will run red if women try to stop the age of robowaifus

>>35370607
That's not even true. My dad has a huge dick but mine is only average.

>>35370233
Shut up, honestly if you're smaller than 6 x 4.75 you can say you're small but otherwise you're an attention seeking robot.

>measured length, was average, felt like I dodged a bullet for years
>find out girth matters more than length
>tfw too scared to measure my dick again

This existence is suffering.

>>35370792
Really not far off that though. It just seems stupid that the average dick size apparantly can't satisfy a woman. Such bad design

>>35370822
thats just a meme and girls are dumb
blame media and pop culture and other women
females are too self conscious about their bodies they don't feel comfortable naked and can't relax and have an orgasm so they meme small dicks, when in reality they get off with their finger which is no more than what, 3"-4"... its just a stupid meme

>>35370822
But you're above average, so shut it. Wanna trade? considering you're not happy with something wayy above average you don't really deserve it.

>inb4 I don't because wahhhh ;(

You're the reason no one takes small dicks seriously. Thanks asshole.

>>35369722
What state are you? How old are you? Are you attractive? I'm asexual.

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>>35370953
Iowa
24
I look like 50 cent on a bad hair day.

>4'' penis probably closer to 3.5'' if I'm honest with myself

Kill me, i don't want to be alone anymore

>>35371281
shoot, I'm half the continent away. Listen though, I've got some advice for you. There's an asexual general in /lgbt/ that has a map of ace anons in different areas. You should check it and see if there are any asexuals in your area to hook up with. There are also a lot of asexual dating websites out there, so I know you can get a gf easy. Good luck!
Also
>being black
>but having a small benis
got the shit end of the stick there

this meme that big dicks are better is so stupid. I actually believed it in the past, my first bf had a thick 7" dick and i thought i was soooo lucky and figured sex is just supposed to be painful and not feel very good most of the time. Now I'm with someone with a smaller dick (I'm guessing 4 or 5"?) and it is actually so perfect and it makes me come waaaay more than the big one ever did.

I'm prepared to be called out for being a roastie slut or whatever, just wanted to make you small dick guys feel more confident about yourselves cause you guys are awesome and i hate big dicks.

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>>35371538
Is that so "roastie"?

>>35371570
>porn is everything
im sorry ur just cucking urself

>>35371538
Another roastie here. I've only been with two guys. I'm currently in a relationship with the second one. The sex is fucking incredible, his is not as long as the first one was, and I like it so much more. Aside from the skills and chemistry, it just feels better, and there's a lot more freedom to get wild during sex without fearing hitting the cervix all the time.
It sounds like a bogus meme, but also, passion and skill are much bigger factors, as well.
I feel so sad when I see these threads.

>tfw roasties try make you feel better but it ends up making you feel worse
heh

>>35371761
It feels better getting fucked than fucking. You can always become a bottom and please chad