>"Hey neighbor! We just moved in next door and thought

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Vacate thine arses home these marshes

>>35369326
>"you have 5 seconds to leave my property and never talk to me again before i begin firing my 9mm at you"

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Fuck this gay board's silly orginality rules

>>35369326
I-I don't drink alcohol, now get off my property now dyke roastie whores!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35369326
How serious is your relationship? Is there a room for a third?

>>35369326
If they're lesbians why aren't they obese?

>>35369326
*grabs gun*

>>35369326
Hey, nice to meet you. It's kind of too early for a beer, wouldn't you say? I'm sorry to say that you've caught me a a really bad moment. I was kind of in the middle of a call. Maybe we can have that beer tonight. Sound good? You can come over any time any time after six. It's great to meet you. Bye.

>Uh, ok.
>have a beer
>be awkward
>don't talk to them ever again

>>35369326
>have a beer
>have another
>convince lesbians to get drunk with me after a bit of alcohol eliminates my social anxiety and I can actually be cool
>Stumble home
>never talk to them again
This is realistically what would happen

>>35369326
one lesbian from any couple ALWAYS looks like a dude if you're far away enough. Funny how they profess "screw gender norms" when in maybe .1% of lesbian couples both women actually looking like women.

Left is ftm trans and right is mtf trans, theyre not not lesbians you dumb fucks

Also right broke up with left because she wanted dick and left didnt have one.

>>35369522
>>35369539
>>35371257
>>35371417
They are not lesbians. One's MtF trans and the other is FtM trans.