There's a gun right in front of you. What do you do with

>>35366105

Sell it to a black guy

>>35366105
Stick it up my ass of course.

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>>35366105
I always keep a loaded gun by my bedside. My dad gave it to me years ago.

It unironically makes me feel safe from the scary noises at night that I assume are monsters.

>>35366105
buy acid, dissolve gun, don't go to jail for 10 years
win

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>>35366105
keep it and occasionally recreational use it, and if needed use it for self defense

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>>35366105
I'd do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apTvXFGJzAs

>>35366105
6 bullets, right OP? I don't really want to kill anyone... robbing banks is hard... I'd save it and kill myself at a later date. Free gun is a free gun

>>35366105
Keep it ready in case of niggers

>>35366180
That's cool as fuck anon.

>>35366105
become pretty good, ofc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF1_MrEMpew

>>35366105
Unload it and play with the cocking mechanism as I sit in front of my computer cocking and de-cokcing the hammer.

Just something to play with in my hands.

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>>35366105
try to beat eric and dylans high score lmao.

nah in reality id sell it to a nigger whod probably just shoot me with it and take his $$ back. kek way to die tho

>>35366105
Take it home and put it in a shoebox in my closet.

>>35366105
Check to see if it's loaded. Unload it and lock it up safely

>>35366105
There is a gun right in front of me. I'll probably visit the range over the weekend, or disassemble/clean it some time.

>>35366105
There is a gun right in front of me. What will I do with it? As in right now? I just have it sit next to me while I shitpost.

>>35366105

Unload it and play pretend with it.

>>35366105
Honestly, put on gloves and leave it in a random dumpster somewhere. I don't really want a gun, and even if I used it for self-defense I'd eventually get in trouble because I'd have no license or proof of ownership or whatever

>CIA listening through my tv
>FBI posting on r9k
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>35366105

Bury it in a locked box in a protected national park, just in case I ever need it without worrying someone will accidentally find it in my possession or have it lost due to people developing on the land.

Probably make this post on /r9k/ seeing as there is a gun right in front of me at this very moment

>>35366105
depends on what gun it is. If it's a large-frame revolver, probably not much.

>>35366152
Most residential doors are trivially easy to defeat if you have the most basic knowledge of locksmithing or forced entry. Unless it's specially designed for security there's actually not much stopping an attacker from entering your home. I wouldn't sleep well at night either if I didn't have an alarm to wake me and a firearm to defend myself.

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>>35366105
What gun? I need specifics OP. Help me out here.9

>>35366105
call the cops

original oregon oregano

>>35366590
Whatever gun you want bby

>>35366590
not OP but let's say the gun in the pic, a GP100 chambered in .357 Mag

and what would you do differently if it was a Glock 17 or something similar

>>35366588
fuck, I've been scared of attackers entering my home since I was a kid and I always managed to convince myself "i-it's fine, there's a lock and chain r-right"

I guess I just have to hope no one has any motivation to break into my parents random suburban house

>>35366642
With a revolvo you can play russian roulette

With a glock 17 you can't

t. revolvo owner

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>unload it
>inspect it, how different parts work etc
>play pretend with it

>>35366105
russian roulette with a full chamber

>>35366720
Wouldn't we all do this desu

>>35366703
you can do loading tricks with a semi-auto

or at least it's more convenient

>>35366105

Put it to my head and pull the trigger. I used to have one til the cops took it away after my stay in a psych ward and I can't get another one. I so wish I had done it when I had it.

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>>35366105
>.357
>not .44

wew

>check to see if it's loaded
>message female friends to send nudes or i kill myself
>if at least one of them do send me nudes, i'll just beat my meat to it and then kill myself anyways

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>>35366808
forgot to add mfw

I would probably accidentally shoot myself with it if I'm being totally honest

>>35366674
>how to break into a house in 30 seconds or less

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86FHP_bwdBM

Sleep tight!

I actually have not one, but two loaded guns in my desk, a .45 ACP and a .22lr, and a 9mm is coming next week.
I worked pretty hard in order to not only have the money for those firearms, but also passed all the red tape in order to own them.
I wish I live in US, where it's much easier to get firerarms, and a lot cheaper. But, hey it's better than living in a no guns country.
That bein said, I won't do anything stupid. For tomfoolery there's airsoft, but even so, some airshit guns are comparatively more expensive, than the real deal.
If I had to commit suicide, I'll do it by hanging or by other not gun methods, and probably sell all my guns before doing so.

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I have 3. I keep them for home defense and for enjoying the shooting range.
I also think about killing myself constantly with them. But mostly they're cool to have. I would keep the gun.

Practice my double action shot with blanks, just like Rick does in the Walking Kek

>>35366180
>always see people say this is cringe
someone fucking explain. that shit is just neat

I don't even want to take it to the range anymore, it's such a hassle to clean thoroughly and it gets pretty dirty after one visit.

>>35366180

That's cool but I definitely don't twirl it around like toy.

>>35366674
Same anon

I, as a kid, developed anxiety due to this. I was very afraid that I started to have nightmares every single day and dream-walking due to stress just to think about that.

Serious question, with buckshot in a shotgun where would you have to aim to kys? Could it be anywhere through the mouth really, mainly upwards I mean kinda aimed back? Or would just hurt you but you'd live

Not gonna I just want know

>>35366105
put in my pants and walk around like i have a massive shlong

I'm honestly afraid to get a gun, I don't want to make it that easy to kill myself.

>>35366105
Shoot paper targets

Target shooting is one of the few things that carry no baggage and make me happy nowadays.

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>>35366105
Something I wanted to do since I was 13

I got a speed loader right next to it, just in case someone actually does try to break into my house.

Keep it under my pillow, the clip under my mattress, where .20 gauge shells are also stashed, and move my shotgun next to my night stand.
Living around methheads keeps you paranoid.

>>35367247
Seriously would that even kill you, I thought you'd have to aim upwards or does straight through the mouth work too

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>>35367318
I know that. Pepe doesn't

>>35367318
It can if you still manage to sever the brain stem with the bullet. Also, I would imagine you would bleed out if no one found you time? But I'm not sure.

Maybe I'll go to the range soon, thanks op.

>>35366105
I already have a shotgun in front of me, I leave it alone I guess. Assuming the handgun in the picture magically appears out of nowhere, I'd probably just sell it.

>>35367240
Just don't be depressed brah!

>>35366105
Freak out and think it belongs to a criminal or something, maybe call the police and report it so they can give it to its nlrightful owner or confiscate it from whoever left it.

If it literally just magically appeared then I would contemplate suicide but ultimately find a good way to dispose of it, don't wanna give myself too many ideas and don't wanna carry an unlicensed firearm around.

>>35366105
Wait, you guys don't own guns already?

>>35366180
I'm not gonna lie that's an extremely autistic thing to do and it's a terrible way to handle a gun

But holy FUCK that looks cool.

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>>35367436
Just find some girlfriend bruh

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should i buy this? its spendy.

>>35367561

cot dimsum its 2grand for the highest model.

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>>35366105
Pawn it and buy a big ass bag o weed yo !
Fuck killing myself that's just fucking dumb.
Fuck shooting someone - go to prison for 6- years - also dumb as fuck.

>>35367561
Hell no that shit looks ultra gay

I have that gun next to me. Different grips, though.

So nothing. I do nothing.

>>35366105
If I'm alone I'd just sit there, stare at it, and think about the value of my life. I'd eventually come to the same conclusion that I always do, that it's worth nothing, but I'd end up just leaving it there and not do anything. I'm too much of a coward to end my life and I know that killing myself would just hurt my family. It feels like the worst kind of blackmail when I can't even end my own life because I know I'd hurt others...

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>>35367588
60 years - fuck I'm high
original shit2

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>>35367597

what about in this color???

>>35367642
Nice. It looks way better

where do you have to shoot to die instantly even? even if you just sgot through your head anywhere would that kill you?

why are coonan's so spendy, it's just a semi-automatic pistol uses's .357 magnum cartridges.

i feel like a competitor company could make something similar quite easily and sell it for far less.

I don't even know how to use one but I guess I'd keep it in case of emergency.

>>35367745
Because you have to make it able to withstand some faggot's insane handload.

>>35367763

that explains why magnum shooting revolvers are so spendy in general.

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>>35366105

Being the autist that I am, I would

>Unload it.
>Place every bullet on my desk face up in a line.
>Spin the empty weel like a cowboy.
>Draw it and fan the hammer On the not loaded gun. (I don't care if this damages the thing)
>Go to the mirror and play the taxi driver scene.
>Take aim at nothing.
>Roll around my house like If I'm a cop.

Sigh.

>>35367875
that honestly sounds like something I would do

>>35367875

>fan the hammer

i just looked it up, that doesn't seem like something you would actually do, wanna know why? because revolvers aren't cheap.

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>>35368023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44Sy3-KKrqc

But rednecks on youtube do it all the time.
Also, I found the revolver, I didn't paid for it.
I've also said "I don't care if this damages the thing".
I'm not a burgher and I'm pretty sure I'll never found myself into the situation of shooting a gun. So it would be just like a "big boy toy". Like most guns are.

>Also I wouln't like a revolver but that's another story.

I don't know much about guns either.

>>35367948
It's the fun thing to do Anon.

>>35366105
Kill a westernized asian woman

>>35366180
That is fucking awesome bro

>>35366642
357? Hell yeah! Shoot some intruders or something idk maybe take it to the range.
I have a G19 and I have yet to shoot it. I wouldn't kms because I wouldn't do that to my family or my fiance.
I was playing minecraft btw

Already have one. God bless America.

>>35368474
with a shot gun and buck shot how hard would it be to kys? would anywhere in the head work? hust curious not gonna

>>35368514
Not hard at all. Just put the barrel in your mouth and aim toward the back of the brain or the back of mouth and you're good.
There's plenty of ways to do it but those two are more efficient.

>>35366105

Probably keep it loaded and close to me at all times and pray to god i never have to use it like a normal fucking carrier.

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>>35366639
Any gun desu?

>>35367875
I 100% feel that.

I actually did that when I bought a $20 painted metal airsoft gun at a con. It was weathered but still had the orange tip.

my mother took it away because she didn't want guns in the house. I have no idea where it's at now.

>>35366105
Unload it and then pretend to be in an action movie