>tfw just found out my parents named my middle name after

>>35364252
>middle name

why do you give such a big shit about it?

>>35364252
At least you were not named after a TV vharacter

>>35364252
At least Chad left a legacy
Who will mourn your loss? Your Asuka body pillow or the colony of lice you've kept alive for years on your greasy unwashed scalp? Probably neither

>>35364271
Because now I have an eternal reminder that my Chad cousin's family has cucked me before my life even began

>>35364276
were you anon?

>>35364325
lice prefer clean heads mate. wash your hair less to improve your chance of not getting lice

>>35364252

Who cares? Middle names literally don't matter. I could fucking forget mine and it wouldn't make a difference in my life.

>first name after some russian bloshevik
>second name after my dead uncle who was an actual schizo (not meme like people here)

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>tfw my middle name is Nan-Al
>tfw take away one letter and the dash and it spells out anal
>family called me Nanal growing up with focus on the anal
At least you actually have a real middle name anon. Mine was made up. It also spells out anal if you take away one letter at the beginning