Any other robots have families that think they're a chad?

>>35363648
You don't. Enjoy it until they figure out the truth

my family THOUGHT i was going to be a chad

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>>35363648
My family thinks I'm a total chad because I hang out with lots of grills. Truth is, they like me because I'm so spineless that they can cuck me whenever they want.

My parents are absolutely sure that I'll give them grandchildren. But it's too late to hope, I'm already a total failure. I just hide it well, I guess.

>>35363648
"Son why haven't you brought a girl home yet"

>my dad refuses the fact I don't want to date anyone

>>35365366
My parents gave up on me getting married years ago. I don't know which one of us is sadder desu

>omg he's growing so tall! He will be so big when he's older!
>He's such a happy boy, I am glad he has a good heart.
>Look at those shoulders! He will be a star football player one day!
>He will be very popular in high school.
>Omg hes so cute! He will be the ring carrier during my wedding!
Over a decade later..
>5'9
>I go on dark web to find snuff/disturbing videos because not even YNC or any shock site can get me off anymore.
>Was horrible at sports and kicked off any time I tried to play.
>Social outcast,hated everyone and got sent to alternative school.
>No gf, acne, dark eyes, scary face.
I am Chad right?

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My father is 100% sure I will start my own multimillion company and will be a highly succesful executive

Jokes on him I plan on becoming a monk

>>35363648
you should be thankful that you're not a chad. i'm always busy between gym and work and hanging out, people have high expectations.

>>35363648
They always knew, they watched you grow up. They are trying to raise your confidence, they fucking know you aren't gonna get anything.

It reflects badly apon them to acknowledge it so they won't, they knew you were a loser since they day you were born, and that makes them feel like a loser.

>>35365556
I busy myself with those things so I don't have to go back to my depressing household desu.

>>35365497
>I go on dark web to find snuff/disturbing videos because not even YNC or any shock site can get me off anymore.
you're better than that, man, don't be a monkey
every time you debase yourself in such a way you drag yourself down to primitive subterranean plane of the normies