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ITT we greentext about the time we almost got a gf. I'll start:
>be me
>in highschool
>befriend a shy 3/10 gril from another class
>be her friend for 2 years
>want her to be my gf
>ask her if she wants to hang out after school
>she says yes
>we get ice cream
>we talk for about 3 hours
>she really opens up and tells me she knows she's really weird and awkward (her words)
>she tells me it's because she was raped by her mom several times when she was 8 and it scarred her for life
>picture it in my head
>turboboner.png
>panic
>stand closer to her so she can't see my junk without looking down
>I'm wearing sweatpants so my boner's really easy to see
>sweatingbullets.gif
>she asks why I'm acting so weird
>she looks down
>ohfuck.png
>run away with my dick flopping up and down
>continue to avoid her in the halls for the rest of highschool
>she actively avoids me aswell
>mfw
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>>35360370
you fuckin dumb, why sweatpants on a freaking date
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>>35360464
I only wear 3 different sweatpants. I don't own any other pants.
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>ask antisocial fujo qt to homecoming
>We talk and text and get to know each other
>Confess to her
>"Oh I'll think about that.."
>Red flags begin to appear as I remember she's very autistic
>Ignore that shit
>Make a date to a movie (before confession)
>We go see some shitty horror movie since she likes those
>Deadpan face throughout entire movie
>Deadpan face always technically, so not an issue
>after movie we shit on it
>She actually has a good sense of irony and talks like a chuuni though
>Having fun until her friend we'll call Tyrone shows up
>Tyrone is more than 6 feet, a monster compared to anon
>I'm no obstacle to him
>She runs to hug him
>Actually cucked
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE internally
>Rest of date is awkward
>I just want to go home
Eventually she friendzones me and Tyrone drops out. She never even knew it was a date, or understood what I was trying to do.
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