This shit actually happened to me today. >bookstore >going

She wanted to fuck you, idiot. Have fun getting no pussy tonight.

>pay for the book
lol

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>>35359693
maybe she just thought they were good authors who you would like?

>>35359720
>fucking your integrity over to get some slut's puss

Lol look at this faggot

It was rude of her to suggest stuff for you when you've already made your selection and are currently trying to pay and leave.
"why don't you like what I like" bullshit, fuck her. She'll probably be fired for being rude to customers, those places have high turnover and attract pretty socially retarded people sometimes.

>>35359773
I bet you don't kiss girls faggot.

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>>35359797
You're the one who is being socially retarded not her.

>>35359693
That shit is called 'selling', dunno if you ever heard of it.

>>35359720
How was she going to fuck him? Even if he bought it he'd have to ask her out, and based on what she was suggesting I imagine she's a Tumblr feminist who would try to get him banned from the store for sexual harassment. I wouldn't be surprised if she was just trying to shill female authors because of their sex desu.

>>35359693
>>"No, I'm just not into current writers."
See, what you should've said was "Yes."

>>35359875
>caring about pussy and not throwing away your need for such pleasures

This is why you're all unhappy

>>35359891
No dumb dumb, I was saying you should've said yes to the fact that you're not interested because it's a woman.

>>35359910
This, woman are different and don't know you probably have autism.

>>35359693
She probably gets a sales commission and misjudged you to be a feminist. That explains the scowl.

>>35359720
here is some jokes you sure understand
>you kys, you lose [CHALLANGE]

>>35359725
>not sprinting away with the book
t. american

>>35359957
t. black man

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>>35360002
>tfw black and owe $100 to the library since my sister lost books so I just steal them from the library and return it when I want

>>35359720
>sales person tries to sell you things
>"they want to fuck!"

>>35359693
>Virginia Woolf
>Jane Austen

Confirmed pleb

Reading non /sci/ books is gay.

>>35360575
Objective truth right here.

oregano

>>35359693
"Haha, yeah! Women authors are so underrepresented in literature. My favorite is Ayn Rand, do you like her?"

>feminine impasse

>>35359693
you should have said yes because they were women
women are notoriously shit writers

>>35359693
she just wanted you to buy morebooks from her store lmao

thats why she was trying to guilt you in to the 'omg u don't like feminists? shame on u buy these feminist books'

baka are you guys really that socially inept?

>>35359693
Should have said "thanks, I'll keep them in mind" instead of saying you didn't care for them.
Virginia Woolf is good though

>>35361910
>"Not really interested in them at the moment. But I appreciate it."

OP's response was pretty nice. I would have told the bitch to fuck off.

>>35360152
>not just torrenting the books from the comfort of your home

why go through all that work

>>35362070
It's still too strong. Women don't hear what you say but rather a hidden meaning. They're always trying to read your intentions. If you say "I'm not interested" they won't give a shit about pleasantries like "I appreciate it".

Out of all things I've seen here, reading Saramago for fun is the most autistic one

>>35359693
Saramago is good. Which one?

>>35362419
The Stone Raft

>>35359818
"I appreciate the suggestions but no thanks I won't be buying those things" is not socially retarded.