Who here /fuckedupdream/?
>Go into bagel shop
>Full of Asians all staring at me
>Ask Asian lady at counter if they have fried chicken
>she says she doesn't but would make me some but I needed to get the batter
>Next thing I know I'm holding a puppy that's covered in Cheeto dust instead of fur
>Shoot it with air gun in the head like they kill cows
>Start skinning it from the back to the top of the head
>As I get to the top of the head. Notice the dog is still vert well alive
>Freak out and start shooting it over and over with the air gun but it won't die
>Feel fucking horrible
>Grab a knife and stab the puppy through the eye to get to the brain
>It didn't do it right and now it's eye is popped out and it's wringing in pain
>Stab the eye socket again
>It does
>Finish skinning it
>Asian lady grabs the Cheeto dust skin and cover chicken drumsticks with it and fries it
>Eat it
>it was the best damn cheeto covered fried chicken I've ever tasted
>Cry while eating it
>Wake up sweating
You are eating too much chinese food.
>Decapitated a prostitute in movie theater
>In the lobby repeatedly cum in the disembodied head in front of everyone
Pretty alpha dream desu
I mostly have /boringdreams/ or forget them :(
Only ducked up thing in a dream is
>be in some mineshaft with family
>try to find a way out
>see another woman holding her baby
>they tell us to go away
>we do so
>dad fell down a endless deep hole
>rip
>come back and find woman with baby again scared in a corner
>there is some big wolf looking at the woman and her baby
>mom and woman are at a higher place for some reason
>wolf kills woman
>my mom takes her baby and throws it to me to save the baby
>scared because mom is there with wolf
>wolf jumps for me and kills baby
>wolf becomes some kind of alien and tells us "there bombs"
>I have bombs in my hand, instead of a dead baby ,to get out of the mineshaft
>Wake up
Probanly played too much Bloodborne because the wolf was from there and the mineshaft was like the dungeons
>>35358852
>Walk in a local bar to meet my friends
>Drink a beer with them and discuss shit
>Suddently Gandalf the Whites storms in
>He has sunglasses, and loud rap music follows him whenever he goes
>Comes up to our table and challenges us to an english pool game
>Use his staff as a cue stick
>Get our asses handed by him
>He gets out giving the finger to everyone
>Suddently notice that Obama is the barman and order a tea.
I think I should slow down on alcohol.
>>35358852
Maybe i am claustrophobic... the worst nightmares i have always bave some very slim openings or tunnels i must go trough.. but somehow i always managed to fit trough.. the worst was like this
>forest
>2dimensional house ; no thickness at all
>enter via door
>now im in a tunel
>i hate this
>reappear in my hometown on an escalator
>there are no escalators irl
>my little sister is giving me a blowjob
>im actually forcing her
>some random shit happens
>start falling down an infinite metal tube
>the walls are burning hot
>i touch the wall midflight
>wake up with a fever
>>35358852
>In a train station
>Dark, grey, washed out colors
>A dozen hooded men with guns and military uniforms standing at attention
>Passenger train pulls in
>Total silence
>People in the seats look skeletal and emaciated
>The hooded gunmen start executing the passengers one by one
>I stand by and do nothing but watch as a little girl is shot in the head
What does this mean?
>>35361398
Too many skeletal memes
Srsly tho. Dreams have no meaning at all
I lucid dream almost every time I dream but there are times when my antipsychotics make me so dehydrated that I have dreams where I'm drinking water over and over and it never helps until I wake up from the physical discomfort