What the fuck is with girls and star signs? Talking about signs

Awww Aquarians are the best! I LOVE AQUARIUSIUSIUSIUEIEIEIE

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>>35358461
>be scorpio
>completely dependent on others
>powerless
>walking doormat

what does it mean?

>>35358461
Innovative
Admired
Eccentric

All the things I'm not...

I'm a Gemini

>Many talents

I already know this is shit

>>35358461
I'm a sagittarius. What do i win?

Only chicks are into retard science and the occult

My lolcow radar is off the charts

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>>35358461
>AQUArius is air
>not water

>gemini
>entp
makes sense

>popular
LMAO

>>35358690
>Scorpio
>Barely self-reliant
>Skelly
>Submissive
I think it applies to women

>have leo the chad sign
>zero friends kissless virgin
it's bullshit

is it the 70s again?

>>35359866
aquarius = air sign, water bearer. we are everything. we are the cosmos

I have at least one trait of all of those star signs and I suspect that most people do too.
>Oh em gee I relate to my star sign so much this is LITERALLY me
All of them to a certain degree would represent you otherwise this meme science wouldn't work.

>tfw Pisces

forever indecisive and head in the clouds

>>35359916
Scorpio is the Chad sign, anon

>>35359916
same here brobot. At least mbti tests ask about your personality before giving you a label, your birthday literally means nothing

>>35358461
Say what you will, Sagittarius is correct for me.

>>35358461
>tfw Aquarius
>Innovative
Maybe. But not really.
>Admired
Nah.
>Eccentric
Rich people are eccentric. I'm poor so I'm just a fucking wierdo.

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Taurus sun 10th house
Taurus moon 10th house
Cancer ascendant
Who /actually studied natal astrology/ here?

>>35358461
>Either gemini or cancer depending on the website
>None of their traits apply to me
I like games I guess...

>>35360355
can you tell me what I am actually am if I'm born June 21st 1997 then? because I don't have a fucking clue

>>35360391
Talk to me on Skype: theviacom

>>35360052
Barnum effect is the word you're looking for, my dude.

>>35360488
Often people just don't know about their higher chart information to interpret so their understanding is shallow

t. Astrologer from several posts up

>>35358461
>be Aries
>am almost exact opposite

Do you truly believe that the position of planets has an influence on your life, or do you just think it's an interesting topic?

>>35360551
Could you give me more information about the higher chart stuff please?

>>35360551
>>35360710
Meant to quote this post, my bad.

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>>35358461
>be leo
>ENTP

Shit may be onto something. really makes one think.

>>35360710
Both
>>35360723
Use my Skype: theviacom

>>35358461
>Creative
Lol I can't even write a paper without help but I can do equations.
>Popular
"Who are you?"
>Faithful
Cheated on last GF. To be fair she did it back...

>>35358690
>be Pisces
>be rigid
>dislike being touched
>don't like to share my feelings

What DID they mean by this?

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OR EMAIL ME WITH [email protected]

I WILL DEAL WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE CONFUSED INDIVIDUALLY AND PROVIDE CHART INTERPRETATIONS

>>35360999
And how much do you charge for this scam, pray tell?

>>35361225
I'm literally doing this for free