>have assburgers >still able to fuck 7/10s on Tinder What's

>>35357618
>What's your excuse?
I'm a spic and I live with my mom.

Literally nobody is more unfuckable than me

>>35357618
The only one that offered got mad that I wanted to wait until friday instead of that night, and they unmatched me.

>>35357631
Just from the context of the situation I can tell you you saved yourself a trip to the clinic.

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>>35357618
I'm not looking for sluts, not using tindr, not comfortable with my body, don't want to talk to strangers, don't want to talk, don't want to be used for food, don't want people knowing where I live, don't care about getting laid, barely care about getting a gf, etc.

>>35357618
im fat and uncomfortable with my body, and by extension my sexuality

working on the not being fat thing

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>>35357618
Because I don't want AIDs and to be even more unhappy and depressed. Chadcucks are retards

>>35357628
I am in the exact same position, but probably older, so checkmate.

>>35357695
You sound salty lol

Oregano

my anti-depressants make me unable to orgasm from sex so no point

I have to log in using Facebook, I don't feel like trying to take good looking photos of myself, and having to try and hide more embarrassing photos of on said Facebook account is tedious.

>>35359120
you get to choose the 6 photos you show people anon :)

>>35358544
Not salty just have a lot of mental gymnastics and blocks to avoid trying.

>>35357618

>lol

How's fucking braindead sluts working out?

>>35357618
I haven't gotten a single match after 3 days of use.

>>35357618
>7/10
>that... thing

kek. Kill yourself, you bottom feeder

>>35357695
>don't want to be used for food

what did you mean by this? genuinely curious.

Tinder requires jewbook.

>>35359201
I feel that friend. Getting laid has never been a priority for me either.

guys what does it mean when a girl text back "wow"

I get that a lot and it either goes good or goes south or they never respond back

this girl I was talking to I was supposed to fuck her but it's taking a while

>>35359533
post screenshots of your messages. 4chan will give you sound advice.

>>35359350
Not him but the meme is that it goes like this
>Invite girl out for dinner
>Youre not completely annoying in the girls mind so she weighs up that she could probably put up with you for the duration of the dinner
>You then pay for the dinner (I.e. a free meal for her)
>You dont go back to hers, she doesn't come back to yours
>She rotates through guys, stringing them along until they've had enough of going on dates and not getting laid
>In the end she could realistically eat well every week without paying a penny

>>35357618
>spic living in america
>5'8
>riddled with acne
>have a child's voice
>only thing going for me are my grades

yep

>>35357618
A girl having a tinder account, or any sort of positive opinion towards tinder, is a colossal red flag.

It's a hook-up app. It's for slutting.

>>35357618
>low key horny
As opposed to shouting you're horny in a crowded area? Are you usually not low key horny?

>>35359200
Phew,
I thought I was going to have to untag myself from a host of high school silliness.

>>35359761
its normie speak, by saying its low keys he's implying that he doesn't usually say that he's horny

>>35357695

>implying a slut would ever want to get within 50 feet of you, let alone a wholesome girl

i love the "i dont want sluts" excuse.

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I took this pickup line from an earlier thread and it actually worked...we have a date Friday what do I do? Never kissed, never had sex, never dated...were going to see 50 shades darker...

>>35357618
1. fat
2. social anxiety
3. live with parents

>>35357618
it really pisses me off when girls say lol after everything to break the tension.

>>35359864
Well you answered your own question anon. Just copy what's in the movie.

>>35359799
Is this a new thing? Am I going to confuse them or show my disconnection with the current social culture if I don't speak like a retard?

>>35359864
She thinks you're alpha like your opener implies. Her pussy will turn into the sahara when she realizes you're actually beta. You need to pretend to be the type of guy that would use that line to get the puss

Jokes on you OP.

Tinder was made for such people.

Tinder is for people who are physically attractive but mentally deficient in some way or another.

The whole point was being able to hook up without having to do the whole social interaction thing beforehand.

>>35359864
Its a stupid fucking line but I guess it would only work on tinder whores who get mundane but more or less cringe openers.

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irrational fear of rejection and being made fun of

dont have the balls

>>35359864
>50 shades darker

Oh shit, she's down to fuck for sure
Just tell her what food you're gonna eat and what time you'll pick her up. She's going to want you to tell her what you will both be doing; you will have to be assertive.

My excuse is that my assburgers is more severe

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>>35359956
no it's ghetto monkey speak, you should be fine

saying "im lowkey ____" just means "I'm kind of _____"

now you know nigga

>>35359963

She already thinks he's hot so it doesn't matter. She already wants to fuck him. She already made her mind.

This alpha, beta bullshit doesn't matter.

You can be alpha as fuck but if you're ugly, you're ugly, period.

Guys who are literally sissies get girls, because they are attractive.

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>>35359963
I haven't given myself away have ? 1 of 2

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>>35360032

I think I'm fucked...i should cancel

>>35360044
>>35360032
You're doing great, anon. Keep it up and get that pussy. Smooth answers and everything.

>>35360044
you're fine robot. literally no problems here. just pick her up and watch the movie with her.

don't try to kiss her or anything during the movie. go out and get drinks afterwards. make your moves then.

>>35360044
She seems into it you're good.

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>able to fuck girls on tinder
>wanting to fuck tinder girls

>>35360044
10/10 anon, hope you can keep it up in person

>>35357618
My excuse? Tinder is trashy and gross.

>>35360222
Nice excuse orgenailio

>>35359828
I don't really care if its impossible, i barely care at all about the subject, but I won't settle.