>have started referring to all nonwhite people as "gypsies"

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>have started referring to all nonwhite people as "gypsies"
>strictly to amuse myself
>"it's the building that the group of young gypsies is standing in front of" (black kids)
>"you have to remember that gypsies have different societal values than we do" (China)
>black guy at the office complained to my boss about me after I referred to him as one
>we were discussing something and I asked him a question like, "Now, James, in your experience, as a gypsy..."
>he cut me off and was like "what do you mean, gypsy??"
>"y'know, a gypsy, like, you, or like juan and maria?"
>I try to play dumb with my boss but she says if she hears the word gypsy again I'm fired
>she tries to get me to say outloud "James is black," just for her, but I pretend I don't understand what she's saying
>exasperated, she tells me to just go back to work

pic related, a gypsy wearing a handsome suit