>"Hey anon, I think you are pretty cute." How do

>>35353828
"I know, thanks"


originalbloxtbh

>>35353828
"Thanks!" *smile*

you respond by reporting, saging, and hiding low-quality threads

>>35353828
"Holy shit, who's nigger is this? hold on a sec ooga boog ill get you back to your owner in a second, police over here i caught one!"

>>35353828
this is literally a "it's not what you say, it's how you say it" situation. if you're a sperg no matter what you say is going to be spegy.

Thanks. You must be uncomfortable in that tight dress though. Maybe I could help you out of it.

oh thanks, you aint so bad yourself

>>35353897
Not if you say "hnnngh god damn look at them titties!"

>>35353828
"Sorry, I do not have any money."

Let me cum all over your ass then on your tits. Thanks in advance.

i'd ask how her ass got that photoshopped

>>35353828
Aye aye, by gum, lass. How bout you be m' bird and all, aye?

>>35354405
>not knowing about steatopygia

Get the fuck away from me you nigger.

>thicks
>I-I mean thanks

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>>35353828
y-you -t-too

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>"BE HONEST ANON. Could you satisfy me in the bedroom?"

Wat say?

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>See a girl with a similar body to the one in op's pic outside a week ago
>The first thing I thought was "Unf I can see sole prints on her shoes, I want to sniff them"

>>35354754
>tfw 8.5 inch dick

Yes I could in fact get through that thiccnedd

>>35353828
POLICE! I GOT ONE!

>>35354754
>tfw you'll never have sex with a black woman
>tfw she'll never be mildly disappointed by you average penis

>>35354754
"Hello Police?
There's a wild gorilla running rampant, looks like it could be dangerous."

But seriously, there's no KFC around here.

I am in love with you but I have a severe insecurity that I could not satisfy you sexually. Just looking at your delicious body, particularly the buttocks I doubt that my penis would have adequate length to even reach your vagina when attempting to fornicate.

It makes me incredibly sad and embarrassed and I would appreciate it if you wouldn't make fun of me or tell anyone else about it.

If you wouldn't mind though, could I please give you a french kiss and touch your breasts and behind for a little, it would really mean a lot to me.

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>>35353828
I'm not sure who's behind this post

get the fuck away from me blackula

You haven't even seen my cutest part.

>>35354650
Underrated kek

>>35354754
My immediate answer is "No".

>>35353828
shut up baby, I know it

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>>35353828
>meet her gaze
>smile as eyes meet
>"Thanks...?
>gesture for her name with my hand
>look her up and down while I wait for her name
>if she didn't get the hint
>skip next few steps
>say her name as I trace up back to her eyes
>im anon
>(her name) your clothes are pretty tight. Are you actually Bootylicious the superwoman?
>let her start to answer
>put finger on lips
>wait no dont tell me your secret is safe with me
>but if im in danger I could call you

"Gee! Thanks!"
This happens, they're calling me a child-like retard- I know what fucking game they're playing.

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>>35356301
what the fuck anon, what is autistic shit

orangelo

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>>35356301
you have autism
>>35356336
this, anytime a girl calls you "cute" shes patronizing you as if you were a child

>>35353828
>How do you respond without sounding like an autistic splerg?
for you

I already have a pretty strong slave at home sorry

>>35356145
Daddy Bender, is that you?

y-y-y-you a-are pretty c-c-ute too

>>35353828

Thanks. You're attractive yourself.

hopefully she speaks clearly and eloquently and has a college degree from a non hbcu

>>35353828
"I think you could lose weight" and walk away

W-what really? T-thanks. Y-YOURE CUTE T-TOO!

>>35354754
>that poly manila hair
ruins it desu

"Yeah? We should chill."

Wait for a suggestion, or if none is made, then make the choice. Coffee is cliche, but easy to remember. Then let it go from there.

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>"I always see you looking, why don't you talk to me? I like what I'm seeing, do you?"

How do you fuck this up robots?

>>35357325

What should I say in this situation? Because nothing comes to mind right away

>>35357325
cyborg reporting
when girls have made moves in the past i have literally just turned and ran away from the situation

>>35356301
>>(her name) your clothes are pretty tight. Are you actually Bootylicious the superwoman?
This is autism supreme.

>>35353828
Farm her for massive gold and exp gains.

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Hey anon. I heard you say somein' bout rice-mixing bring bad and shit?

>>35356301
And I thought I was autistic
Oreganolio

>>35358659
Yeah, rice-mixing is bad. Like how can you put white and yellow rice together? It gives off a weird ass taste.

>>35354754
>there's only one way to find out
>*unzips dick*

>>35354754
>Wanna find out ? *pulls out a condom*

>>35353828
>Thanks! I think you're a beautiful African American woman, would you like to engage in sexual intercourse ?

>>35354754
Let's find out.

If she's asking that she's already interested, so you can't seem too eager.

>>35354812
I have a 5.5x4.5 dick and have satisfied many black women. It's not difficult.

>>35353828
>thanks, cute dress btw

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>>35353828
>How do you respond without sounding like an autistic splerg?
t-thanks

honestly I am not interested in dating a fat girl though, I wouldn't want to date her

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>>35353828
>"Your ummm..... Thanks. Do we have class together? Not like... in the same class socially... obviously, but for school. I'm fairly certain I would have noticed this ensemble you've got here. Feel free to interject at any moment with some type of flirty giggle or something. No? okay. Later. Weird lady.

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>>35353828
>What do you think of my dress anon? Remember, my eyes are up HERE...

>>35360290
>>35353828
>>35354754

WHO TF IS THIS

originally

>>35360434
Raven Buchana, thank me later anon. Now go fap you're dick off, kek.

>>35354754
>>35357325

What's with black women and some of them having the most insane curves out there? Like sculpted.
You won't find this on any Stacy.

>>35360605
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia
>Steatopygia is the state of having substantial levels of tissue on the buttocks and thighs

tfw no steatopygia gf

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>>35360290

If your eyes are up there, and your dress is down there, how can I look you in the eye and observe your dress to tell you how I feel about it at the same time?

>>35353828
I just say "thanks senpai" like a fucking sperg

>>35360908

In other words: some look like Neolithic goddesses.

>>35353828
How is it possible for your average woman to take pics like this and still have dignity?

How do they constantly advertise their tits n ass "unknowingly"?

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>>35361052
>unknowingly

>>35357325
b-b-b-b-b-b-uhhhhh I-I uhhhhhh

realistic answer right here

>>35360605
We breed them like cattle back in the days

>>35353828
I think I can see ur nippers :3