ITT: unifags, who is your annoying housemate/coursemate >roastie

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>be unifag
>no friends
>no roommate
>in room most days
>failing

??? :^) ???

theres a fag who blasts his shitty "underground rap" music everyday during break and it makes me want to stab his fat spic throat

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>>35353541
>american exchange student in my physics lectures
>absolute faggot
>asks the lecturer questions he know's the answer to so he can think he looks smart
He's a fucking dumbass and this prelongs the lectures I wish he would go back to his cuckshed in america

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>>35353541
>literal tendie tier flatmate
>stolen another flatmates panties and bra
>refuses to come out of his room, other than at 4 oclock in the morning to make food

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>>35353788
He's a survivalist, quit fucking with his endgame

>>35353541
>That fob Chinese kid who sleeps until 5pm, skips all his lectures, and plays League at max volume from 7pm-7am straight every single day without showering.

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>>35353541
>first day at university
>room if pack filled with 35 people
>roastie is in the corner with other roasties like seven of them
>I'm two rows over
>class is about to start
>she starts talking about how she was born on an American base in Okinawa along with other army or fucking navy brat tier shit
>she mentions the same shit over and over every class
>I basically know everything about her and I fucking hate her
>After her other roasties chime in trying to one up her but she has this type of thing she does fuck idk I hate her
>three other dudes with them
>start getting into politics
>all three dudes are fucking commies or anarchists type shit
>talking about how they hate trump
>TFW I'm gonna wear my trump shirt to piss them off

Almost every bitch up in that class has fucking problems and they talk so loud I know everything about them Jfc Stfu no cares about your family problems.

OP YOU GOT ME MAD NOW

>>35353788
What's the problem then?
You don't even see him.

>housemate, let's call him Dave
>Dave leaves his garbage all over the place
>Dave never cleans up the kitchen after cooking and just leaves shit all over the place
>literally ground beef chunks all over the oven, onion peelings and other trash all over the counters
>told him to clean up over 15 times, he never does
>never does his chores
>always drones on about himself like a retard
>always talking about student politics after I've told him repeatedly they don't matter and I hate hearing about them
>95% sure he's an autist of some variety
I want to kill this guy. Good thing I'm moving out this April

>Be me
>Usually sit in the middle of the classroom, people all around me
>My college usually passes around an attendance sheet to sign in every class
>Faggots next to me literally go out of their way to get up and walk to some random person to hand the sheet to instead of passing it to me
>At the end of class I am literally the only person who didnt get the sheet and I have to ask the professor for it at the end of class

There's literally no excuse. One day I will snap at the lack of respect and knock a motherfucker out, sign the sheet, then drop the class.

this term I don't get ill feelings much. just one guy;

>was in res with him last year
>he would constantly be loud in the hallways, probably an idiot, slapstick humor type of person
>constantly asks questions in lecture this year
>doesn't even care about the answer. just being a pedant
>professor knows him by his name now because he asks so many questions
i seriously hate this guy

>>35355086
I fucking hate this shit.
>been in class for and hour and a half
>students had hour and a half to ask questions
>prof says class is over but does anybody have any final questions
>the same faggot asks like 3 more questions which all require long, drawn out answers from the prof.

Just go to office hours you retard, thats literally what they are there for.

>>35355086
Fuck, there is a guy like that. He always ask questions in a way to show he knows better than others. Always talk in a condescending tone and is overall very obnoxious. Keeps his jacket in class to seem edgy like we are still in fucking college.

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>>35353541
>Girl who lives in our flat
>youd think that 3 boys and a girl in the flat that the boys would be most untidy
>not a single one is
>the roastie on the other hanmd, fucking hell fire
>dirty playes and beerbottles
>dirty mouldy food left out
>refuses to clean up or take rubbish out
>everyone got sick of it so we leave the bags outside her room along with her dirty plates.
>refuses to switch music off at early hours
>ended up having the caretakers giving her a last warning about it
>wastes other peoples food, and when she has friends over she lets them eat our food.
>drinks our bneers as well, leading us to buy a mini fridge and padlock

only redeeming factor about her is she has tits like pic related, thats wearing thin though, theres been losts of talk to try and get her kicked out because she trashed the front room and tv set last week with her friends.

>have a few good friends
>it's an okay group
>we used to hang out with an RA
>he had a bomb ass room
>turns out he's a huge fucking mess
>always stressed and paranoid
>constantly lying to seem cool
>doesn't trust anyone at all
>I'm a stoner, dude weed, I know
>when we were still stupid we let the RA smoke with us
>guy goes insane
>calls us every ten minutes to make sure we won't tell anyone
>walking around in panic
>okay let's not hang out with him anymore
>always approaches us
>always has a new fake story
>always asking is if we're going to sell him out
>always asking for a toke

Leave us alone plz

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>>35355261
Had a friend similar to this
>Jordan, massive emo/goth fella, but pretty darn cool
>started with weed
>ended up making a band with him
>first got a gig at a local pub
>one day in practice he demands that within a year we need to be playing at the local arena as a main act and not a supporting act
>tell him thats a bit much
>he pulls a knife on us
>starts yelling about being famous
>everyone leavs and the band breaks
>turns out he had been taking shrooms and lsd
>ended up moving on to heavy usage of shrooms, coke, lad and amps
>ended up in a mental ward as he took them so often that it put him into almost a constant state of psychosis
>apparently he keeps thinking he is in a famous band at the arena

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>Stacey roommate
>Is loud and obnoxious
>Constantly bringing guys over
>They usually stay in the living room which I need to pass through to go the kitchen or bathroom
>Have to hide away in my room while they're there
>Sometimes she brings guys into her room and I can hear them going at it
>Awkwardly reading manga in the dark while I hear them panting and moaning
It could be worse I suppose, but it's far from ideal.

>>35355502
>*bangs on wall*
>S-SHUT UP B-BAKA

>>35353541
lace her coke with rc fentanyl

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>one roomate
>complete stoner
>stinks the whole place out
>keeps stealing food when he's high
>never seems to leave his room except when we're out to steal food
>bang on his door and he's either hiding or out we can never tell
>food still goes missing
>expensive stuff too like Ben and Jerry's, stuff like that

We're all fucking poorfags, it's not like we can keep buying his shit just for him to steal it.