Why haven't you grown out your beard yet? Why do you choose

because im a fat faggot and i cant grow hair on my chin/lower lip.

>>35353317

Never stop making these NEET threads

>>35353317
Wagie here. I trim, not shave. I got a full beard right now, and it looks great. Once every 4 months I go to a barber to have it shaped properly again, because my own trimmings aren't always perfect - his is.

My beard made me go from awkward nerd to cute man.

my jaw is beautiful

>>35353317
Because I'm not a NEET, I'm a working robot trying to save for FI, and beardnets suck.

(At least I make 90k/year)

>>35353317
because I'm a beardlet

if I try to grow it it just looks scraggly and shitty like a stereotypical neckbear. And it itches.

Because it looks like shit and is all patchy and gross and itches

okay don't mind me I just need a link to this post cause I'm curious

>>35353535

>>35353317
Because I'm a low T cuck who can't grow a proper beard.

I'd look like Grizzly Adams if I could.

>>35353317
Im not a handsome man but at least I have a square jaw.

>>35353317
Because I look like a dirty hippy or a terrorist

If I don't shave I look like a pedophile, and if I do then I look like a prepubescent Chad.

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>6'2
>IQ of 130
>7x6.5"

>mfw seeing some 5'7 guy with full beard

This is the only thing I'm insecure about, the fact that I can't grow a full beard, instead I just have a shitty neckbeard.

Because all I can grow is a prepubescent moustache and goatee, meanwhile my Chad brother who is 15 can grow a full beard.

>>35353847
lowtest desu senpai

>>35353847
Use rogane big boy. Works better for beards than it does for actual head hair

It doesn't grow much for me. I'm destined to be a child faced manlet.

>>35353317
Because combined with my sunken, bloodshoot eyes, my poverty and my fatness, it makes me look even more like the crazy alcoholic that I am.

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When I was younger I grew a beard to appear older

Now that I'm older I shave to seem younger

>>35353317
never shaved and im 22

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Who /stubble/ here?

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>>35353847
Fuck off at least you don't have klinefelter syndrome, you ungrateful nigger.

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>>35353317
I can't grow a good beard

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>>35354100
>At least you're not a starving african child
>At least you're not homeless
>At least you're not having your fingernails slowly pulled off

kys tittyboy, I need a beard.

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>tfw can only grow a moustache

>>35354301
Go inject testosterone then you stupid nigger, what do you even cry on normie9k for?

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>>35354087
muh nigguh

>Be beardlet circa November 2015
>decent mustache and chin beard but nothing on sideburns, cheeks or lower jaw
>Buy into the minodixil meme, afraid I'd just spend money and not cheat genetics
>1 yr 3 months and 3 bottles of 5%minoxidil later I've got a chad'ish stubble beard and going for a fourth bottle to make it thicker

We're all gonna make it brahs

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>>35353317
YFW you are not a bearlet

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>>35354324
>tfw can't grow a moustache either a beard

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>>35353317
because this is as far as it grows

>>35354769
If you stop taking it will the hair fall out or what?

Because all I can grow is a ridiculous asian pubestache.

>20 years old
>facial hair still developing
My dad had a glorious goatee in HS and kept it his entire life.

all this fucking estrogen in the water ruined me

>>35353317
Basically no beard growth, in two weeks I can grow a """"""""beard"""""""" that my workmate can grow in three days (I am 23 if anyone asks).
Beards are allowed in where I work as are long hair (I got long hair)

because I'm asian and can only grow a pubestache and a relatively shitty goatee with only a handful of hairs on my cheeks

>>35355299
It must take a long time to grow that stereotypical chinese Fu Manchu moustache.

>>35355271
your dad's goatee hairs get caught in my butthole all the time. he really goes to town back there, i respect that. i respect a good buttlicker like your dear old dad.

>>35355417
legend says when you wake up on your 70th birthday, you have it, along with the mythical wisdom and martial arts skills. That or you basically become a vegetable.

>>35353317
Because it's not comfortable and it's dirty, I already have neanderthal masculine features, I look better without a beard.

Because I physically can't grow one or else I probably would. I feel some well groomed facial hair would make my face look less weird and child like but all I can get is patchy little spider-legs.

Still have to shave like every other day because otherwise it looks hideous.

Because I'm a bitch faggot who wishes he was a girl. Sorry I'm not a wanna be alpha cuck who dwells on /pol/

>>35353317
>boss approves of beard because it makes you look kinder and wiser in the eyes of customer
best feel

>>35355515
Prove it. Put a diaper on and make your next ten doo doos into it.

>>35355445
>>35355565
be gone with your vulgarity, ledditer

>>35355589
I'm not from reddit. You're from reddit.

>>35355185
Minoxidil facial hair growth won't fall out like regular hair. Regular hair falls out when you stop taking minoxidil because the hormones that were causing baldness continue acting on it and the minoxidil is no longer there to keep them in place. Facial hair on the other hand is not affected by these hormones.

>>35355661
You have a smalI penis.

>>35355661
YOU HAVE A SMALL PENlS.

>>35353847
>IQ of 130
>shitty neckbeard

Hmmmm something isn't adding up here. High IQ men tend to have robust beards

>>35355661
You have a smaIl penis.

I had a huge mole on one side of my face. now the scar is a hard line that cuts off hair growth on that side of my face. I cannot grow a full and even beard. So instead I grow a long, scraggled length of chin hair to frighten the children with

>>35355661
You have a smaII penis.

>>35355661
Your penis is really little.

>>35355661
Micro penis detected

Roasties notified

>>35355661
Your penis is reaIly little.

>>35355661

minoxidil is great for beard growth.

>>35355661
Your penis is realIy little.

>>35355661
How big is your penis anon?

I bet it's really small

>>35355661
Your penis is really Iittle.

>>35355661
Your penis is really littIe.

>>35355661
Your penis is reaIIy little.

>>35355661
Geee I wonder who could be behind this post

dicklet confirmed

>>35355661
Your penis is reaIly Iittle.

>>35355661
Your penis is reaIly littIe.

>>35355661
Your penis is realIy Iittle.

>>35355661
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>>35355661
Your penis is really IittIe.

>>35355661
Omg you sound like you have a cute little penis xD

>>35355661
Your penis is reaIIy Iittle.

>>35355661
Your penis is reaIIy littIe.

>>35353317
Because I can't grow a full beard, and I look messy when I don't shave.

>>35355661
Your penis is reaIly IittIe.

>>35355661
Your penis is realIy IittIe.

>>35355661
Rawr I wanna suck your little penis then nibble on it then eat it whole om nom nom nom nom

>>35355661
Your penis is reaIIy IittIe.

>>35355661
You've got a really small penis.

Okay, seriously

what the fuck is going on. what's with all these people spamming "you have a little penis"

what about his post made it sound like he had a small dick?

>>35355661
You've got a reaIly small penis.

>>35353504
This, I'm a beardlet too. That doesnt stop me from growing it out and looking like a madman (protip: wear a camoflauge ball cap and youll look like a normie country guy)

>>35356044
Sounds like someone's insecure about his little penis ^____^

>>35353317
I did grow one for a while but it just annoyed me

I prefer being clean shaven

Especially now that every fucking normie has a beard

>>35356044
>all this people
Wew

>>35355661
You've got a realIy small penis.

>>35355661
You've got a really smaIl penis.

>>35355661
You've got a really smalI penis.

>>35356117
Oh, it's just one person spamming.

okay but why are they trolling him

what's wrong with minoxidil?

>>35355661
You've got a reaIIy small penis.

>>35355661
You've got a reaIly smaIl penis.

>>35355661
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>>35355661
You've got a realIy smaIl penis.

>>35353902
Rogaine gave me heart problems, i had to go to ER for chest problems

>>35355661
You've got a realIy smalI penis.

>growing beard for about 15 months now
>only one who takes note are other guys with beards saying "nice beard"
I didn't ask for this.

>>35355678
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>>35356206
Shut the fuck up you samefagging little shit, it's not true. I bet it's your penis that's small, dicklet.

>>35355661
You've got a really smaII penis.

Minoxidil fucked my heart warning robots, i cant run anymore, i didnt even get aa beard

>>35355661
You've got a reaIIy smaIl penis.

>>35355661
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>>35355661
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>>35355661
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>>35355661
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>>35355661
Your small penis is really little.

>>35355661
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>>35355661
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>>35356233
It wasn't a samefag. That was all different people. I know because I was only one of them, and everyone else was only one of them too. A lot of different people think you have a small penis, dude.

>>35355661
Your small penis is reaIly little.

>>35355661
Your small penis is realIy little.

>>35356391
I don't care because it's not true though

>>35355661
Your small penis is really Iittle.

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>>35353317
This is elegant.

>>35355661
Your small penis is really littIe.

>>35355661
Your smaII penis is really little.

>>35355661
Your smaIl penis is reaIly little.

>>35355661
Your smaIl penis is realIy little.

>>35355661
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>>35353317
Reminder long hair and ab unkempt neckbeard helps keep the normies away

>>35355661
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>>35355661
Your smalI penis is reaIly little.

>>35355661
I don't understand why are people saying he has a small penis

>>35355661
Your smalI penis is realIy little.

>>35356545
It's a bot dumdum
origineo

>>35355661
Your smalI penis is really Iittle.

>>35355661
Your smalI penis is really littIe.

>>35353317
>Tfw you can grow a full Wiley beard
>TFW you keep it Wiley but trim the edges (cheek, moustache, neckline)
>Tfw neatly trimmed wild beard

It doesn't get you pussy but having a face mitten is really nice

>>35356435
Don't get so defensive anon ^__^

>>35355661
Your small penis is reaIIy little.

>>35356562
i'm doing it by hand and it's very tedious.

>>35355661
Your small penis is reaIly Iittle.

So is the robot filter dead now? How is this redditbot able to spam the same phrase/sentence ad nauseam, word for word, letter for letter?

>>35356611
Kek has rewarded you with some beautiful digits

>>35355661
Your small penis is reaIly littIe.

>>35356638
Spaces, anon, spaces

>>35355661
Your small penis is realIy Iittle.

>>35356638
Wow, your small brain is really little if you can't figure it out. Here's a hint: there were 16 possible combinations I used for my first two messages, and the one I'm doing now has 64. I don't go to reddit either you gay faggot.

>>35355661
Your small penis is realIy littIe.

>>35355661
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>>35355661
Your smaII penis is reaIly little.

>>35355661
Your smaII penis is realIy little.

>>35355661
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>>35355661
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>>35355661
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>>35355661
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>>35355661
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>>35355661
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>>35355661
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>>35355661
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>>35355661
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>>35355661
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>>35355661
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>>35355661
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>>35355661
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>>35355661
Your smalI penis is really IittIe.

Please help me senpai, im 18 and i have a 12 years old kid facial hair.

>>35355661
Your small penis is reaIIy Iittle.

>>35355661
Your small penis is reaIIy littIe.

It was a little past my collarbone at the beginning of feburary.
Trimmed it down with a length 6.
Shit was getting in the way of fucking everything, and I'm a manlet so it just looked kind of sad.

>>35355661
Your small penis is reaIly IittIe.

>>35356686
>self-admitted to using redditspacing
>doesn't go to reddit
Choose one, redditchild

Also you've been repeating the same phrase with the same "combination" of words and letters for about a dozen posts now, reddito

>>35355661
Your small penis is realIy IittIe.

>>35357006
I did not admit to that, Reddit. I don't even know what "redditspacing" is because I don't go to Reddit. Care to englighten us, Reddit member?

>>35355661
you have a small benis

>>35355661
Your small penis is reaIIy IittIe.

>>35355661
Your smalI penis is realIy IittIe.

>>35357040
Nice way to avoid the rest of my post, classic redditspammer technique!

I don't have to be a gook to know gooks eat rice. Similarly, I don't have to be a redditor to know your habits.

>>35355661
Your smalI penis is reaIly IittIe.

>>35355661
Your smalI penis is reaIIy littIe.

>>35357074
whatever, you're just bullying me. leave me alone, stop being mean for no reason. i'm trying to do something.

>>35357118
>whatever, you're just bullying me. leave me alone, stop being mean for no reason.
CLASSIC redditspammer

>>35355661
Your smalI penis is reaIIy Iittle.

>>35355661
Your smaIl penis is realIy IittIe.

>>35357135
>>35355661
Your smaIl penis is reaIly IittIe.

>>35355661
Your smaIl penis is reaIIy littIe.

>>35357181
>Your smaIl penis is reaIly IittIe.
Redditspammer

BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN'T. IT STOPS AT A GOATEE AND SHITTY MUSTACHE THAT DOESN'T CLOSE. AND ON MY CHEEKS, PATCHES.

>>35355661
Your smaIl penis is reaIIy Iittle.

>>35355661
Your smaII penis is really IittIe.

>>35353337
Does being fat make it harder to grow a bead? I'm pretty fat and my beard seems to be growing fine.

>>35355661
Your smaII penis is realIy littIe.

>>35355661
Your smaII penis is realIy Iittle.

>>35355661
Your smaII penis is reaIly littIe.

>>35355661
Your smaII penis is reaIly Iittle.

>>35355661
Your smaII penis is reaIIy little.

>>35355661
Your smalI penis is reaIIy IittIe.

I trimmed it last night actually. Shit got itchy.

>>35355661
Your smaIl penis is reaIIy IittIe.

>>35355661
Your smaII penis is realIy IittIe.

>>35355661
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>>35355661
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>>35355661
Your smaII penis is reaIIy Iittle.

>>35353317
I am not a dumb wagey, I have a glorious beard.

>>35355661
Your smaII penis is reaIIy IittIe.

>>35355661
BABYDICK FUCKING FAGGOT LITTLE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A FAGGOT BITCH CUNT FUCK ITTY BITTY WITTLE PEE PEE

>>35355661
FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT LITTLE PENIS FUCKFACE DICK FUCK FUCK YOU FAGGOT FUCK YOU DICK TINY PENIS LITTLE FAGGOT BUTTFUCKER DICK SHIT FUCK FAGGOT CUNT FAG BITCH

Its been 3 years and the mods are still no where to be found

>>35355661
LITTLE FAGGOT PENIS FUCK FAGGOT DICK SHIT FAGGOT CUNT FART SHIT FUCK PENIS FART FAGGOT DICK PENIS FUCK FAGGOT LITTLE PENIS FUCK FAGGOT FART DOO DOO ASSHOLE FUCK DICK STUPID MOTHERFUCKING ASS SHIT FUCK FART FUCK WEE WEE LITTLE FUCKING ITTY BITTY WEE WEE COMMITTEE FAGGOT FUCK YOU I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU

>>35355661
fuck you man i really hate you i hate your fucking guts. go fuck yourself PLEASE PLEASE go fuck yourself. slide a dildo in your ass. you can jerk off too if you want, i don't care, just please please fuck yourself with a rough dildo. thanks man.

>>35353317
I let my facial hair grow because I'm a slob, but I don't actually have good beard genetics so it looks awful

>>35355661
>112 (you)'s

Jesus how did he get that many? I barely one a day if I'm lucky

>>35355178
Mine doesn't even grow that much

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>>35353317
Its 2017 and we don't have a nice cheap easy way to destroy hair by the roots so we don't have to shave daily and instead every 2 weeks through some type of cream or something.

We've been to the moon and can do all this other crazy shit but we can't get rid of our bodily hair from growing with simple creams.

but I have full beard

i dont like pubic hair on my face buddy

>>35353317
Because I have a Jon Hamm tier chin and like showing it off.

I'm in the army, so I'm only allowed a moustache.

>>35355216
>Because all I can grow is a ridiculous asian pubestache.

Same here, tried to grow out facial hair before and it looked ridiculous.