Hey femanons, how would you imagine your life being like if you

I would've gotten a reduction paid by the tax payer, so I don't suffocate in my sleep or suffer from the worst back pain alive.

wouldn't even leave bed due to back pain

with those bonkers you would become an instant sensation in the porn industry.

>>35353147
You retard you couldnt even walk with those.

>>35353183
>>35353195
>>35353254
Well, if the back pain wasn't such an issue.... how would you do?

>tfw no paizuri goddess gf.

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>tfw no gf with majority of her body weight in her tits

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>>35353147
Get out with that shit man that's dichgustang.
Remember the golden rule:
>if tit>head=WRONG

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>>35353183
You are not using my tax money. Do out of your own pocket you dirty socialist.

>>35353254
Not an argument

>>35354358
Yes, boobs!

>>35354390

Volume of Tit = X
Head = Y

if X>Y = Super sexy
if X<Y = Ehh good enough
if X=Y = Sexy

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>>35354358
Maybe one day anon, technology moves fast.

>>35353147
Why do people like this. They look so oversized that its honestly gross.

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>>35354531

This.

Oreganonotitsumaxu

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>>35353147
there is such a thing as too big

Your pic for example... what's the point of humongous breasts if I can't see her belly button???

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BOOBS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYg7Nu4MxaE

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>tfw you had a chance with the massive emo titcow at your uni but fucked it up

Also if youre not at least a G cup then you are considered a chestlet

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>>35354810
Boiiii, these must be fake.

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>>35354911
Not the girl at uni, but they are a titcow called nyxieewolf i believe

have some more from a different girl

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>>35354810
All I see is an obese girl with a bra that doesn't fit.
No titcow.

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>>35355070
Try to prove me wrong:
3D breasts are disgusting chunks of fat.
2D breasts are the best thing in everything ever.
Protip: U CANT OLOLOL

I just wish I was thin.

Being fat, I should just kill myself.

>>35355167
>I just wish I was thin.
>Being fat, I should just kill myself.
Be my gf to motivate.

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>>35353147
That's the scientist from that doujin/mango of the girl who's tits continually got bigger unless she milked them right? fapped to that a fair few times.