>you will always be hairy is there a worse feel? No, it's

>>35348296
I'm in a similar boat.
black hair with a wiry shit beard.
I worry people think I'm going to bomb walmart when I'm getting groceries

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>manlet
>skelly
>werewolf-tier hairy
>acne/bacne

>>35348475
Who the fuck is gonna blow up a walmart anyway

>>35348993
nobody ever, but idiots at walmart don't know that

>>35348296
it's a good desu feel

>>35348296
>Tfw so hairy a Pajeet thought I was a Pajeet

When I went to community college all the Arab kids would invite me to play soccer, then come to find out I'm half jap, half hispanic

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>tall
>obese
>hairy
>bacne and stretch marks
>10 o'clock shadow even when i'm freshly shaven
>square jaw
>scar over my forehead and eyebrow
>look like a bouncer at a shady nightclub
>want to be a cute short and skinny 10 year old boy forever

>>35349160
Stop the BS, that's attractive as phuck...
Now go play with some boys or sum-think

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Quit your fucking whining. You have-no, ARE-this crazy fucking piece of equipment that can transform dead matter into perception and consciousness and laughter and pain and music and heat and love and dreams and thought, that has more delicate and better microphones and cameras and wiring and chemical sensors and computers than anything we can produce artificially, that has a heart that just keeps fucking beating constantly for what could be over a century, that has fucking HANDS for chrissakes, that is constantly fighting entropy and death on a molecular level even when you sleep, that has the awesome power to perpetuate itself and that hasn't lost that battle yet for billions of years, and that has phenomenal fucking power beyond its own extent in space in time, and you're complaining that it came with fucking fur?

>>35349273
>that has more delicate and better microphones and cameras and wiring and chemical sensors
that's some cute romantic bullshit but it's plain unrtue

>>35349273
That's all great compared to a rock from an anthropocentric perspective, but we're comparing ourselves to other humans who take these things for granted by the virtue of being humans, and other humans happen to have it better than us and it was all a matter of a genetic lottery.

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>>35348296
I trim my pubes and chest/shoulder hair. I don't have back hair, so I can reach anything I want to trim.

Use pic related. Works very well, though hair just looks trimmed, rather than shaved.

>>35349340
Show me any manmade piece of equipment that fixes itself and that can interface directly with the human brain, and you've got a better one. Until then, I'm right just by merit of the latter point, however tiny the shit the manmade one can detect.

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>>35348296
>Tfw hips wider than shoulders and ass like a jungle

>>35349406
now you're just moving the goalposts and i'm not going to entertain you. i'm guessing your eyes are better than a space telescope or an electron microscope and they should replace chem lab equipment with your nose because it's good enough.

>>35348296
It's called shaving, Anon

>>35349470
>Shave
>Still a manlet with huge hips and ass
Th-thanks

>>35350323
Show me. Plz.

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>>35348296
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YNGUSH6zutTcv_osPURNvH8K19mXiX730Y-JeDRMNbI/edit?pref=2&pli=1
Your welcome robot, a guide on how to get rid of your hair easily.
It actually works.
Just cleaned my arms today, feel so fresh and cute.

>>35349168
same but I still look really young

the face of a 14 yo and the body of a 30 yo

fat and extremely hairy chest too, my chest hair is even starting to connect with my armpit hair

>>35348296
No it's masculine. you should take hormone pills if you dont like your hair so you can look like any other twink.

the only thing stopping me from being maximum cute is my hair
it sucks

>>35348296
>is there a worse feel?
Yeah, having klinefelter syndrome.
Stop being a pussy about something that shows that you have healthy testosterone levels you faggot.

>>35348296
Just shave the hair if you don't like it pal

>>35352511
I DO AND IT GROWS BACK WITHIN THREE HOURS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I hoped the OP would be female so I can marry her :(