>He hasn't enlisted yet Lol. What a pleb. What's

im not falling for this one again. your move, government.

I did and I regretted it instantly. I got an ELS discharge.

>>35346040
You're a moron if you join the army in a combat role.

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>>35346073
Sounds like you need to re-enlist and serve again! Do better! For your country of course
>>35346062
Falling for what? The chance to claim honor and pride?

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yes robots, die for the normies and their normal lives
at the end you will become a homeless cripple but you served your country
and you should be feel grateful about that.

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>>35346113
The combat role is the most red-pilled position. This is the real man's role. But of course some neet is capable of filling it. Sad!

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>>35346186
Wrong it's the most blue-pilled position

This is the real red pill strategy: You join the military in a non-combat role where you gain some real world skills. You use your experience in the military to give yourself a cushy government job and run for political office.

When you're running for office you make sure to draw attention to your service in the military. "How you served your country etc" and that you "put your life on the line to safeguard this great nation". The usual crap politicians say. Pic related

>>35346364
But now that people can look at what they actually did people will just share a facebook post about how you were a filthy POG

Grunt is the only way to go, and if you think you can't do anything with a combat role when you get out wrong you're wrong kiddo

>going overseas to fight for the interests of shady, dishonest politicians with ulterior motives

If there was an actual cause worth fighting for I'd probably enlist tbqh.

>>35346040
Too old I think the cut off age is 35

>>35346040
>Lol. What a pleb. What's keeping you from serving your country?
this

If Beijing puts men on the fucking ground in California tomorrow I will enlist. Beyond that, eat shit.

>>35346040
Are you really proud serving a country full of normies, chads and roasties anon?

>>35349581
military is the fastest and simplest way to become a chad