Does anyone else get vagina envy? I don't think I want

>>35344524

Has never crossed my mind OP.

You might be mentally ill

>>35344524
Not really but I'm not in love with my bepis either

>>35344524
>Does anyone else get vagina envy?
most guys do i think

>>35344539
>You might be mentally ill
if you aren't you shouldn't be posting on this board

just take some dick in your ass OP

>>35344524
No, I would hate menstruating and other forms of vaginal discharge

>>35345728
you are a form of vaginal discharge

Other people commenting just don't get it.

>You can just take any phallic object and have the best orgasm of your life 10 times in an hour

>Anything as simple as a PS4 controller can be a vibrator

How could you not want this?

>>35345878
both of those are true for men

>>35345878
>How could you not want this?
DUDE PERIODS LMAO

>>35345902

>Anal stimulation is impossible for a lot of people
>It's messy
>It's gross

>Vibrators on dick not even close to being 1% as good as on a clit

>>35346138
males btfo

>>35345143

I am mentally ill get off my back mom

>>35346243
>I am mentally ill get off my back mom
lol crazyfag

>>35344524
Take this copy pasta back to tumblr you fucking idiot

>>35344524
I get you. I don't like that I have to clean up my cum after I masturbate. If I had a vagina I wouldn't have to do that.

>>35346088
Birth control fixes that though

>>35347009
is there any way in which men aren't utterly BTFO by biology?

>>35344524
I get this too. I'm completely comfortable in my male body but fuck, man. I wish I had a nice, tight pussy and I wish I were fucking a man with a nice, big, round, fat cock to forcibly widen my vaginal walls and make me cum. My dick gets hard just thinking about it.

It doesn't end there with. Sometimes I really wish I were cute, soft, delicate female with nice soft titties. I'd be a bisexual and I'd have lesbian sex with other cute, sexy women.

It sounds like tranny talk, but I have no desire to undergo HRT. It's a strange feel.

>>35346979
do you have any idea how sopping wet vaginas get

at least you can aim your cum into a tissue or something

>>35347333
no amount of horse piss and genital mutilation will get you as clit anywau

>>35347349
use my mouth as your tissue

also, aiming ruins the moment Tbh

Just how circumcised are you OP?

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>>35347349
>wiping the head of your dick clean after you cum

tissues feel like sandpaper

I hate that a minor dick sneeze is the extent of my orgasm and it leaves me spent for the week.

>>35347605
are you ninety?

>>35347628
Might as well be originally.

>>35344524
this is the one feel that really makes me suicidal

i like my penis he is my friend

no but i wish i wasnt cut

>>35348128
Same here. It blows my mind that people still think it's okay. I hate my pink looking dick. It looks wrong

>>35345878

Women logic:

>can get off with a ps4 controller
>won't have sex with a dick less than 8"

>>35344524
It's pretty nice having a vag. Male orgasms look so weak and lame compared to how women orgasm. Men barely make a facial expression when they orgasm... looks like it doesn't feel that amazing.

>>35346979
Yeah, but after you masturbate as a woman you have a wet pussy to clean up. It seems like cum would be easier to clean up.

>>35344524
Sounds like you are a trans sexual

>>35348697
>Sounds like you are a trans sexual
nah

>>35348672
>Men barely make a facial expression when they orgasm
wat

>>35348672
Are you that swiss """lesbian""" that posts in nearly all of these threads?

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>>35344524
>>35346979
>>35347333 (check'em)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t4mRDvDtLq

pop into r9k for one half of a split second and I'm not disappointed.

>>35344524
every guy feels this way deep down

>>35349154
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t4mRDvDtLq
upvoted

>>35349154
>>35349154
Thx clq

Vaginas are disgusting they can grow huge beef curtains that get caught in your pants, ooze slime, vomit thick gobs of blood, get crusty white smegma in the crevices and are just in general nasty.

>Envious of a disgusting meat hole that bleeds once a month
Yea i think i'll pass

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>>35349912
tf is clq?

notice how boys resort to insults like "disgusting" to hide their jealousy

>>35347333

I used to fantasize about this and even wrote erotic fiction from the POV of a female version of myself

Then I got really high and realized that the whole gender bending fantasy was a way of dealing with my constant rejection and virginity as a male, and also a way of expressing a lot of the pent-up emotions that were repressed from living life as a cis male.

>>35350332

chi long qua, he's a doturd.

>>35344524
I'm a girl and I get envy when I see pics like this
>tfw roastie
Why can't I just have a nice slit like that girl? I'm too ashamed to let anyone see so I worry I'll never get to enjoy sex and all the things OP is talking about with a partner

>>35350857
probably bait but I'd love to suck on your roast

>>35350857
>>tfw roastie
pls b in Brisbane

>>35351084
>>35350995
I feel like these posts are just there to mock me somehow

>>35351099
r u in Brisbane?

>>35351104
They're never in brisbane m8

>>35351148
>They're never in brisbane m8
you miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take

t. Wally Lewis