>if you had a gf, you could touch her and have sex with her

(First line) Not really OP. Most girls have a lower sex drive than most guys so its not really a whenever fuckfest like you and I dream of.

>>35342564
>you could touch her and have sex with her whenever you want
Boy oh boy are you gonna get a rude awakening.

what do girls feet smell and taste like

>>35342601

lmao this ^
r9k is so fucking dumb and delusional

>>35342617
haha i know right
im just here for the memes :)
how do i downvote?

>>35342564
you really cant trust me.
Basically the rules are you must desire her at all times but only act on it when she feels like it.
You still spend 80% time being sexually frustrated except this time someone is telling you that you should not be sexually frustrated.

>>35342628

He's right you stupid faggot kys

>>35342659
>>35342617
You have to be over 18 to post here, femanon.

>>35342564
Wrong. She decides when you have sex.

What i dont understand is that there are girls out there who literally PAY for foot massages? Wtf?
And its not just fat ugly cunts, but HOT GIRLs actually do it

Wow man, its literally my dream to give girls foot massages

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>>35342564
those soles look really kissable!

>>35342754
I'm a footfag so I'm not one to talk, but I think that's exactly why they pay, to avoid guys like us.

In general I think women really, really don't like when guys give off a vibe like
>I-It'd be an honour to worship you, goddess!!

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>>35342564
I know that exact feel.

Come here.

>>35342788
>implying people who massage feet for their job do not have foot fetishes
Anon...

>>35342564
I have a fat girlfriend and I get laid about once a month.

Even then its not as good as jerking off and she smells bad sometimes.

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>>35342838
i had a very similar situation not so long ago kek

>>35342596
This, sadly. A surprising amount of girls are moody and fucked up, so they view sex fundamentally different than we do. There was only one woman I was ever truly sexually compatible with, and I've had my share.

>>35342564
>Being in a relationship; sex still a comercial transaction.

>>35343176
Unconditional love is a lie, you as a man are a vending machine that spits out sex, money, and emotional support.

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>>35342564
know that feel too well
also i kind of feel that if i ever have a gf
she can't be like
above average right
would just sort of be wrong somehow
thanks life

>>35343215
Finding a smart woman (not a manic pixie rape victim, an actual woman) that has her own career and sex drive, is about the most you can hope for. You'd still better be successful, "charismatic" or really good-looking. Nothing's free.

>>35342564
If I can't own a woman then I don't want one.
I want to feel like she is mine and I am hers.
If I can't feel OK touching my wife in a sexual way I don't want one.
If I have to ask for consent I would just be a nervous wreak thinking about how it might be considered sexual harassment.
Idk elementary school scared me when they described sexual harassment to me.

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Let just say its my birthday. An i have a grill that lives with me.

Im i guaranteed sex on birthdyas?

>>35342564
Now THIS is a true robot thread. If you can't relate you don't belong here.

>>35343581
I'm afraid of marrying a woman that doesn't love me and uses sex as a bartering tool.
Someone who doesn't like to be touched, hugged, or kissed.

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>>35342564
>if you had a gf, you could touch her and have sex with her whenever you want
Imagine just holding a girl close to your body. Pressing your face into her hair, and her being comfortable with you doing so. That sounds unreal, like a dream.

>>35342596
Shit I made it a fuckfest, then again I dated a doormat so whatever I wanted she begrudgingly accepted. This is kinda why I wanna meet a chick with an off the wall sex drive, not nympho cause I dont have enough dick ever for that, but just a chick whose always horny would be nice.

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>>35343908
please stop.

oregano on pasta

>>35342564
Whenever you want? So like, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not? Wowe! Soif a girl agrees to date you, you just get to rape her whenever?

>>35344025
"Rape" is a myth. Women orgasm during "rape," meaning they enjoy it.

Most of gender relations can be explained by women putting up a charade of not wanting to be conquered and fucked, while constantly waiting for a man strong enough to ignore the charade and take what he wants.

>>35342596
>>35342601
Tbh my gf doesnt mind me grabbing her whenever or where ever I want, she grabs my dick all the time, and loves to embarrass me by giving me boners in public so she always jams her hand into my pocket and jerks my dick

>>35344059
This is some advanced shitposting. Good thing you prolly don't actually believe this.

>>35344136
He is more than likely from r/incels so he might believe it desu

>>35344136
>>35344171
>tumblrpost on /r9k/
>receive misogyny in response
>"advanced shitposting"

how far this board has fallen, that someone feels the default opinion of the board is the tumblr one and not the misogyny

did you just get here from reddit a week ago or something?

i date-raped a girl in 2009 and was acquitted of all charges. hello ladies.

>>35344187
Nah, you just want attention is all I'm saying.

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>>35343908
S-s-shut up you normie er, you big meanie. I like to imagine this for 20 min before I sleep, it is nice.

>>35344187
>default opinion
>everyone is omega male like me

Go back to wizard chan

>>35344113
yeah, my girl does the same, haha. did I mention I have a girlfriend? Yeah, that's right. Dude with a GF over here.

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>>35344262
>your face when I'm divorced and currently dating a legal secretary 8 years younger than me

women love abusive men, anon

i bruised one of her bones by slamming her into the wall while choking her during sex a few weeks ago, she says it's the best sex she's ever had

she thinks she's a feminist btw

>>35344268
Incel detetced

>>35343908
There was one girl I was close with for a while, we never had sex or anything but we made out a couple of times. One time I slept over at her place and just having her cuddle up to me and talk to me in that romantic voice was amazing. I had the dumbest grin on my face. Fuck, I still miss her.

>>35344310
That's what's up my nigga, you livin my dream. Love me some rough sex.

>>35344310
Any woman who works in the legal field is mentally fucked. I prefer educators.

>>35344059
So if a gay man tied you up and jerked you off till you came it won't be rape?

>>35344378
I don't know where the "guys can get hard against their will" thing comes from. If I don't want sex, there's no feeling in it, or it feels uncomfortable.

>>35342596
brotip: she doesn't have to be horny to have sex. Even if a bitch is horny she won't initiate.

I've been dumped for being too pushy, but you eventually find a girl with low enough self-esteem you can do whatever you want and she just says thank you afterwards.

Why even have a gf if you aren't sexually satisfied? That's like 90% of the reason I keep letting my dick make life shitty. All these other posters didn't actually have gfs, they were just beta orbiter plus status. Women have three holes. Do you really think all three are going to be out of commission at the same time?

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finally got a gf
>tfw she is just as horny as me
>tfw she wants to have sex more often than me

she out there, just wait your turn

>>35344136
It's true though. Read some of the research. Most studies show that anywhere from 40 to 85% of rapes are false. Considering how biased they were and trying to prove rape is real it's probably much higer

>>35344518
Now watch the bitter redpill faggots say you are lying or her beta provider, enjoy it anon

>>35344592
will post her nudes if beta faggots whine enough

>>35344320
I understand what you mean, a girl hugged me once and I was in such a daze even afterwards that I locked my keys in my after I drove home. It didn't feel like I was in my own skin, I felt like that hug was a memory from another person.

>>35344603
no one wants to see the nudes of a whore who shoots low enough to date a robot

>>35344310

Have you ever choked a bitch to unconsciousness? I've done some light play but never to the point she goes limp. I fucking love doing it though. Knowing with just one hand you could kill her like it's nothing. I like spanking too but choking is a million times better.

>>35344448
Seriously, if you're gross as fuck then my dick wont rise at all, not even twitch. I may get a boner from being stimulated but it'll be that first morning piss boner that's only erect because you need to piss badly but its still somewhat flaccid and limp.

>>35344483
>but you eventually find a girl with low enough self-esteem you can do whatever you want and she just says thank you afterwards

Currently trying to find a bitch who'll do this for me, I have one but I dont feel like popping her cherry, let some other chump do it so she can get attached.

>>35344378

Leave your faggot fantasies out of this. If a hot woman tied me up and jerked me off until I came I'd probably be alright with it. Sounds like something straight from my chinese comics. If a lesbian held a girl down and assfucked her with a dildo then yeah, that's probably rape, but it's different when it's a man she likes and she orgasms.

>>35344689
>Leave your faggot fantasies out of this.
It's not my fantasy and why should I leave it out? Because you can't answer it?

>>35344762
I already answered, if I a hot girl jerked me off, then yeah it's not rape. This isn't a homosexual thread though. We're talking about heterosexual acts. Then you start coming in talking about hairy assholes and balls touching and shit. It's just kind of out there. How did you even think to make a comparison like that?

>>35344807
this is fucking high-level psychological warfare levels of trolling, i'm like in awe of this post

there's all this nuance to the redirection

this post practically has literary merit

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Should I hire an escort y/n?

She has cheaper rates for just cuddling which is what I'm most interested in. But I'm a virgin so I'd like to see what sex is too.

I've gone past the point of desperate longing for touch and now I can feel it literally eating away at my soul and causing emotional distress and my heart often hurts. People say it's not worth paying for because it's empty or whatever but I think I'm literally dying. I can't get friends or a girlfriend because I can barely speak and when I do it's only the forced normie guise and I'm unable to bee myself if I even have a self.

Memes.

>>35343545
If she's your sister, then no.

>>35344483
Actually, women have seven holes

>ears, nostrils, mouth

>>35343908
Please for the love of god stop this feel.

>>35345275
If she's high quality and not sleazy or a scam artist, and you do it safely, and you really commit to it and don't do it in a way where you're second-guessing yourself the entire time, it can be a great experience.

The ideal is that you get a good, reasonably priced, safe GFE (girlfriend experience) whore, and that you she's actually GFE, actually pleasant and accommodating, and you get to experiment all you like for an hour or two.

The somewhat more likely and worst case scenario, since most whores are incompetent selfish idiots who are only whores by accident and not really professional about it (surprise! they're women!), is that you'll feel like it's sleazy, feel like you're not getting your money's worth, so you'll be depressed and won't have fun. And they will often try to hurry you along, or they'll sense that you're beta and they'll use that to waste the time you paid for without actually having to fuck.

The girl being engaged is good, because you want the GFE. But you don't want her to slyly waste your hour by manipulating you emotionally into talking or cuddling for 80% of it. You want her to actually want to do a good job - which means cuddling but also doing what she's told sexually when you decide you want the sex.

The best way to go about it is to find your city's escort review community, figure out what going rates are like, and get an actual escort who is proven hot and isn't fucking awful. Seriously like 98% of whores are just crackhead single mothers with black pimps. It used to be that "escorts" were good, but now even most escorts
are half-assed college girls and crackhead single mothers.

If you can locate the REAL escorts, you're golden.

YMMV but I wouldn't have fixed myself and taken women off a pedestal if I hadn't had my first experiences with an escort. It crashes a lot of information into your brain at once. Simultaneously makes you feel like "this is real, I could actually have this," and realise they're only human.

>>35342564
I mean, not WHENEVER you want. Sometimes she's not going to be in the mood or whatever.

I have a gf who barely touches me and it's half assed when she does. The last time she was into it was late December. It's worse this way, because I see her and am turned on by her and she still kiss me and teases me but doesn't put out, so I'm left blueballed and shit.

Furthermore, it's really damaging to your self esteem when you simply cannot make successful advances in your own gf.

>>35344483
this guy gets it

10/10 killing it

>>35345409
Seriously dude I can't stress enough that most whores are just retarded fucking "women who are selling their cunts." You don't want that.

Even a lot of the pretty ones are just batshit crazy girls who know how to clean up, or

What you want is an actual escort. Can't stress that enough. As usual, women do the bare minimum and twist all the existing standards and guidelines into being meaningless - "GFE" is now something every retarded whore says, "escort" is now any hooker with an email account, etc. Same with how "curvy" now means "fat as fuck." They will LIE in their self-descriptions, use old pics. They can be dangerous. It can be really bad.

But there are still good ones. It's just a chore to find them now.

I had a friend whose whore tried to get him to buy her fucking roses and wine and shit. He didn't know any better so he just assumed she was telling the truth. She was mindfucking him into thinking that escorts like "classy" guys and want it to be a candlelit experience. You think she does that with her alpha male johns? No, she, shuts her fucking mouth and does what she's told. She's just manipulating the betas to make her life easier, as usual.

One of the whores I went to tried to guilt trip me that her OTHER john takes her to dinner!! And buys her gifts!! It was literally just some 5/10 college chick whoring herself out, and she fucking saw herself as some kind of COOL JULIA ROBERTS ESCORT ;-)!!!! that I had to wine and dine.

Women will take you as far as you let them.

>>35344059
I hope you get raped.

I guess that wasn't an original comment.

>>35342788
>In general I think women really, really don't like when guys give off a vibe like
>>I-It'd be an honour to worship you, goddess!!

m8 do you even women? they love that shit

>>35344807
lol just admit you got BTFO'd and are now on damage control

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>>35344483
hope you rot in jail, faggot :^)

>>35342564
I have a girl who i'm not even dating consistently send me nudes whenever I ask. Have I turned normie /r9k/?

>>35342617
Not every girl is a generic gf that only wants to have sex every now and then. My gf essentially begs for cock. Not all girls are the same, anon. Gotta find a girl who doesn't lie about not being constantly horny.

>>35342564
>>if you had a gf, you could touch her and have sex with her whenever you want
lol no

>>35345761
"Some guy on this internet that goes by no name may be technically sexually assaulting women"

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>>35342596
But the real question is that will a gf not resist most of time when I attempt to sniff and lick her feet after a long working day?

>>35345385
there's actually there's 10 if you count urethra and some gland opening near vulva that I forgot the name

>>35342596
if my girlfriend isn't feeling up to sex she just lets me jack off and cum on her, it's pretty great

>>35342613
Like a dude's, unless they take care of them, lotion rubs wearing socks alot that kinda thing.

>>35345761
Lol, just because their self esteem is shitty doesn't mean they can't consent ya jackass

had a girlfriend who broke up with me because i was timid to flirt with her since she rejected me so much when i would try to be sexual with her. bad feel, man.

>>35345497
i think your life is sad if you have to resort to fucking prostitutes, you dont deserve respect from even them and thats why you get no respect

even dirt doesnt respect shit

>>35346852
Not the anon, but I fuck prostitutes and it's great.

>>35343908
>Pressing your face into her hair
I'd feel like a creep, like some guy who cuts and keeps a strand of hair from someone.
I'd feel bad like I had hugged someone else's kid without their permission.
Do people really hug strangers?
Are people really ok with this?

>>35344378
This person clearly hasn't been to /hm/
A lot of people first "realize" they're gay after being raped by a cousin, step-brother/dad, or guy in the locker room simply because they enjoyed it, even though they protested and tried to get away.
A lot of people seek to re-enact the abuse that they experience to gain power over it.
To be at peace with it.
Much like returning to the scene of an accident where someone lost a limb or loved one.

>>35344625
This is a very pleasant thing to have read... Thank you for your post anon, I will try and hug more boys from now on for sure.
Would my brother appreciate a hug? In a sibling love kinda way? He's a robot... I'm unhappy for him that he's a KV (not sure about H)

My girlfriend lives about an hour away, so she only comes up overnight for the weekend

We almost always fuck around twice a day for the two days she's over.

It's pretty nice.

>>35346964
Fucking prostitutes is one thing. Having to resort to them is another. He also talks about how it changed his views and made him realise he could have that for real yet his post still screams that he's lonely and bitter.

It doesn't count if you hire a prostitute.

>>35345439
of course, that's fine. In your experience, though, how often is that?

>>35347708
I don't know, once every couple days? The girl I'm seeing gets sore really easily, though. And if we're not having sex (and we're not in public), we're cuddling, so it's still nice.

anyone here have some foot fetish experiences to share

>>35347237
Hold off on simply hugging more boys, some will think you are leading them on.

Your brother might appreciate a hug. What are your ages? Are you very close? If my sister (who's older than me btw) tried to hug me more than just a quick hug I would probably resist it at first. But I would honestly enjoy it.

>>35346198
Most of the times: She would kindly tell you to fuck off and that you're a weirdo

>>35348429
Well you have a valid point there haha. Really, if it makes sense in context, I will think of your (?) words and not hesitate.

He's 2 years older than me, we're both still living at home. We've never had too close of a relationship, we fought up until the point where we just stayed in out rooms & never see each other... I guess I'll just try and show affection when I can.

Really I think that was a beautiful post. It's nice to think that not every sensible person hates us. Though I agree with them.

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>>35343908
Gondola is the best meme

not mine

>>35348844
Would your name happen to start with the letter I perchance?

>>35342564
right now i can't even imagine what it would be like to have a conversation with someone

to have someone be there and look at my face
like actually look at my eyes
and then we would talk about something
i just can't imagine having another human being actually thinking about a thing i said out loud to them

>>35349437
Jeeze, do I post too much here? I'm hoping this is an unlucky coincidence.

And if this is my brother then no it does not start with I!!!

>>35342601
It depends on the girl and circumstances. It can happen, but most of the time it won't.

My last relationship was like that though. It was a combination of us living far from each other and only being able to see every 2-3 weeks, and her having a very high sex drive. So whenever we were together, I could touch her in any way I wanted anytime. And she was always ready for sex anytime I wanted it.

KHV, anyone else feel physical pain reading this thread? the thought of seeing females i had feelings for have sex or be with other men crushes my soul and makes me even more depressed. jacking off doesnt help only makes the feeling worse. im seriously to a point where i would probably recoil from a female touching me intimately. i seriously cant relate to having a relationship or being in love except the feeling of being rejected at this point

is there any hope for me? should i end it now?

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>>35343215

>be with same woman for 8 years
>have come to accept this is pretty much as good as a relationship that two people can have
>still trouble spots
>have some sort of physiological change recently
>sex drive and testosterone are through the roof
>awkwardly bring up the subject I want to have sex more than once every other week
>she thinks I'm accusing her of not wanting to have sex
>turns into a giant months long fight that eventually crescendos with a 4 hour discussion at 4 am capped off with me admitting that I was molested when I was 10 and anytime I try and talk about sex intimately I feel uncomfortable
>now that the blame is 100% on me everything is cool again
>all this shit and more because I wanted to put my peepee in her vajayjay slightly more often

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>>35344320
>we made out a couple of times
I WANT NORMALFAGS TO LEAVE

>>35350331
Being with a woman isn't that great, don't sweat it.

Source: I've been with women

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>mfw i don't even try and gf is a sexual pest who's incessantly asking for D or squeezing my butt through my pockets or groping my arm muscles (nothing crazy but she's usually surrounded by other grils and noodle-arms at her college so I seem "jacked" by comparison)

>>35347288
>It doesn't count if you hire a prostitute.
A dick in a vagina is a dick in a vagina you fucking retard.

>>35351016
Besides, all women are prostitutes. Only the form of payment varies.

>tfw aspergers and haven't craved a gf since I was 13
>have a small network of friends and family
>content

You don't need to put your dick inside a wet hole to be happy OP

>>35351037
Yeah, pretty much. Actual whores are just more honest about it.

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>>35342564
yeap, you're fucked kiddo

>>35351074
>tfw aspergers and had 2 gfs

kek

>>35351037
>>35351086
>Being this edgy unironically
Losing your virginity is about someone deeming you worthy enough to fill their holes. It's not paying someone to pretend that you don't disgust them while they drift off somewhere else for three minutes as you pound their loose, disease ridden cunts with your unsatisfying little dick just so you can lie to yourself about being wanted and post about it on 4chan.

>>35351281
virginity
noun
the state of never having had sexual intercourse.

Whatever you say normie :^) How about you fuck off back to /soc/ now?

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>Finally get a gf
>Sex isn't as good as jerking it to NTR and trap hentai
>Still have to do it with her anyway because she's got a high sex drive and gets frustrated if we don't do it often

>>35342596
>tfw no high-libido crazy sex addict nympho gf

>>35351347
how could sex not be good? there's a real person over there. how bad could it be?

>>35351301
/soc/ is for camwhores to post their ugly, nasty features for losers like you to jerk off to while everyone roleplays not being a complete and utter loser.

Dictionaries are descriptive, not prescriptive. You're still a virgin to a lot of people. Your dumb definition prescribes that getting your dick sucked is losing your virginity too.9

>>35351364
>He wants to be cheated on lol

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>>35342564
i honestly can't imagine what it's like for someone to want to be around you

the concept of someone liking me and wanting to spend time with me feels like a fantasy honestly. i have no doubt in my mind that even in the impossible event that something like that came to be i would immediately sabotage it like i do everything else

no love, no happiness, no hope

>>35351379
>You're still a virgin to a lot of people.
Who cares? I put my dick in a vagina.
Seems that you're more insecure than me, bub.

>>35342601
Only if you're a literal unironic cuck. Do you seriously think Chad gets turned down?

>>35351418
Insecure about what exactly? That you paid to have someone pretend not to be repulsed by you? I don't understand what is supposed to be so intimidating that I'd feel bad lol

>Losing your virginity is about someone deeming you worthy enough to fill their holes. It's not paying someone to pretend that you don't disgust them while they drift off somewhere else for three minutes as you pound their loose, disease ridden cunts with your unsatisfying little dick just so you can lie to yourself about being wanted and post about it on 4chan.

You're literally doing exactly what I described lmfao

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>>35351367
Sex is tiring if you're not fit
You have to worry about cumming too fast or not at all, potentially also about keeping it up
Vagina can't massage your spots exactly like you want that you do when you jerk off
Have to worry about your (and her) insecurities
Vast majority of women will play easy passive role in sex and let you put in most of the effort
Condoms and cleanup can be annoying
Have to worry if she enjoyed it or not (and if she said yes if she's lying to make you feel better)

>>35351436
>Insecure about what exactly?
I don't know you tell me, you sound bitter as fuck as if you had something to prove. Chill out, you're anonymous here, nobody cares

>You're literally doing exactly what I described
Yeah I put my benor in vago
That counts as losing one's virginity in my book, but whatever makes you feel better :^)

>>35344686
>I have a virgin girlfriend but want her first sexual experience to be cuckoldry, and I feel smug about it

This post will one day appear in an anthropology textbook as the perfect example of /r9k/.

>>35351281
You know how I know you will die a bitter kissless virgin?

>>35343908
>Imagine just holding a girl close to your body. Pressing your face into her hair, and her being comfortable with you doing so.

>Oh god, oh god, oh god,...
>Are my palms sweaty?
>Am I sweating?
>Am I breathing too loud?
>Does my breath stink?
>Is my heart beating too loud?
>Where am I supposed to be looking?
>Am I supposed to close my eyes?

No, thanks.

>get gf
>she will not allow me to deeply tongue her little asshole

What the fuck

>>35351475
>as if you had something to prove
Yeah. Prove that you're still a fucking incel lol

>you're anonymous here, nobody cares
Yet here you are admitting you're THAT undesirable.

>whatever makes you feel better
>He says while trying to make himself feel better for having to pay money to make people pretend to like him

>>35351523
I could tell you I had my first kiss in primary school but that counts as much as paying a prostitute to sleep with you. I lost my virginity 8 years ago though.

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There is nothing better in this world than a girl with a high sex drive. Nothing.

>>35348844
>It's nice to think that not every sensible person hates us

I'm not that guy you're replying to, but I hate you.

>>35351559
>Prove that you're still a fucking incel
Sure man whatever you need to make you feel superior
>you are admitting you're THAT undesirable
Yeah, I am.

Here I'll even let you have the last word but stop norming up this board

>>35351623
>Sure man whatever you need to make you feel superior
I don't need you to think you're incel to feel superior to you. I AM superior to you. Case in point: I never had to pay a girl to spread her legs for me

I assume porn has warped your view of sex to the point where you've reduced it purely to the feeling you get in your genitals, stripping sex of its emotional aspect. This is why you've never actually lost your virginity.

>b-but people have emotionless, meaningless sex all the time!
No they don't. It always has some sort of fulfillment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J3_TnpZDMw

Here you go faggot. Kain explains this shit within the first minute.

>>35342564
>you could have sex with her whenever you want
bullshit

>>35346198
i would hold off on feet stuff (besides massaging them) until you have at least came inside of her without a condom

>>35351675
You're just fantasizing now. Maybe you're not a virgin, but if you've only had sex once with a 2/10 landwhale that you had to get drunk, that's not exactly something to be proud of.

>>35351833
I've had sex with 8 women. Only one of them was fat it was pretty good though desu

>>35351531

If you have to try and convince or get permission to do anything sexual to your girlfriend you are a beta male, Chad would just do it regardless of her wishes.

>>35352181
But I want her to wash her ass beforehand

>>35347100
Fags really do reproduce through child abuse.

>>35350331

I was like that for almost 30 years, except for the recoiling part.
Then I somehow got myself into a relationship. Once it gets rolling, all the fear and insecurities stop. Fear of rejection shouldn't prevent you from trying. Neither should your inexperience.

Don't assume that getting a GF will fix your problems or make you a better person. It certainly didn't for me and now I feel even worse.

>>35342596
i don't think thats true unless you're over 35.

girls make sex out to be an emotional experience and have what look to be much better orgasms. plus they don't spend as much energy on sex.

in almost all couples that i've been close to, it seems like the guy thinks about sex more but the girl actually wants it more frequently. my own gf usually gets mad that i don't want to fuck more than 3 times a week.

>>35342838
That's so funny

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>if you had a gf, you could touch her and have sex with her whenever you want

>>35352369

Eating ass 101

> I'd really like to take a bath/shower with you
> I'm going to wash you
> wash her pussy, rub her at the same time and then her on
> spin around I want to wash that fine ass of yours
> start from the cheeks, slowly go between crack and rub pussy at the same time
> start washing her asshole with well soaped fingers, if you've turned her enough she won't complain
> tell her you're gonna go down on her after you get dried
> eat her out, suggest 69
> get her going with your tounge, when she's got a rhythm going, lick your finger/thumb and start rubbing her asshole at the same time
> gauge reaction, if you're doing a good job she won't complain
> after a few minutes start using your tounge

Congratulations you're now eating your girlfriends ass. This methods worked on all 3 girls ive tried it on - after this they all were open to cleaning their asses for booty play.

>>35354805
I have eaten ass before on multiple girls. For girls who are resistant this guy is spot on. Like, exactly spot on. I was going to write that you should suggest a shower and wash them but this guy wrote a better guide. Once you get them going they stop being resistant. You might get a "stop that, anon" but they won't physically try to resist you like they did before.