Can we post all our floors and rate who ever is worse off. ill

>>35341011
>fat
>circles around eyes
>so pale I look like I'm in chemo
>hair is white blonde too
>hair is falling out receding really bad
>hairy ass body
>skinnyfat
>stretch marks everywhere cause I used to be fat
>problems getting erections sometimes
>parents were poor
>always starving and they abused me mentally
>live in shit hick town
>so tired I can't get out of bed most days
>not good at anything
>not smart enough to get a good job ever

>blue carpet
>lacquered wood
>black and white tiles
>red painted wood
>stone tiles

just my ground floor alone. i think theres more different ones in the basement and upper floor.

>>35341011

>called Chad so people automatically assume I'm some sort of thundercock
>bang wayyyy to many girls
>nobody takes my advice of "be yourself" when talking to girls
>Stacey complains that my 9" is too much for her to handle
>being captain of a variety of sports teams is a lot of responsibility
>every day some fat spotty autistic kids run up to me in college and hit me with their folders whilst shouting "reeeeeee normie get out"

>>35341132
oh yeah that's another flaw. Can't spell.

>ugly dick
>chronic rhinitis
>never ending dandruff
>really bad eczema
>skin drier than grandma's vagina
>hands look like wrinkly grandpa hands soaked in vodka at age 20
>skin constantly flakes off onto clothes
>perpetual itching
>lips always cracked
>moisturizer doesn't work

>>35341011
> Too skinny to be meme fat, too fat to be normie.

> Bags under my eyes.

> Shyness.

> Lazyness.

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>dumb
>ugly
>small dick
>short
>fat
>balding
>autistic
>clumsy
>poor vision
>yellow crooked teeth
>weak
>mexican

>Cute euro football haircut
>Hard to get erections
>I do a max of 20 push ups without taking a break
>skinny
>Very pretty green eyes
>6ft 1in
>size 9 in mens shoes
>decent at every sport possible
>acne ruins me in my face and back and I have crohns disease that keeps me from ever talking to girls
>That feel when your a good looking decent guy but acne and anal bleeding when you poop keeps you silent in every social situation

I don't know what's wrong with me on the outside, I'm just weird.

>>35341011
>lanklet
>weaker than a child
>no stamina
>acne
>awful teeth
>weird skull
>weird chest
>can't stand cold or heat, going outside physically hurts
>nose always blocked or running
>always in some kind of inexplicable pain or discomfort
>can't walk or move naturally around people
>mentally slow
>bad at understanding things
>bad memory and recall
>bad at spelling
>can hardly do basic math
>incapable of creating anything, or even having an original idea
>lethargic
>scared of every aspect of life, even just physically existing
>no friends, despite plenty of opportunities to make them
>ugly, annoying, high pitched voice
>can't talk right, even to my own family, stutter and slur words, sometimes visibly shake
>can't get to know anyone, can't even remember names of people I see every day
>can't understand people if they don't speak perfectly clear and slow
>absolutely nothing interesting to say to anyone about anything
>absolutely no skills or talents, not just mediocre but bad at virtually everything
>can't follow simple instructions
>can't give simple instructions like directions
>kissless, hugless, etc, idea of a relationship is so alien that I can't even fantasize about it
>chronic erections like I'm 14
>thoughts are dominated by elaborate daydreams about wizards
>spend virtually all free time in bed, watching cartoons and browsing 4chan
>no ability to control sleep cycle
>bad hygiene, shower once a week
>breathing always feels awkward
>incapable of 'fun' in any form, can't even enjoy video games anymore
>I mean I really can't understand anymore how I ever enjoyed anything before
>cynical, pessimistic worldview
>no idea where I'm going in life, no job prospects
>other stuff I can't think of right now

I wish I could say I'm disadvantaged or abused or something, but no. I've no excuse.

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>>35341011
>skinny
>hunchback (permanently bent spine since birth)
>roaccutaine tier acne
>5'9
>small dick
>big protuding lips
>pale as a ghost
>bland blue eyes
>freckles everywhere
>acne scars on face and back
>small wrists
>dirt coloured hair
>hairy arms
>stutter

i really hate everything about my body. There is nothing i would keep

>skinnyfat
>asian
>eczema around neck, shoulders, eyes, and crotch
>5'8 manlet
>slight stutter
>monotone cho seung-hui tier deep voice
>nearsighted
>autistic
>kv

>was actually excited for a floor thread
>it's a typo

>>35342931
jup, just another "my life is so shit" thread. i was disappointed too.

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>tranny
>use the lightest skintone for foundatdion pale
>162cm
>size S in uniqlo women's sizes
>man face
>stronk jaw
>massive cromag brow
>retarded
>fat as fuck
>small boobs
>can't get bingo

>5'10" (too fucking tall)
>no tits
>small lips
>occasional break outs
>nice blue eyes tho
>just a little bigger than skinny
>underbite that's not visible bc of how i hold my mouth 24/7
>haven't shaved legs in months
>not very fit due to health issues that don't allow exercise

i'm not as fucked as most of y'all tho

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>>35341011
Why describe if you can post a picture? It's not like you have friends who can recognize desu.
5ft2

>>35341011
>Backne
>Braces
>Thinning hair
>bad skin on arms
>Scar on nose
>pale
>black hairs on shoulders
>Mother who is bi-polar, hoarder, explosive disorder, and a pathological liar
>No IRL friends

>>35341626
>mexican
woah buddy, looks like you win.