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ITT: Green flags for women >virgin >dresses modestly >conservative

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ITT: Green flags for women

>virgin
>dresses modestly
>conservative
>safely between chubby and aneorexic
>no male friends
>christian/catholic
>autistic
>uses little to no beauty products
>no tattoos
>no piercings except one in each ear
>not conventionally attractive
>likes anime
>likes vidya
>likes going /out/

Anything else?
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>>35338814
I'm a 27 virgin but a lot of this stuff is unreasonable, anon. I hope that deep down you actually know that.
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>>35338814
Last 3 are red flags actually.A women into 'guy' things is just attention seeking for orbitors and chad
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>>35338814

you could boil it down to:
>ugly
>low self-esteem

They would still jump on chad's cock in a heartbeat if given the opportunity,
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>>35338855
Some would argue anime is a girl thing
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>green flag
>virgin

If you like fucking a dead fish
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>>35338814
>likes anime
thats a red flag anon. anime girls are mentally ill, and not in a good way
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>>35338841
I don't expect to find all of these things, just listing off individual qualities that say a woman might be okay.
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>>35338855
Anime is for girls and porn.
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>>35338869
I like learning about sex and each other's bodies starting on our wedding night and exploring our sexuality exclusively with each other throughout our marriage.
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>>35338869
Virgin are meant for other virgin you cuck
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>Likes anime
Yeah no thanks
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so you want to date an idiot
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>>35338887
You neckbeards who think you'll find a pure and perfect virgin princess that puts out just for you make me laugh
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>>35338898
Wrong. Virgins should ONLY date non-virgins. Virgin cock was literally made for slutty pussy.
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>>35338869
>I love putting my cock in a cummed up pussy and sucking the cum out of chads cock out of it
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>>35338915
>Enjoy my roastie left overs or else!

Lol your just another good for nothing roastie , the only thing your good for is providing an ofrice so that men can please themselves
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>>35338915
>neckbeards
can it roastie, didn't chad give you enough attention today?
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>minimalist
>fashionable
>not a prude or conservative or some shit like that
>not clingy
>listens to non-mainstream music
>very skinny
>tall
>doesn't go nuts when she's on her period
>would h8 on uneffay people with me
>likes night walks
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>>35338968
>>35338962

>unironically using the term roastie

Another reason you're on r9k moaning about your untouched cocks
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>>35338942
It's not that big of a deal. Think about it. Every time your mother kissed you while growing up she was kissing you with her cummed up lips from blowing your dad.
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why are perfect goddess women as described by OP so extraordinarily rare while men that are that way a dime a dozen / worth less than a plain mcdonalds burger?
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>>35339010
>Unironically using neckbeard on /r9k/

You are just as bad dum dum
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>>35338814
these sound like the requirements an insecure male wants, but not necessarily green flags
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>>35339032
Still better than having that cum on your lips don't you think?
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>>35339032
Speak for yourself faggot not all our moms were souless whores.

My parents were hardcore Catholics who only had sex to conceive me and my sister, they havent sex since
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>>35338814
the girl in your pic doesn't fit any of those other than
>autistic
>no tattoos/excessive piercings
>not conventionally attractive
>likes anime/video games
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>>35338814
Green flags for me
>virgin
>gamer
>likes me

>tfw never can find a girl matching these intense and highly specific requirements in modern society
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>>35339010
>using the term roastie on r9k is so weird lmao
where the fuck do you think you are you filthy hobby prostitute?
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>not a virgin
>doesnt dress modestly
>liberal
>skinny
>heaps of male friends
>atheist
>popular
>loves makeup
>4 small tattoos
>nostril and 2 ear piercings on each ear
>moderately attractive maybe ?
>only anime i like is cowboy bebop
>whats vidya
>loves going out and drinking
i guess im never getting a boyfriend
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>>35339149
I sincerely hope you get raped and murdered at some point in your future.
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>>35339149
I hope you die a slow and painful death faggot
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im into rape fantasy and i want to die so please
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>>35339203
C-contact? Are you serious?
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>>35339136

Wanted to check out where all the loser Virgins hang out I guess
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huh? what does c-contact mean
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>>35339149
>not a virgin
>doesnt dress modestly
>heaps of male friends
>4 small tattoos
>loves going out and drinking
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>>35338997
>tall
That sounds pretty cute. I used to want someone shorter than me (unlikely) before watching Lovely Complex.
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>>35338814
>virgin
Nope
>dresses modestly
Yeah but I just like loose fitting clothes more
>conservative
HAH nope
>safely between chubby and aneorexic
Tru
>no male friends
Nope, I like hanging out with guys more, less drama and they have penises
>christian/catholic
Formerly, but Christians are too unlike Christ for me to be one
>autistic
Nope, feels good man
>uses little to no beauty products
True
>no tattoos
True
>no piercings except one in each ear
No piercings at all
>not conventionally attractive
Hard to tell
>likes anime
All anime is trash and weebs aren't worth my time
>likes vidya
vidya is good
>likes going /out/
nah lol

How'd I do
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>>35339274
Kill yourself/10

Now fuck off
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>>35339264
that was a nice series
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>>35339203
First of all are you a girl, trap or guy. If not guy be my rape fantasy gf
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>no makeup or as few as possible
>doesn't fall into a "gamer girl" type
>plays games, is very good at at least one game (non-MMO)
>occasionally watches anime (less than 5 titles a year)
>is not obese
>doesn't do X solely for attention (reading books, dressing up, keeping up with some sort of media, etc)

Ok I'll stop here. Last flag already makes it impossible to find such a woman.
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>>35339149

I'm sure you'll find someone who'll be your boyfriend but has "problems committing" because he sees you as nothing more than a temporary fuck buddy that he likes to hang out with.
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>>35339032
Fuckkkkkk...
Mom is never entering my personal space again.
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>>35339298
Your standards are unreasonably high
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>virgin is a green flag
She gonna dump you so fast nigga. Women cant live without options, abd a virgin women doesnt know if she wants u or not.
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>>35338814
>conservative
>christian/catholic
>few to no sexual partners
> >undergrad degree or working towards one
>wants a family
>little to no makeup
>listens to random rants without judgement
>no fucking yoga pants in public
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>>35339347
Then i'll deal with it

Now GTFO
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>>35338814
>virgin
Haha nope, lost it at 15. 19 now
>dresses modestly
For the most part, but when I go out I wanna show off
>conservative
Fuck no
>safely between chubby and aneorexic
Yeah that's about right
>no male friends
More gals than guys but still got a couple guy friends
>christian/catholic
Religion is fiction
>autistic
I don't think so
>uses little to no beauty products
Seldom do
>no tattoos
No tattoos for me
>no piercings except one in each ear
Bellybutton pls
>not conventionally attractive
Ive been compared to Emma Stone? Make of that what you will
>likes anime
Only watch for my friends
>likes vidya
Yess
>likes going /out/
Absolutely
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Friendly reminder that non-virgin girls are not worth having a serious relationship with.
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>>35339078
You damn fool. Put two and two together. Your mother sucked your father's nuts dry. She has also made out with him. He's sucked on her big fat tiddies. And you were breastfed by your mother.

Therefore you have your father's cum on your lips.
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>>35339389
This. They are tainted and dirty lmao, totally undesirable.
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>not a virgin
>dresses modestly
>conservative
>chubby
>male friends
>atheist
>loves makeup
>not autistic
>no piercings except one in each ear
>doesnt watch anime
>doesnt play vidya
would anyone be my bf pls desu
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>>35339386
>>35339274
>>35339149
This is why we hate you roasties,This isnt a thread for you we are tired of you attention whoring cunts
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>>35339430
There's no need to be rood about it
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>green flag
>autism
?????
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>>35339389
friendly reminder that boys who have ever masturbated aren't worth a serious relationship, they're ruined for good

But it's ok dearie, I just wanna fuck and leave
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>>35339312
im born a girl if thats what youre asking
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>>35339428
>not a virgin

didn't even need to read the rest
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>>35339477
Why do you have a rape fantasy and want to die?
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>>35338814
Girls like this don't exist.
Originoal
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>>35339439
You dont belong on this board go to /soc/ /b/ anywhere but here
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>>35339474
guys who dont wanna date non virgins are just scared they arent big enough
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>>35339496
They exist in my dreams
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So you looking for an Amish bitch?
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>>35339486
im into kinky stuff and also have hereditary depression and ADHD
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>>35339032
>>35339340
Well, considering you are literally made of dad's cum, it's not a big deal is it?
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>>35339298
>>35339347
No, it's just that nobody who is sane wants a used up whore.
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>>35339538
Have you ever done any kinky stuff for real or is everything still a fantasy? Also don't die that would be bad.
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>>35339568
thankyou, and yeah i have
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>>35339505
no you belong on soc

>>35339518
But sph is god tier kink

>>35339545
Never been a hooker, although it's tempting
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>>35339149
LEAVE HERE NOW, YOU ARE TRASH
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>cucks and fembots in full defense mode
>using petty insults to "shame" us from wanting virgins

That might work on leddit, but not here.

No self-respecting man would date used goods.
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>>35339428
I am secretly all of these things besides chubby and I know you don't belong here
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>>35339611
damn that sucks... any comments or feedback as to why ?
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>>35339600
Worse, you're a hobby hooker. Even professional hookers deserve more respect than most women these days.
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This is why a lgf is completely and totally the ideal way to go
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I found the perfect girl for OP
Matches every single category!
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>>35339600
Please just leave already we dont want you here
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>>35339698
fuck off cuck/slut
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>>35339647
Nothing wrong with enjoying sex, you'd love it too if you could get any

>>35339725
No we don't want you here
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>>35339518
Or maybe I want a meaningful sex life exclusively with the woman I love and choose to spend eternity with. How is this such a difficult concept for normies to understand?
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>>35339772

>He's gonna die a virgin!!
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>>35339758
Don't ever disrespect Nichole337 like that ever again
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>>35339518
hahahahahaha

Does this ever work?
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>>35339762
Is your brain that fucking dense that you cant even create an original response?

You really are proving /r9k/ memes to be true
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>>35339643
good mem friend
oringall
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>>35339762
You are a degenerate whore.Cant wait until islam takes over and you get stoned to death
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>>35338855
Tell me more about your psychology major.
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>>35338814
>intelligent
>well-spoken
>sweet
>kind
>modest
>pale skin
>conservative
>healthy weight
>no makeup
>no tattoos
>no piercings
>no male friends
>no past Chad boyfriends
>has at least one hobby
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>>35339904
What he's saying is unbelievably true, based off of personal experience alone.
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>>35339904
If you cant prove otherwise then dont bother responding
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>>35339815
no your brain is dense

>>35339861
no, you're a degenerate whore
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>>35339932
but have you met every female on the planet and not just the women who'd spend time around someone like you?
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>>35339955
I know a great deal of women, I had a brief orbiter phase myself (shit times desu) but I have friends that haven't found considerable respect in themselves so they still fall prey to that type of shit. It's quite sad and it happens often.
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>>35338814
>christian/catholic
>autistic
>likes vidya
these things don't go together well anon
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rallizes denudes is pretty patrician
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>>35339955
>Bottom
however ur right mate, i'm merely observing the lowest common denominator here. Considering that, it's still rare to find women who dont engage in this behavior.
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>>35340002
but women are sentient and can enjoy things/have hobbies, right?
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>>35340071
godspeed senpai
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>>35339149
gtfo with that weak bait you shill
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>>35339955
Obviously we arnt dealing in absolutes you retard ,MOST women act like that
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>>35339698
>implying l wouldn't
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>>35338814
All except:

>christian/catholic
>autistic
>uses little to no beauty products
>likes anime

Just no.
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>>35339218
Anime stuttering and contactfagging is honestly so cringey but it's a really good indicator of a beta orbiter
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Reminder that if you're a conservative woman you have a real short memory
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>>virgin
Yep.
>>dresses modestly
Yep. Solid colors. Long sleeves. Jeans. I just want to blend into the background.
>>conservative
Nope, but I don't really care about that stuff.
>>safely between chubby and aneorexic
Yeah.
>>no male friends
I only have acquaintances, no real friends of either gender. I'm actually okay with that.
>>christian/catholic
Nope, I don't care about religious stuff.
>>autistic
Probably a touch of that. Some of the sperg symptoms ring a bell for me.
>>uses little to no beauty products
True. It would make me feel like a faker to put that stuff on.
>>no tattoos
God no. I hate tattoos, they're so damn creepy.
>>no piercings except one in each ear
No piercings. Not interested in drilling holes in my body.
>>not conventionally attractive
Lol, yeah.
>>likes anime
I don't really get why people like that stuff so much.
>>likes vidya
Ehh, it's all right in small doses, but I don't go out of my way to play it.
>>likes going /out/
Severe introvert, so no.

Well, it looks like I've got a few red flags. Not surprised.
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>>35340303
Better to base one's life on what the world actually looks like now than what it looked like before you were born.
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>>35339698
Unless she has a penis I don't see a problem. Does /r9k/ have standards so high they wouldn't date her even if she was a pure virgin who liked anime?
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>>35340400
I'm honestly surprised you're only a few years old and managing to post here
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>>35340147
whyyy did you have to call me a retard?

where did you find most women? how do you know so many women? introduce me.
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>>35338814
>virgin
Yes
>dresses modestly
subjective but my clothes are Walmart tier.
>conservative
Nope.
>safely between chubby and aneorexic
Overweight
>no male friends
No friends at all
>christian/catholic
Fedora
>autistic
I want to believe autism is why I have no friends but it's more likely I'm just lazy and unmotivated
>uses little to no beauty products
Yes
>no tattoos
Yes
>no piercings except one in each ear
I don't get this: why are ear piercings an exception? Is it just because they're widely socially accepted? Seems so arbitrary.
>not conventionally attractive
Since I'm fat probably not.
>likes anime
No. Anime is degenerate. Weebs deserve to be gassed
>likes vidya
Never even played one.
>likes going /out/
Simply taking a walk improves my mood.
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>>35340362
7/10, breddy good. Only concern would be lack of mutual interests and fear for your eternal soul.
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>>35338855
I only realized it was a greenflag list and not a redflag list after reading this post
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im everything cept religious, autistic, no piercings at all and idk what going out is.
i have a boyfriend though. good ones are always taken.
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>>35340418
Are you kidding how come none of you remember Nichole337
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>>35340362
so you have the mentality of a 12 year old and seek attention for your gender on a taiwanese embroidery forum?

perfect for this place
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>>35339234
you do realize that that's not an insult right? someone can be a virgin without being a loser, there are plenty of wagekeks on this board that make a living for themselves but still share the same ideals as a true robot. even if a robot is a loser, the fact that he is a virgin is irrelevant. just because we don't want to stick our cock in used floppy pussy for no reason other than to not be a "loser" in some toasty roasty's eyes does not make anyone a loser. You're just mad because you know you're already a scaly used up bag of sand that not even someone who's not a "loser" would want to touch with a ten foot pole.
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>>35340536
t. virgem
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>autistic
>likes anime
>likes vidya

No thanks.

>liking literature is not a mentioned good trait

All in all you have average to shit taste, OP.
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>>35340426
Good point, Oregon
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>>35340536
I've never known a virgin who wasn't a loser with some serious issues, usually mommy or mental illness desu
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>>35340604
this board is for fucked up people what do you expect you stupid broad
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>>35338962
I still have my virginity and I will definitely not give something so valuable to a fucking robot.
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>>35340536
not who you were replying to but

if you can be a virgin without being a loser, surely someone who's had sex before isn't a scaly used up bag of sand? is your future wife a scaly used up bag of sand because of you? would she like to hear how you'll perceive her after you have sex?

it's unlikely that your future partner would be happy to know what you think of women after they've had sex and she'd probably rather be with someone who doesn't think that way.
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>>35338814
Most of these are not green flags, they are just preferences for your typical inexperienced robot.

If you want a 20+ girl that's beautiful, christian, and virgin, then you're probably going to have to grab a qt from an eastern european nation. Check out Poland, Ukraine, Russia, Georgia, Armenia, etc. -- though RUS girls are kinda trashy.

You might have to learn the language though.
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>>35339376
It's nice to see girls that have some decency nowadays.
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>>35338997
>fashionable
>very skinny
>tall
You want a fashion model?
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>>35340640
i guess its true when they say women prefer men who fucked multiple women and who cheat cheat on them, proof right here
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>>35340604
>>35340578
I'm a virgin and I'm almost twenty and I make an ok to decent living for myself. I don't have mental health issues, and I don't push my virgin ideals onto women either. if you are a female and like whoring yourself out, the more power to you, I really couldn't care less. it's just that I'd rather die alone than marry someone who's been used. if one day I meet a woman who meets these standards then I will be overjoyed, but I don't scold women for not meeting them either, so why are men scolded for not Fucking women who don't meet their standards? pretty sure when I guy birches about a girl not Fucking him because he doesn't meet theirs he's called creepy or perverted.
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>>35340656
I never said someone is a used up bag of sand the moment they lose their virginity, but nice b8 faggot
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>>35340690
Nothing could be closer to the truth.
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>>35340682
>robots
>faithful
my fucking sides

The moment it dawns on you that a virgin woman isn't your perfect kawaii 3D waifu and cannot fulfill your degenerate fantasies you've accumulated over the years of robotdom you'll be seeking greener pastures.
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>>35340536
>even if a robot is a loser, the fact that he is a virgin is irrelevant

Why is it it's wrong for others to judge your sexuality but you see no problem in telling women to kill themselves for not being virgins? And how do you not see that your judgments are a thousand times more bitter and violent than theirs?

It's incredible how you autists pretend to be rational and logical individuals, but you are completely retarded when it comes to judging yourselves by the same standards you hold others to.

And I say this as a guy who would prefer a virgin wife (despite not being one myself), but wouldn't think a woman is completely worthless if she's has sex.
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>>35340739
It's more of the notion that your girlfriend or SO isn't going to spread her legs for anyone else.
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>>35338814
>Agatha has 10/14 of these green flags
Why is she so perfect?
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>>35338814
I don't really understand it.

Why does /r9k/ set all kinds of high standards for women?

And then bitch in other threads all day about how they are not good enough for women.

That truly perplexes me.
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>>35340739
only failed normies want that, robots are humble about that desire.Why is it so hard that a virgin man would prefer a virgin women?
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>>35340763
This is what I hate about males. They want a virgin yet gets upset when she doesn't instantly turn into a sex loving nymph the moment she enters a relationship with them.

>>35340818
So you'll be fine with a sexless relationship?
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>>35340787
Which of these are high standards? It depends on where you live and who you meet.
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>>35340830
yes?we arnt all mindless primates beisdes most of us dont want kids
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>>35340759

read V

>>35340690

I've never told a woman to off their self for not being a virgin, you're just spewing generic nonsense. how about you actually read the post and reply to it individually rather than just plastering a glittering generality about robots when I've said nothing of the above. You sir, should kill yourself.
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>doesn't have piercings other than ears
>doesn't smoke
>doesn't do drugs
>doesn't have children
>has long hair
>knows how to cook
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>>35340830
Where was that implied? All I said is that women shouldn't cheat.
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>>35339430
There are a lot of threads for fembots yet robots don't question anything before barging in. How does your own medicine taste?
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>>35339043
Because pussy has value and women are coddled
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>>35340894
this board isnt even for them though they already have thier own board its called /soc/
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>>35338814
Is that Grimes when she was a kid?
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would any girl like to go get an ice cream cone with me? we can just chat and have fun and enjoy each others company, I'm also 6'3 and a virgin
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>>35340848
>>35340852
So why did someone get so upset when I said I wouldn't give up my virginity to a robot?

>>35340917
I must've missed it. Where does it say who this board is and isn't for?
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>>35340944
It wasn't either of us, that's for sure.
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>>35340944
>/r9k/ is one person

Anonymous is not just one person dude
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>>35340972
>doesn't like generalization
>doesn't say anything when a robots says all women are ____
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>35340993
how do you know if i dont? you dont even know who i am.

instead of shifting goalposts just admit that you ere wrong and thats it
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how do i get a shy neet gf to wash my dishes?

coworkers keep hassling me about my sex life and starting think im gay or something

im not interested in normie girls at all
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There's a girl with whom I'm currently infatuated with who is literally all of those except Christian, autistic, and conservative. She doesnt give a shit about politics, and she has one male friend but I'm pretty sure he's gay. Shes never had a boyfriend so I'm sure shes a virgin. Shes more cute than conventionally beautiful, but she looks very nice.
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>>35340690
>if you are a female and like whoring yourself out, the more power to you, I really couldn't care less.
>I'd rather die alone than marry someone who's been used
>but I don't scold women for not meeting them either
Your judgmental attitude is really obvious when you call it "whoring yourself out". Pretending to be nonchalant about it is clearly bullshit. Maybe if you were more honest and had an actual backbone you might get a girlfriend, instead of acting like everyone around you is too stupid to see through your judgmental bullshit.
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>>35341029
LMAO wrong about what? Everything I've said can be verified by anyone browsing this board for just a couple of hours. Are you trying to shut down the argument because you're running out of counters? I've been lurking this board for years yet I've hardly ever seen /r9k/ consensus criticized by anyone that isn't a "normie" or a "roastie". Cut the crap.
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>>35341049
Thats human nature dude.Its called having integrity.

If thats what he wants then so be it he will deal with the consequences of his actions just like any other human who may do the opposite of him
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>>35340830
>This is what I hate about males. They want a virgin

As long as the guy is a virgin himself, I really don't have a problem with that. And even if I wasn't a virgin, I wouldn't have a problem with that. They want someone who's on their level. I can understand that.

To be honest, it would seem a little weird to me if a girl who had had a dozen boyfriends got together with a KHV robot. I would be willing to bet that the relationship is a lot more important to him that to her -- after all, if it doesn't work out, she can probably just find someone else right away, but it might take him a lot longer because he has the kind of personality that originally made him into a KHV robot in the first place.
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>>35341039
>wash my dishes?
I wasn't aware of this euphemism.
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>>35338814
>virgin
duh
>dresses modestly
does 3xl hooded sweat shirts and track pants or sweat pants mean modestly because if so, bingo.
>conservative
I am neither liberal nor conservative. None of my beliefs as a whole fall into either category.
>safely between chubby and aneorexic
I am quite chubby, with a BMI of 27. though my collar bones are very visible.
>no male friends
Got one friend and I'm her only friend as well.
>christian/catholic
Agnostic
>autistic
Ocd, adhd, and possible assburgers
>uses little to no beauty products
Never touched makeup a day in my life, but then again, I have horrible cystic acne. Makeup is a waste of money to be brutally honest.
>no tattoos
What a waste of money. no way.
>no piercings except one in each ear
Again, waste of fucking money. No way. Don't even have pierced ears.
>not conventionally attractive
I am extremely unattractive
>likes anime
Yes. Moe shit and erotic trash. Can't stand anything normies actually endorse.
>likes vidya
Yes, but only rpgs and jrpgs. Not shitty mmos or normie shit like COD.
>likes going /out/
Fuck no. Hikki bitch here.


I hit most of your green flags OP-kun, and I am 100% sure you'd be repulsed by me. Just keep nutting on your waifu pillow. Women are totally not worth it unless they are 2D.
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>>35340849
You're just playing dumb. You're exactly the kind of pussy ass dipshit coward that no woman wants to be with. You retards act naive and pretend like everyone around you is too dumb to see through your bullshit, but that's just your own autism fooling you. How do I know you're full of shit? Because you obviously have no problem telling someone to kill themselves.

What the fuck do I care? At the end of the night I get to sleep next to a beautiful girl and go to work the next morning as an overpaid network designer, while you lay in your bed trying not to cry yourself to sleep for the hundredth night in a row.

You all hate women for craving chad but not a single one of you seem to have enough self-awareness to recognize that your standards for women are even more warped than a Chad equivalent.
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>>35341039
be extremely attractive, wealthy, and charismatic. and then put a lot of effort into talking to many girls. and even then you're relying on luck.
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>>35341076
idk what you are even blabbering about now.

I just simply rebutted your statement regarding all robots wanting some nympho in bed , that is simply not true"roobots
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>>35341109

Best girl(s) of the season?
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>>35341101
I do.

Whenever it's a male wanting a virgin, it's always someone who CAN'T lose their virginity (without paying) wanting someone who can but choose not to. If they wanted someone as undesirable as they are then I would honestly have zero problems with it.

Also virgin males tend to be much more degenerate than "normies" or "chads" due to all the porn they consume.

>>35341128
>I just simply rebutted your statement regarding all robots wanting some nympho in bed , that is simply not true"roobots
lol are you hallucinating?
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>>35341084
It would be integrity if these weren't bottom of the barrel males who are walking manifestations of the word "degenerate".
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>>35339641
Elizabeth?
Oregon
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>>35341152
Obviously this little semen demon, senpai.
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>>35341165
you are projecting 4chan memes into reality, if you choose to view the world as black and white as that then you are just as bad as them
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>>35341153
when i stated that some of us wouldn't mind a sexless relationship
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>>35341104
I literally meant, wash my dishes. My house is a mess. If I had a subservient fembot to clean my house, cook for me, run the occasional errand and not fuck niggers my life would significantly improve.
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>>35341207
If you're such a pure snowflake, what bought you to 4chan in the first place?
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>>35341198

Nice try, but she isn't even best of her show. She's close though.
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>>35341236
No one's going to be your maid for free.
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>>35338814
this is kennedi LMFAO
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>>35341238
Free speech you can say what you want without repercussions , most forums ban you over menial shit.You can see everything here
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>>35341153
>If they wanted someone as undesirable as they are then I would honestly have zero problems with it.

Applying different standards based on how attractive a woman is. Why am I not surprised?

>Also virgin males tend to be much more degenerate than "normies" or "chads" due to all the porn they consume.

Wow, you're quite the shitty little stupid cunt, I see.
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>>35341274
>post thread on /v/
>gets deleted
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>>35341274
>4chan
>free speech
Just when I though you couldn't get any worse, turns out you're a newfag too. I bet you're even underage.
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>>35341049
tell me more about how you know me better than I do, just because of my use of vocabulary/phrases. this is what I'm talking about, you're actually upset just because I don't want someone who's used. why do you care so much about what I want or don't want?

>>35341084
thank you for understanding the post.

>>35341165

how does the fact that I want to devote myself to a virgin and not otherwise alone make me a degenerate?
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any girl want to live with me for free? i will spend 100 a day on you if you want, on some days
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>>35341153
4/10

made it too obvious, points because you hooked enough poor bastards
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>>35341277
Mad cuz your shit got called out?
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>>35341303
heres your (You) i was b8ted long enough
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>>35341117
>"what the fuck do I care?"
>continues to rant and project about how much better you think you are than me

you're not even worth debating with, all you want is a brainless shit throwing contest, that's not what I'm here for, thank you though.
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>>35341286
/v/ has gone to shit because of faggots like you who think its /b/ 2.0
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>>35341236
How high maintenance could a beta roastie possibly be?
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>>35341382
Do you literally, seriously, unironically think 4chan has "free speech"?
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>>35341311
>how does the fact that I want to devote myself to a virgin and not otherwise alone make me a degenerate?
It has nothing to do with the devotion part. That is an admirable trait, just not in your situation. What's degenerate is everything else in your life; the fact that you spend a lot of time shitposting on 4chan, negatively judging women and other men for participating in things you don't like, and fetishizing virginity to an absurd degree is not healthy. I wonder how many times you've told people to kill themselves, how many times you've jerked off to perverted/questionable pornographic content, how many times you've been lazy and a failure when you could have done more in your life... and with all these in consideration, you expect a 10/10 virgin wife that is perfect in every way, while condemning women for enjoying hot dudes. lol

To summarize: you're pathetic and you feel entitled to something you don't deserve and likely never will. No one gives a shit about your standards, we are just calling you out on why it's ridiculous. At the end of the day everyone is convinced you're not going to reproduce anyway.
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>>35341303
What other mainstream forum can i call people nigger , kike spic without people crying over it?or see people un ironically discuss CP.
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>>35341400
>>35341401
I'd like to draw everyone's attention to this
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>>35341429
>free speech only consists of the things I want to say
ayy
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>>35341393
>posts anime pic
>pretends to be a high value male worthy of the most perfect women in existence
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>>35341402
compared to the rest of the surface web yes.
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>>35341439
well thats certainly one requisite
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>>35341402
go to any other website and try discussing something like this word for word.Probably half of us would be banned by faggot mods.

You underestimate just how PC the modern web is
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>>35341510
>>35341456
Moving the goalpost. Nice.
>>
9/14, but then again also married. Tattoo is a family one that's hardly visible, my male friends are from childhood and still from hometown, and athiest astrophysicist.
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>>35341258
Does marrying a shy neet count as payment?

If I marry a neet will she wash my dishes and sit on her fat neet butt watching Leijiverse films all day and spending my money will she wash my damn dishes
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>>35341515
kek

he was right you are baiting fuck off
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>>35341550
>hurr 4chan haz free speech!
>but that's wrong you fucking retard
>durr bait!
Holy shit /pol/acks are so fucking retarded.
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>>35338869
Sex with virgin girls is the same (if not better) than whores.

>implying they don't learn watching porn anyway

You're a cuck, your father was a fuck, you will always be a cuck.
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>>35341515
I can talk about a lot of things here that i cant elsewhere
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>>35341417
again, did you even read the post? I'm not a degenerate, I work and pay my bills, i don't sit on 4chan 24/7, I go on some nights as a pass time. you're just lumping me in with the robot generality.
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>>35338915
Well I found one, and we play vidya together and watch anime, also sex is amazing.

She not having any friends is kind of annoying desu, since she doesn't have much to do alone so she keeps talking to me.
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>>35341447
>literally only standard ever mentioned was virgin
>"most perfect women in existence"
>"high value male"
>only ever said that I work and make an ok to decent living

wew
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>>35341417
pic related is you right now chill out
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>>35338887
How the fuck would you know you retarded virgin lmao
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>>35338814
Girls like those are not rare, but are best avoided.
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>>35341665
>its a normie thinks he can talk down a robot epsiode
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>>35341165
you do realize that this board is not just one person right?Theres a lot of normie that come here simply put just to rile people up.You take this site wayyy to seriously
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>>35341703
>its a robot thinks he has authority on a subject he has zero experience in episode
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>>35341665
Because it would objectively be more fulfilling to have one loving sexual partner for life than multiple meaningless ones?
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>>35341109
Oh you sound really good, femanon. Now I want to know more about you.
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>>35338869
You sound like a 14 year old virgin with zero experience about women. It is the other way around. The sluts are the most boring girls to fuck.
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>>35341252
faggot senpai... you probably like raphi and her big jugs, I'll bet.
and as far as best shows, gabriel dropout is definitely the best of the season other than little witch.
dragon maid a huge shit.
>>
why the hell would you want a christian
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>>35341987
We can be friends if you want, senpai. So as long as you're down with shitty gook cartoons, we could probably get along really well.
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>virgin
Yes
>dresses modestly
Yes
>conservative
I lean to the right
>safely between chubby and aneorexic
Yes
>no male friends
I have a few close male friends
>christian/catholic
Yes
>autistic
No
>uses little to no beauty products
Yes
>no tattoos
Yes
>no piercings except one in each ear
Yes
>not conventionally attractive
Possibly?
>likes anime
Not particularly into it
>likes vidya
I'm interested, but never had a gaming system so could never play
>likes going /out/
Yes

Someone date me
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>>35342172

Raphi is good but I'd have to say Satania is #2. Maidragon si definitely not a shit though, did you even watch it or just hate it because muh kyoani?

Best show is Demi-chan though.
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>>35342274
>Someone date me
location?
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>>35342055
So you fucked both non virgins and virgins? Why are you here?
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>>35342329
>Satania is #2
I respect your opinion senpai, but who is number 1, then?
And no. I checked it out. Just not a huge fan. I do like a good deal of kyoani junk though, so it's not that. I just don't really like Kanna. I think that's it.
Oh and. demi chan is good shit. Macchi is such a qt. I wanna wife that gril.
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RHERHEHHEHEHHEHE HJEFUCKING NORMIES XDD GET OFF MY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED
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>>35342611

Well I can forgive you if you just didn't like it, even if I don't understand it at all. Kobayashi is too much of a cutie. Your taste in demis is impeccable though, 100%. Macchi is the best.

>who is number 1?
>didn't recognize the Vigne picture
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>>35342198
I'm not that much into anime, but sure I want to be friends with you. Here's a throwaway, can you send me your Skype or Discord? [email protected]

Though I'm really tired so I'm gonna sleep now. See you tomorrow I guess.
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>>35338814

>christian/catholic

dear god have christ and storm fags completely taken over?
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>>35338814
my gf:

>virgin before i met her (age 20 now)
>dresses modestly
>not conservative but kinky as fuck
>i suspect she has aspergers because of her ocd germophobia and some other things
>she barely has friends let alone males
>no tattoos
>little to no beauty products, still good looking, also shes black
>no piercings
>likes watching series and films

did i win?
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>>35340431
Don't girls get their ears pierced at an early age? At least here they do.
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>>35342835
>not conservative but kinky as fuck
>but

?
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>>35338814
sips windex
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>>35342195
Why the hell wouldn't you?
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>>35338942

>tfw this is literally what the human penis was made to do
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Is that claire?
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>>35342790
The only way forward is under the banner of the one true God. Faggot.
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>safely between chubby and aneorexic
>uses little to no beauty products
>no tattoos
>no piercings except one in each ear
>likes going /out/
Cool
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>>35339264

Why not anymore?

Orig
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>>35343035
its the faith of the weak
>>
>virgin
>dresses modestly
>conservative
>Not a bone and not fat
>no male friends
>uses little to no beauty products
>no tattoos
>no piercings except one in each ear
>enjoys /tg/ stuff
>naively enthusiastic

I'd say this is more my preference, autistic girls are a fucking grind to listen to.
>>
>>35338814
>implying women exist
>>
THIS THREAD IS THE EQUIVALENT OF

"IF I WON THE LOTTERY I WOULD BUY...."

L M A O
MAO
A
O
AO
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>>35339698
She's cute, just a weird camera angle
>>
>tfw girlfriend has bad acne scaring, but refuses to purchase makeup because it's "a waste of time/money"
If you're not chasing a girl who puts pride in her appearance, you're playing yourself.
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>>35338814
>smokes
>/mu/core
>tattoos
>likes anime
>reads
>not an outdoorsy person
>>
>similar taste and love for music
>able to start a conversation
>doesn't give a shit about my awkward shyness and lack of social skills
>weed
>fairly interesting style of fashion
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>>35343102
What I'd mean is I'd be happy with a girl regardless of height after seeing how cute Risa and Otani are.
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>>35342731
Oh shit famalam. Vigne is a super cute. Total respect. Both demons are such precious gals. Vigne is so pure...
Also fuck yeah. I got a thing for dullahan bitches. first it was lala from monmusu, now macchi. There's something oddly erotic about them too, I think.
>>
>>christian/catholic
>>autistic
>>conservative
>>likes anime
>>likes vidya

idk if you've ever actually talked to any girls but these are usually the worst ones
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>>35343635

Vigne and Macchi are both 100% wife tier to be sure.

>there's something oddly erotic about them

There's nothing odd at all about it if even dumbpire can pick up on it. The possibilities are great, plus I mean.....pic related.
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>>35338814
>green flags
Isn't annoying or a slut.
Isn't lower than a 6.
Can have conversation with me.
>>
Just a girl who's somewhere in the middle between loser and normie. Loserish girls are usually autisty and childish while normie girls are care-free and stupid. I like a good balance between the normalness and the autism basically, not full on sperg but not braindead stacey with a bubble-gum perspective on life.
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>>35338855
this, a girl into anime is either demented as fuck, or she's a social loser of teh highest caliber.
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>>35343809
OP is virgin 16
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>>35338814
Is this person trying to pretend to be a female? There is no such thing as a female that is conservative and younger than 30.
>>
>likes anime
>likes vidya

lolno
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>>35343985
>social loser of teh highest caliber.
Sign me up. I want a loser sperg gf who understands me.
>>
>no autistic girl to kick my dick and blow in my ear

does anyone have a cap of that grentext from a few days ago? touched my heart. the one that started with a /mu/ argument and ended in cummies?
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>>35340830
I'm heteroromantic. Totally asexual, but want a relationship with a female. So, yes, exactly what you just described.
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>>35338814
>not Christian/Catholic
>not autistic
>body piercings
>doesn't like going /out/
is this why I don't have a bf
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>>35344489

>I'm a special snowflake that just hasn't had the chance to perv it up yet
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>>35341039
How do you find a girl with this exact hair style? Make this girl into a real person that is over 18 and I would be happy.
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>>35341641
I actually would be happy with that.

>To be valued. To be treated like I actually matter. To make me feel when I am around her that I am not worthless.
> To actually understand me. To know who I am and what I am about. Even the people closest to me don't understand me and have zero idea about what I like. I am sadly a complicated robot with a lot of baggage.


That is pretty much all I ask for. An unhealthy obsession and I would offer her something similar in return. Of course, what I ask is impossible, since I am a reject among rejects.
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>>35338814
>no male friends
how about
>has male friends because they can hold platonic relationships with anyone based on common interests and doesn't have to rely on sex appeal for every interaction they have
>>
>>35345100
Men and women cannot be "just friends".
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>>35343323
why do you desire a girl who likes mucore lol
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>>35345100
I'm sorry but no, a woman that has male friends is a whore unless she's a bulldyke

Seriously, males can't be friends with females because men want to fuck while females get to choose wich is the most chad of them
>>
How about green flags for men

>wouldn't fuck anything that walks/has sexual morals
>doesn't have a bad temper
>has a sense of style
>has manners in formal situations
>has never cheated on someone
>doesn't watch excessive TV
>doesn't need alcohol to have fun
>doesn't talk shit about everyone he knows
>isn't bitter about every ex he's ever had

yeah this is pretty unrealistic
>>
>>35338814

Right, so you want her to like the last 3 that are GUY THINGs but not have any male friends

Dreamer.
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>>35345230
so they can talk about the hottest meme music all the goddamn time i guess
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>>35345280
i pretty much fit every single thing you said except for two
>wouldn't fuck anything that walks/has sexual morals
>has never cheated on someone
Guess im still fucked so Gee Gee Bois
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>>35344515
>everyone is a huge faggot just like me!
>>
>tfw my gf is all of the above except not into anime, not autistic and is conventially attractive
>>
>>35345280
>wouldn't fuck anything that walks/has sexual morals
Saving myself for marriage desu
>doesn't have a bad temper
I only ever get mad at myself because of self loathing
>has a sense of style
Nope
>has manners in formal situations
Kind of, but I don't go to formal situations so I don't know for sure.
>has never cheated on someone
Never had the opportunity, but I just want someone to love. I'd never ruin it for cheap meaningless sex.
>doesn't watch excessive TV
Binge watch anime in my free time because that's all there is to do.
>doesn't need alcohol to have fun
I don't drink too often, but sometimes when the crushing loneliness hits especially hard I need something to dull the pain
>doesn't talk shit about everyone he knows
Nope
>isn't bitter about every ex he's ever had
Not that I've ever had an ex, but I can't see myself going out with someone I'd be bitter about in the future even if we did break up.
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I'd settle for being a virgin, some mutual interests, and able to put up with my alcoholism.
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>>35339234
>this is a thing that actually happens
>>
>>>>>>>>out
kek
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>>35339397
almondblowie
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>>35339149
>>35339161
>>35339189
>>35339203
>>35339218
>>35339240
>tfw samefagging so hard I want your country to become glass even if I'm in the same one
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>>35339274
TITS
OR
FUCKING
PERISH
NO ONE CARES IF YOU LIVE OR DIE, REALLY, JUST LIKE WITH MEN
IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A VAGINA YOU WOULD BE HUNTED FOR SPORT
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>>35339538
>hereditary depression
kindly off yourself you
>le quirky sad meme
waste of air.
>>
>>35338814
>>virgin
Digit
>>dresses modestly
Yes and no. Muzzy girls dress modestly and it looks delicious but when white girls do it it comes off as up tight
>>conservative
Every conservative girl I've met was a fucking cunt
>>safely between chubby and aneorexic
A little on the thicc side is good though
>>no male friends
I'd say one or two max if they're average as fuck looking
>>christian/catholic
Fuck that
>>autistic
Double fuck that
>>uses little to no beauty products
Digit
>>no tattoos
Digit
>>no piercings except one in each ear
Depends
>>not conventionally attractive
Digit
>>likes anime
Digit
>>likes vidya
Digit
>>likes going /out/
Meh
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>>35340079
wrong
so wrong
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>>35338925
But non-virgin girls don't like virgin males.
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>>35339259
the real top tier girl. don't kid yourself, OP.
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>>35338925
>slutty pussy
>>
>>35339274
>>35339386
Fat roasties who are most certainly going to be used up at the age of 30 with 5 cats wondering where it all went wrong
>>35340362
9/10
>>35340431
>anime is degenerate
Being fat is degenerate. Now fuck off and go for a run.
>>35340851
If X chromosome than at least 8/10 assuming conservative or libertarian leaning politics 5/10 if liberal/feminist
>>35341049
Pissed roastie
>>35341109
6.5/10 as is but if you lost weight probably an 8/10. Keep it up anon, great job
>>35341417
Massive cunt with personal attacks based on assumptions while still trying to remain on the moral high ground. Slow. Clap.
>>35342274
9/10
Be my wife anon
>>35342835
Yes. Now leave
>>35345280
I am all of those except temper but because I'm only 5'10 and not chad I'm fucked soooo

I don't hate all Women, but the roasties on here are really pissing me off. Have some values and think about what you bring to the table. Same for my fellow robots. Go to the gym and get a job. At least it's something
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What would be your perfect gf anons? I know it will never happen but this would be my ideal gf.
>Japanese, but fluent in English with a cute accent.
>5'2"-5'4"
>natural black hair
>uses little to no make up
>complete KHV with no previous partners.
>NEET, but with plenty of money.
>Very pale white skin.
>18-21 years old.
>doesn't get upset easily
>genuinely enjoyes being with me
>enjoys the same hobbies as me, and enjoys doing things together.
>good at cooking.
>uses no social media.
>no friends
>around 110lbs with b-c cup boobs and a nice, round butt.

Why doesn't a girl like this exist? I think I am deserving of it.
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>>35346621
Almost exactly the same, so I'll just edit yours.
>Japanese, but fluent in English with a cute accent.
>5'2"-5'4"
>natural black hair
>uses little to no make up
>complete KHV with no previous partners.
>Has a good job in the field of Environmental Science and can get me a job working with her so we're always together
>Very pale white skin.
>22-26 years old.
>doesn't get upset easily
>genuinely enjoyes being with me
>enjoys the same hobbies as me, and enjoys doing things together.
>good at cooking.
>uses no social media.
>no friends
>waifish, small chest and flat butt
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>>35341439
what other speech would be important?
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>>35341572
babbysfirstexistentialcoldread.jpg
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>>35342790
wrong neighborhood, robocen.
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>asian

nothing moar, nothing less
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>>35338861
they would be wrong
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>>35342274
>Not particularly into it
How about I just curb stomp you, loser
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>>35347507
Inferior

Orig
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>>35338814
>Green flags
>likes anime
>likes vidya
But that's wrong, you dumb nigger.
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>>35338814
>>likes anime
>>likes vidya
those are red flags.
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>>35338814
>virgin
Yes
>dresses modestly
Yes
>conservative
I don't really know what that means
>safely between chubby and aneorexic
No, too skinny
>no male friends
My only friend is male, so no
>christian/catholic
I like the values, but I don't think I believe in it
>autistic
Probably
>uses little to no beauty products
Yes
>no tattoos
Yes, tattoos are horrible
>no piercings except one in each ear
Yes
>not conventionally attractive
Yes
>likes anime
I like manga, so I'd probably like anime too
>likes vidya
Not particularly, I play some every once in a while
>likes going /out/
No
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>>35339043
>while men that are that way a dime a dozen / worth less than a plain mcdonalds burger?
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>>35339043
because what men want is different than what women want you rotting piece of dick fat.
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>>35339496
I match all but Christian / Catholic & I don't play much vidya...
I hate to attention whore like this but I would like to share that because of r9k, I'm horrified of losing my virginity & will likely be frigid and prudish where I otherwise would never be.
I agree that girls should not sleep with anyone but their husband of course, but now I'm too afraid to seek out a husband in fear of losing my virginity too soon. I crave sex and a relationship and have never had either. If I am given the latter I have to restrain myself from the former in fear of being ostracized by incels?
Anyway... There is no solution, humans are imperfect, women especially so.

As much as I'd like to think that I'm a unique person, there a likely many girls like me. So maybe some of those things are a sure possibility. Though if my lack of religion & gamur gurl-ness is a turn off, you may have a rude awakening.
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>>35347881
Conservative is in terms of political alignment femanon. If you're right leaning please be my wife
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>>35348070
There are fags on this board (myself included) who are already looking for their wife. Frivolous sexual escapades are retarded and don't offer anything substantial. Fap and be done, then again virgin here so idk
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>>35348070
>I match all but Christian / Catholic & I don't play much vidya...
You proved him right. You aren't a girl like that. You aren't a Christian, and you don't play vidya.
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>>35348070
Oh and is 6/10 conventionally attentive?Moot point nonetheless
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>>35348070
Be my attention whore gf to not ostracize
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>>35348183
I'm looking for a husband & I'm not yet 20. I don't believe you understood my post
>>35348215
Already you are giving me exactly what I don't want... Doesn't sound like you'd make the best boyfriend
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>>35348236
I see. Go attention whore for chad on /soc/ then
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>>35345340
oh thats true actually
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>>35338814

>tfw all I want is a gf to play vidya with
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>>35348247
>Chad on /soc/
Such a thing does not exist.
I would never whore myself out online to an anonymous poster...
I don't like being being met with hostility when I intend none
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>>35348280
If you don't want hostility then go ruin another thread/board
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>>35348141
I couldn't even tell you for sure what right leaning would be, I don't care about politics
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>>35347881
>>35348297
>I don't care about politics
Marry me pls
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>>35338814
I just need to find a Catholic, conservative woman to match my values, someone I can be friends with, and someone I'm attracted to.
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>>35348293
>trying to offer a personal anecdote and a feigned insight
Btfo'd
>herds of roasties using the green flag thread as a literal check list because they cannot read anything without relating it to themselves
Little acknowledgment

You will never make me lose faith in r9k. I'm sorry to post where I don't belong. I suppose it is more enjoyable when u lurk.
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>>35348297

what i'd give to know some people who don't talk about politics.
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>>35338814

my green flags are pretty simple

>genuinely nice person
>likes some of the things I like

having a gf is just a pipe dream for me though.
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>>35348070
not trying to be a shithead, but sounds to me like you may have a decent amount of potential mental health troubles lol
did anything happen to you when you were younger, issues with your parents or family?
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>>35348436
That's a pretty amusing thing to say...
Of all the girls on this board I'd say I'm mentally sound. If anything I have low self esteem but I don't believe I'm especially depressed or anything. I'm not much for self diagnosis.
That's really a funny thing to say. Thank you for your concern & /or b8 anon
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>>35340362
>>>likes going /out/
>Severe introvert, so no.
/out/ means outdoors.
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>>35348476
wasn't bait, just possible concern. not everything always has an angle faggot.
either way, best of luck with your problems.
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>>35338814
ITT
>virgins that believes that woman doesn't wash their vaginas after having sex

You know, if sluts didn't higenize proprely we would have an horrible epidemic of herpes and gonorrea
>>
>>35348628

there's a lot of kids on r9k in general who didn't pay attention in sex ed.
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>>35339149
>liberal
>whats vidya
GET OFF MY BOARD NOW YOU ROASTIE PEICE GARBAGE OUT OUT OUT
whoops nice bait
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>>35338814
>christian/catholic

No, but I would choose this to a leftist atheist who cannot grasp this belief.

>likes vidya

All the women do nowadays. Gamer girls xD is a trend which has been pushed very much.

>likes going /out/

Not a green flag either.
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>>35338814
I don't date a girl unless she's slightly autistic, it's a no to 100% others
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>>35338814
>my height
Inb4 I'm short
>slightly autistic
>smart but not way smarter than me
>introverted
>loves movies
>loves psychedelics
>companionship over relationship
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>>35339149
lmao such weak bait faggot
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>>35339386
STOP POSTING, THESE THREADS ARE NOT FOR YOU, I DON'T CARE BUT JESUS FUCK THIS IS A CIRCLE JERK THREAD FOR ROBOTS NOT FOR WOMEN TO POST FOR ATTENTION FUUUUUCK
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>>35348070
Nobody cares about it outside of r9k. This is literally a meme, only autists believe in it. Don't slut around but if you're with someone you genuinely love and can imagine a future then do it. It isn't worth tormenting yourself over it. Other than that, I'm sorry you feel pressured by r9k to get married, I would offer you my help but I'm probably too old for you (mid 20s) and in Canada so there won't be much use to me here. I wish you the best
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>>35338855
Trust me , women are SHIT at vidya and would weigh you down and hinder all your progress. Also they have no attention span and get bored of an animu after like 3 episodes while you're trying to binge. They are nothing but weights.
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>>35338814
who is perfect girl in pic?
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>>35349231
Well thank you, that's really a considerate reply... I'm very impressionable though so while r9k has influenced me this much I guess your comment has now helped me see a different viewpoint.
I am a bit of an autist myself, I almost fell for the roastie meme when I was younger because I was born with an innie & am a virgin so it made sense.
Anyway thank you, I truly appreciate it. That made a difference for me.
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biggest red flag is if she says she doesnt like labels
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>>35340362
>introvert
Don't you mean anti-social? Or did you not want to sound crazy?
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>>35349348
http://throbbinggristle.tumblr.com/
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>>35338814
>christian/catholic
Fuck no. Why would anyone wants childish girlfriend?
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>>35338814
>crazy
>clingy
>has no friends
>does what I tell her (even in the bed)
>likes to get hurt
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Girl in OP's post is underage, she's 16. B&.
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>>35338814
>Skinny/fit AKA Isn't an ogre
>Pretty/cute/attractive AKA Isn't an ogre
>Likes film
>Isn't a pleb or is willing to watch anything I want
>Intelligent
>Is a biological female
>Atheist (Though I don't mind if she's religious as long as she's moderate and doesn't hate me for my Atheism)
>Doesn't care about sex
>Doesn't care about relationships or dating
>Only wants to be friends
>Can get me into good anime so I can research for this thing I'm writing
>Is a writer or creative
>Willing to learn new methods of writing
>Wants to help me with my writing/be a writing partner
>Is a shut-in but willing to travel with me when money comes along
>Shaves legs, armpits and whatever other unsightly body hair (can keep pucci hair because I'm not going to be looking or even exploring that area)
>Wouldn't mind if I got a girlfriend as long as we still work together (will never get a girlfriend, but still)
That's pretty much it for me
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>>35349348
She's 17 actually, turning 18 in September if I recall correctly.
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>>35350547
Still underage. Still b&.
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>A trap
Best greenflag
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>>35348236
No, I did. I'm saying you can still date guys who are totally willing to do things that are not sexual and have a real relationship built on personality instead of sex.
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>>35338814
>virgin
My gf was, agree 100% with this
>dresses modestly
Agree
>conservative
Can be somewhat conservative
>safely between chubby and aneorexic
So normal?
>no male friends
Can have some male friends just very limited, should be people you know you can beat up.
>christian/catholic
Not important
>autistic
Please no
>uses little to no beauty products
A little is not bad, none is terrible.
>no tattoos
Agree
>no piercings except one in each ear
Agree
>not conventionally attractive
She should be attractive man come on, that hag in your picture is terrible.
>likes anime
No, she is a woman not a child
>likes vidya
No, she is a woman not a child
>likes going /out/
Either way is fun. Netflix plus pizza is better than clubbing in general.
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>>35350533
This is incredibly sad desu familia.
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>>35351159
How is it sad? I'm not gonna change wants to gf/writing partner if that's what you're referring to
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>>35351189
>Can keep pucci hair since I'm not going to be looking or even exploring that area.

This is not the mindset you should have.
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>>35351241
Says who? A Feminist? Or a sex freak?
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>>35351273
Says a guy in a relationship who is not a bitter virgin or a robot. Platonic relationships with woman don't work.
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>>35351308
It would be a business relationship, we would have no reason to be together
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>>35351325
So what do you define as a "business relationship" ?
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I did the ctrl+F thing and found that no one listed affectionate.

Affectionate females and the ones with soft bodies.
Those are two green flags.

It feels bad knowing that I seem to be the only one who cares for that anymore.
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>>35351335
One that is strictly about writing and film watching to get a better idea of what goes on screen. No personal shit
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>>35338814
>likes anime
Oh HEEEEELL NO
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