>want to go for a walk >don't want people in my neighborhood

>>35337934
Iktf
also
>want to go for a walk
>nowhere worth going

>want to go to the gym
>too fat and don't know how to work out

Where's a gymbro when I need one?

>want to go get food so I can survive
>scared of being in public
>stay in and starve

walk up and down a flight of stairs in your house if you have one

just about as good so long as you limit yourself to prevent the ol jelly legs

>want to go on a walk
>want to eventually start couch to 5k
>don't want anyone seeing my disgusting gyno tits bouncing around

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>>35338060wepijfwoiefoierqnfoieqwnfoiqwenfoiqwenfoiweqnfoiqwenfoiqnefoiqwenfoiqewnfoiewqnfoiqewnfoiqwenefoqwienf

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>>35337934
time to go night walking motherfucker

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>walking in the forrest
>see a stream
>follow it
>decide to go back to the trail
>take a shortcut
>get lost
>walk in one direction till i end up on private propery
>could swear i saw eyes in the window of their house
>follow drieway to road
>only 50 feet from wood parking lot
>drive home

>>35338613
>>could swear i saw eyes in the window of their house

were they qt?

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>>35338060
Closed mouths dont get fed on this boulevard, puss ass cracka

Youre not the center of the universe anon.

>>35338646
well they didn't get their gun and shoot me so i assume it was a woman or child

>>35337934
what's the worst that could happpen?

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>>35337934
>fall into the gym meme
>first day
>sweating like a pig (even though im not fat) and with red spots in face
>everyone's staring at me
>stop going to gym

>>35337934
Literally no one is sitting around all day facing their living room window or whatever to stare at people walking by, and other people who are walking around are walking around because they need to get somewhere or need the exercise they're also not waiting to judge you.


If it gets that bad with your anxiety, just walk around at night.

>>35337934
>want to eat something
>scared of food delivery guy
Why does this have to be this hard?

also,
>afraid of cashiers
>want to buy everything from wending machines

>>35337934
You fucking retard, go /nightwalk/ing. It's better in the city at like 2am but any night walk is good my pal

>>35338900
>get coupon in the mail for one month free
>go there on a Friday
>walk up to the counter
>it's some 19 year old manlet working there
>he's talking to all the Chads and Staceys
>I stand there for like 6 minutes
>finally he sees me
>"oh sup bra i didn't c u there lol whats up"
>I mumble that I have a free trial coupon
>"yeah whatever dude haha"
>he takes my info down
>"all right buddy you're good to go"
>he runs in the back
>I don't even know if I was supposed to be given a card to bracelet or what and I don't know where the lockers are and what I can or can't use
>immediately leave and never go back
>instead buy some kettlebells and work out from home like the spectrum sperg that I am

>>35338040
Only just started going myself. Legit, just hit the treadmill for 20 minutes a day and use the machines for 20 minutes.
Alternate between leg and arm day every day.
Also I was worried would look and laugh at me but literally no one gives 2 fucks about people at the gym.

>>35338040
You should just go and being fat shouldn't be a problem because that's the place you go for self-improvement, after all.
Maybe someone'd take you on as their project even.

>>35339320
>go to gym
>use treadmill
>running
>feel like a running sperg
>haven't run since childhood
>pretty fun

>>35339416
>>35338040

biking is the best. If you stick to the side streets and not be one of those guy that tries to take over cars on major boulevards, no one will ever notice you. You're just background visuals.

Even if you're the most autistic and the most fattest guy ever, you go fast enough on a bike that you'll be gone before they can register your power level.

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>Weekly summer food supply run has come
>Secret waifu backpack all out of candybars and mountain dew
>Get dressed for first time in week
>Pretty nice out, not a lot of cars
>Degenerate normie old people sititng on their porch in complete silence like something out of silent hill
>O-Okay, my towns full of old people
>Keep walking, while playing pokemon go
>Finally get to store
>Exhausted.jpeg
>Buy shit load of tasty treats and microwavable tendies
>Will last me weeks.
>N33T bucks and mommy's wallet covers cost
>Bag weighs a thousand tons full of tasty good boy treats
>Black bull driving mustang zips around corner
>Blacky tries to drift around corner
>Car drifts onto sidewalk and straight into my bulky body
>Smash into the door of expensive normie chad car shattering door with my bulk and fly back in an impressive splash of red and green mountain dew as my backpack loaded with dew explodes.
>Pass out
>Wake up in hospital, mommy is so happy she brought me my favorite tendies
>Feeds her crippled goodboy
>Turns out bull was a known criminal
>BLM representative comes
>"P-Please don't press charges Mr.Anon! He's Innocent and a good man!"
>"No one hurts mommy's special boy."
>Sue
>Win.
>Never have to work a day and mommy doesn't pester me with trying to find job.
>Unlimited tendy works.

>>35337934
I go for a walk in a scenic park near me. Maybe it's autistic for a young man to go walking by himself without a dog, but if it is I don't care.
>>35338060
Great way to lose weight. That's what happened freshman year of college and when I came back for winter break everyone was so shocked at how thin I had gotten.

Just do it faggot.

That or get a treadmill

>>35339257
Where do people live that they can go nightwalking? When I'm at my parent's house in the suburbs it's weird and there's nowhere to go, when I'm in the city I feel like I'm going to get robbed. What kind of low-crime metropolitan area do you live in?

>>35339597
awful tbhh

>>35339730
>it's weird and there's nowhere to go

the point of nightwalks isn't to go somewhere, you walk in a circle and head back home when your feet or legs are tired, it's about getting the bare amount of exercise and fresh air.

Also

>it's weird

>I feel like

It's all in your head.

>>35338040
>>35338060

You two need to mold together to become 1 working human.
Cmon lads, I believe!

>be in grocery store
>go to checkout
>look at clerk
>oh no he can definitely read my mind
>put everything back and walk out
>go to another store
>walk in
>see person who can hear thoughts
>oh no
>go home and eat oatmeal, again

>>35337934
>go for a walk
>parents think i'm secretly smoking weed
>??

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>>35339257
Nightwalking seems nice, but I guess it depends on where you live. I like the idea of walking at night in the city, but I guess some anons who live in the city are worried about getting jumped or something. I don't really have to worry about it since I live almost in the middle of nowhere.

It's too cold for me now anyways, I'll wait until summer since hot summer nights are my favourite

>>35338040
Go to /fit and read the sticky. Also pray for me guys my house is about to be hit by a tornado no joke

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>walking outside
>feel like every driver is looking at me as they drive by

>>35340198
I assure you, the crime problem is very real. Fair amount of robberies at night. It's not just in my head.

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>like going barefoot outside
>don't want to look homeless