*knock knock* Excuse me mister, but me and my friend were wondering

Sure watch my doggo while I get my wallet

You're both gonna grow up to become filthy WHOOOOOORES!!!

*SLAM*

>>35337734

Just give me the fucking thin mints.

>>35337792
Danny doritos please get back to work

>>35337734
Thin mints or I shoot you in the face. IN THE FACE.

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>>35337795

>thin mints

good god those suck.

Now samoas on the other hand, i'd eat those all day.

Tell your scoutmaster I would buy your cookies if you had some vegan offerings. Here's two bucks, just keep it. But don't forget to tell her what I said.

I WILL BUY ALL OF THE SOMOAS

>>35337865
>gee mister, you sure are a cuck!

>>35337844
NOT IN THE ARM OR THE LEG, IN THE FACE!!!

>>35337876

Hell yeah glad i'm not the only one.

Put those cookies down, NOW!

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>>35337865
Oh mister you sure know how to make us laugh!

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bIG PUNCH

KILLED IN TWO HITS

Yee, im bulking. I'll buy 10 thin mints.

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YOU'RE VIOLATING THE NAP

*Launches McNuke (tm)*

>>35337734
Love The.surgeon or die
return of the surgeon is here

>>35337734
Nah, i don't like cookies. I want to buy something more sweeter - your pussies. How much?

>>35338426

That's just strange. I don't care if you're baiting, trolling, being serious or all of the above.

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>>35337734
Yes, I'd like a box of Samoas please.

>>35337734
You really shouldn't be going from house to house with out the supervision of either one of your parents. Comeback with them and I'll consider buying some.

>>35337734
>see cover of cookie box
>"FUCK OFF WITH YOUR NIGGER PROPAGANDA RIGHT NOW!!!"
>close door
>get sad and depressed because I'll never attract a woman to procreate with and make such cute daughters because I'm quite literally genetically inferior

>>35337734
>Do you take credit card? Cause I don't use cash anymore.

"Gimmie a mound of Tagalongs"

>>35338482
>saying that something is strange on korean culinary board
Chill dude