>be me age 14 >horny virgin >be sitting at computer

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>be me age 14
>horny virgin
>be sitting at computer home alone
>watch hentai because muh horny autism
>feel draft as door opens
>OHSHIT.png
>mom came home and i didnt hear her
>open steam library to hide anime titties
>she walks up to me and starts talking to me, no idea wtf she is saying because loud hentai
>if i take the headphones off she will hear
>ear destroying "NYAAAAAAAA" destroys ears
>stare at her pretending i can hear her
>see she has stopped talking
>i just say "YES" way too loud
>she leaves room
>bullet dodged
>mfw to this day i still have no idea what i said yes to