>"Oh Hi there! We're giving out free condoms to

>>35337520
As many as you can spare ;^)

>>35337520
just give me the maximum amount.
they make great masturbation aids

>>35337520
"oh you don't have magnums ? I guess i'll get my own later"

>>35337520
me and my gf don't use condoms, they take away the feeling and my pull out game is on point.

>>35337520
none for me thanks

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>>35337566

>tfw using a condom like a prosthetic foreskin

>>35337698
If you don't want to use condoms but want to avoid a pregnancy, I suggest getting your girl an IUD.
That way you don't have to worry that one time in the heat of the moment an unfortunate mistake is made.

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>>35337698
>you fail to put out on time once
>she gets pregnant

>>35337777
>>35337799
>tfw i forced her to get birth control and i still pull out
feels good lads

>>35337881
If you're doing it because you like it, that's fine.
If I had a girl I'd be finishing on her face every chance I got.

>>35337520
>Th-that depends, are you free tonight?

>>35337943
>"Depends...can I bring both of these dildos?"

>>35337905
i try to cum in her mouth but i can never get to her face in time.
>cum in hand and on bed
>she laughs at me
>nothing to clean cum with, use my shower towel
im still a robot at heart

>>35337972
Thats when you're supposed to simba her, my man.

>>35337520
>I don't have sex. Waiting for marriage.

Not even kidding I'd do it. Literally do not care at this point what people think of me. Its not like these people will yell at me to get condoms while passing by anyway. Granted, I don't live in loudmouth burgerland.

>>35338015
here have some gold

>>35337520
>takes 20
>sells them to high school students

How can a person sit there in public, behind a table full of dildoes ans condoms?

Why is our society like this?

>>35338071
The decline of religion over the past 50 years and the rise of nihilism and hedonism

That's literally the reason

>>35338071

The dildos are being used as aids to teach how to put on a condom properly.

If you're so concerned for our society you should be more concerned about the horrific things they do to babies because of a crazy cereal merchant and his hatred for masturbation.

>>35338064
>high school students can't buy them from the store themselves so they go to the condom dealer
when will the "sell to student" meme end?

>>35338094

Nihilism and hedonism are in absolute opposition to each other.

>>35338071
Oh yeah, let's just have unprotected sex and multiply the cases of STDs at an alarming rate. Now THAT would be better.

>>35338109
I can tell you're autistic because you expect him to know about Kellog

>>35338136
>all people are either nihilists or hedonists there can't be a mix of both

>>35338136
No they're not you fucking retard. Nihilism is the belief that nothing matters beyond the self, and life is essentially meaningless in the macrocosm. Hedonism is the belief that only one's personal pleasure and happiness matters, and that life should be spent pursuing what makes one happy. They go hand-in-hand.

>>35338071
Would you rather we have more 19 year old parents sucking money off welfare?

>>35338199

>Nihilism is the belief that nothing matters beyond the self, and life is essentially meaningless in the macrocosm.

Nihilism is the belief that nothing matters, period. Not that there exists some "self" that is somehow more important than "life in the macrocosm".

>Hedonism is the belief that only one's personal pleasure and happiness matters,

I'm fucking done. Read some Epicurus.

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>>35337520
None, now how many of these will you be needing you used up whore?

>>35338205
Retarded nonwhites still wont use condoms and will carry aids.

Shiiiiiet sum finna girl yo lets do it raw

>>35338170

I was expecting him to not know and then ask a question and then I'd explain the whole thing.

>>35338109
>>35338166
>>35338205
How about you just stop having sex you disgusting fucking normalfags

>>35338233
young christians who are taught and practice abstinence are hilariously bad at realizing when "innocent play" has turned into "procreative sex"

>>35338230
>Epicurus
>a hedonist
Confirmed for retarded

>>35338266
kys heathen normie

>>35338199
>>35338230

By the way, the idea that the supposed "self" is somehow the greatest thing and everything that matters matters due to this great SELF and we should all serve ourSELVES is ethical egoism, not nihilism.

Think Ayn Rand, etc.

>>35338121
I didn't know students couldn't buy condoms.

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>>35337566
>>35337777
>>35337799
Everybodys just gonna just ignore these sweet numbers?

>>35338260
Why? It feels so good.

>>35338270

Epicurus was a hedonist.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epicureanism

Just because normies want to use "hedonism" to refer to egoism doesn't mean they're the same. Egoism is leaps and bounds away from true hedonism.

>>35338291
Normalfags don't understand numbers, they'd probably start using a trip so everyone know who they are if they could figure out how

>>35338283
>>35338319
Okay retard, if it makes you happy I'll say that nihilism and ethical egoism are responsible for the state of our society, rather than nihilism and hedonism

>>35338291
>sweet number
t-thanks anon

>>35338197

If you're a hedonist then you believe happiness (or at least the absence of suffering) matters. If you're a nihilist you believe nothing matters.

A nihilist would say that getting crushed to death over a course of 2 years, while having fire ants injected into your ear canals, is no greater a loss than not getting two beers for the price of one.

>>35338290
>inability to understand sarcasm even when it's written in green text
you wouldn't happen to be on the spectrum would you?

My uni literally gave one out to every room. Mine's just sitting in my drawer. I originally thought i'd use it to jack off to see how it felt but due to some meds I'm on getting a full erection is difficult. Should I try some viagra from toilet vending machines?

ill take 3 thanks
all for poshies so dont worry

>>35338485
what I'm saying is that there is a mixture of beliefs within the population.

>>35338485
Hedonists are about pleasure, not happiness.

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>"Do I look like the kind of person that has sex..?"