>be driving home from shop >got my bottles of wine and

>>35335656
That's what you get for listening to shit music

Not even a roastie and I laughed just imaging you sperging along to your tunes.

>>35335656

I would love to be by your side singing along and sperg out.

And when the moment I see the girls I take over the show so they can laugh at me and you can laugh at me later when they drive off and we just keep on singing together.

>>35335656
>>got my bottles of wine and smokes
>>feeling good for tonight to sit and get drunk alone as usual
your night sounds infinitely better than mine

>>35335656
dude seriously?
learn to laugh at yourself every now and again

like seriously you coulda made that a positive encounter if you played along and goofed off

>>35335656
real life is hard. stop it and create your own reality. live on it.

>%90 painproof

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>>35335656
Nigger, you deserve way worse than what you got. You're a fucking man, who I'm presuming is at least 21, singing along to Taylor fucking Swift.

Jesus Christ anon, get it together. If you were listening to something cool like Johnny Cash or Hank Williams you'd probably have been able to bring those Stacies home with you. But instead, you made yourself look like a massive fucking faggot. Great job you fucking queer.

>>35335670

i only have taylor swift on my phone. that and disney tracks.

>>35335680
:(

>>35335726
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>>35335774

don't even want to make it an 'encounter'... I wish i never happened to look over. wish i could've just made it home with a good mood and started my self loathing a little later.

>>35335824

I'm 28.

I don't like Johnny Cash or anything like that. :(

How do I get into other types of music?

>>35335867
>Nigger is a 28 year-old-man and singing along to Taylor Swift and is wondering why he's getting mocked by Stacies

What other music do you like besides Taylor Swift? I'll give you recommendations for cool music.

>>35335943

i-i dunno anon. i've listened to taylor since she was country, and i just like disney songs cause they make me feel good and have catchy rhythms :)

>>35335867
If you are 28, Taylor Swift has not been around that long for you, you have listened to other things before. This thread is retarded.

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>>35335943

Dude, do you know which board you're on? There is no reason to be this surprised by this. You do know that if he looked like this guy, then the stacies would've probably got out their car and sucked his cock right there. No question.
People can be whomever they want to be, but if you're not attractive, you'll end up like OP. Stop trying to force people to change.

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>>35335971
>disney songs

Listen to this you faggot. Real men listen to this while drinking and smoking cigarettes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chk4tCMRBxk

>>35335656

dude. you can't do that in public... do you have autism, or want people to think you have autism??

>>35336008
>Believing the "BUT LE CHADS CAN DO ANYTHING" meme

Nigger, the Stacies would still laugh. They'd probably still think he's hot but it'd still be weird for a grown man to be unironically singing Taylor Swift by himself. Anon just hasn't found real man's music yet, and I intend to help him find some.

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>>35335971
Posting more cool guy music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXB_b0uUOXA&index=4&list=PLdCzHSDd0Dis6dgDaLAkVGse92B2Jpb8-