Reminder that if you haven't had a woman knocked up you

>>35332982
You must also be a virgin if you don't know the difference between mutual masturbation and penetrative sex

>>35333005
Sorry to break this to you, but penetrative "sex" is in itself just a form of mutual masturbation. The essence of sex lies in genetic recombination; if no genetic recombination occurs then sex has not been archived. Doesn't matter if you've put your prick into into a braud to get off, might as well have been a flesh-light or your hand if you don't fertilize an egg.

>>35333329
Read a dictionary and fuck off. Nobody gives a shit about whatever your opinion on what sex is, is.

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>>35333329
This is the most autistic thing i've read on this board.

well done.

>>35332982
>oneitis/kinda-gf/lg just had a three week miscarriage.

Dodged a bullet AND not a virgin anymore, wow

>>35333329
noun
1.
genital contact, especially the insertion of the penis into the vagina followed by orgasm; coitus; copulation.

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>tfw she thinks it's Chad's kid, but I know better...

Did they have to keep it?