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>be a police officer
>Saturday
>called back to station when I just left
>asked by my Sergeant to help my piers with presenting to kids at a school about internet safety
>have to talk about nudes and social media
>I can present but my body shakes furiously when I talk in front of a crowd of people I don't know
>tommorow is the day
Anyone else have to present something similar? Or talk about presenting in front of a ton of people.
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>>35331141
Just pretend they are all naked. You will be too aroused to shake.
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>>35331141
>piers
I think that Piers Morgan should be okay by himself giving a presentation, anon. He is a professional, after all.
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>>35331141
do a send nudes meme
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>>35331176
I put a few memes in there to make the kids laugh but that isn't one of them.
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>>35331141
Go off scirpt and tell them how much fun shooting black people can be
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>>35331141
Worst scenario, write down a speech and read it off paper.
They're just kids and will probably be impressed enough with your uniform. I remember when the police used to visit us in grade 3 or 4 for speeches about "stranger danger", how excited all the kids were.
Pretend they are all your kids and you're reading them a story or something.
>if you mess up, they will forever remember the police man who autismed in front of every one
>No stress
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>>35331141
print screenshots from /soc/ and show them off to the kids
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>>35331342
>I put a few memes in there to make the kids laugh
This is going to go fucking awfully
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>>35331141
Jon plz go.
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>>35331342
Is it ISIS pepe?
>Hello, fellow #millennials, just Officer Anon here
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>>35331141
>Save your virginity for marriage girls
Why Officer Anon nobody cares if we have sex anymore it's NBD
>Bbbut muh degeneracy
>bbbut muh traditional values
>bbbut muh pure virgin waifu
>class of teens laughs at /pol/tard
>officer anon leaves in tears
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>>35331141
I shake when i have to present too anon
Are you really a police officer i wanna be one too but i figured i couldnt cause too autistic
But anyway kids are the best to present to just make a lil script and rember they will all forget it in like two days
My tip with not being a nervous wreck is try and focus on the topic and talk about it, don't think anout how you are doing a presentation
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Explain to them that due to new technology when they send nudes the internet automatically covers the bodies with clothes and they should send you nudes and they will be covered up.
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>>35332939
>Inplying there are actual stansards to be a police officer
Do you live in America? Have you seen how many of our cops are 300-pound idiots?
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