just give me a fucking job reeeeeeeeeee they won't even

>>35328482
>he fell for the job meme

Oh boy

>>35328482

Nice, Civil Service eh? What were you going for?

I work for DWP

>>35328656
oh cool
and it was just a shitty apprenticeship with 136 per week

>>35328656
>>35328745
to work in a pharmacy i should add.
have you got any tips? thanks anon

>>35328745
>i make over 3x this a week as a NEET

How could you live with yourself slaving for such shit pay anon.

Any one here on the fast stream got the assessment centre tomorrow

>>35328760
it makes me think who the fuck is applying for these jobs if me (who has three a-levels in biology, chemistry and maths) can't even get it.

please tell me how you earn that. is it just on job seekers allowance?

sorry, i'm from the UK too

>>35328756
Get a pharmacy tech certificate

>>35328745
>>35328756

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/a-brief-guide-to-competencies

https://www.theguardian.com/careers/careers-blog/star-technique-competency-based-interview

https://gcs.civilservice.gov.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Civil-Service-Resourcing-Best-Practice-Recruitment-Guidance.pdf

>>35328806
I'm from Aus but no, not that, I'm on a disability pension.

>>35328819
i thought you had to be working in a pharmacy to gain it? or maybe im wrong

>>35328826
thanks alot anon, ill read up on them

>>35328842
and are you disabled? kek

>>35328865
yes, that's why i'm on a disability pension.

>>35328890
oh. i've just heard of some people that claim it without being disabled

>>35328760
>I make 5x what you make by sitting at my desk
>I do an hour of two of work every day and spend the rest of my time browsing the web
>I'm considered to be a high value employee, so I got a 10% raise this year

You fell for the NEET meme.

>>35328899
It is pretty hard to get in this country, even if you are disabled.

My psychiatrist just told them that I am unfit for any form at work at the current time and this will probably proceed for some years.

>>35328865
Pharm tech is like a 3-6 month program here in the states

>>35328900
sure you do buddy

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>>35328930
Poor little NEET.

I'm saving and investing quite a bit, I'll be moderately wealthy in no time.

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>Want to get a job after HS
>"lolno u need a college degree"
>Get college degree
>Get debt
>Get job
>Earn shit money
>Be mad about it
>"lol get a second job"
FUCKING JEWS

>>35329066
>Get college degree

Well there's your problem. All college degrees are not created equal. Engineering degrees are still almost a guaranteed decent job.

Also, if you paid more than like $20k/year for tuition you're a retard.

There's this really robot looking guy at the grocery store down the road. Every time I see him I think that he definitely browses /r9k/ and his mommy forced him out of the house and made him get a job.