ITT autism detectors >he uses the word "essentially"

>>35327878
>he says please and thank you way too often

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>>35327878
>what's up anon ?
>y-you too

Muted for log(10) seconds.

>he didn't learn how to tie his shoes until 12+

>>35327913
Working the hell that is retail, I can assure you even normies make this faux pas. The real difference seems to be that they aren't mortified by it afterward.

>>35327878
>he does virgin walk
It's dead giveaway.

>he doesn't ride a bike at least twice a year

>>35327945
What is "virgin walk"?

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>He tried to make jokes while your trying to mind your business

>>35327970
>What is "virgin walk"?
When you put pace, put hands in pockets, hunch a bit and looks downwards all the time.

>>35327970
It's a meme capitalizing on the potential insecurities of the involuntarily celibate.

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>>35327970

>he doesn't know what the virgin walk is

record a video of yourself walking down the street

>>35327985
Wait what? I tend to walk with my hands in my pockets, I don't hunch and...keep my eyes forward...for the most part.

>>35328023
>I tend to walk with my hands in my pockets
That's bad unless you're in the middle of winter.

>>35327970
>brisk pace
>stiff/robotic movement
>visible uncertainty about what to do with hands
>excessively deliberate path of motion
>staring straight ahead or straight down and avoiding eye contact

>>35328036
Whatever, I'll walk the way I want.

>>35328096
Then dont complain on being virgin.

>>35328109
I know you only said that because your on /r9k/. I, personally, don't complain about being a virgin.

>needs time to think of a response