i want to make a fake gofundme campaign and make off with about ~1000 dollars. any ideas what my sob story will be?
Nope. I've got some planned for myself. The fuck would I risk sharing them for and lose out on potential money. The fuck?
say you let homeless people crash in your garage and you are wondering if anyone wants to make a donation to help them on their feet
>>35327657
in australian news today a bogan was getting flack for setting up a go-fund-me after his ex killed one of their sons hed never met and then tried to drown the other. the older son escaped but ran to a dog and the dog mauled him. the guy set up the go fund me to get money to visit his son in hospital in a different state and to bury the one that was drowned. you could use this story or something similar. like "i need $5000 to fly across the country to visit my dying son in hospital who ive never met before"
>>35327657
It takes a lot more effort than just making up a story anyone could, mostly from getting people to see your campaign, aka using social media like FB or twitter, and you probably wont have much luck with that if you're a robot
>>35327680
This desu
I've got my own plan for money that will at least get me something when I'm really in a time of need, but fuck sharing it because it'll be the first time it's done and will probably gain traction because of that.
>>35327785
>his ex killed one of their sons hed never met and then tried to drown the other. the older son escaped but ran to a dog and the dog mauled him
Only in Australia
alright i made a fake posting with a goal of $1500 bucks. i cant share it on facebook or anything though because then my friends will know im trying to scam people. how else can i get the word out there?
>>35328545
post it here kek
>>35327657
something about a sick pet maybe. the more people are involved, the easier it is to dox all parties involved and see that things don't add up. obviously a pet wouldn't have a social media profile or any online history.
>>35327657
Say you're suffering from AIDS and can't afford medication but like you need it FAST or you'll die
Pretend that a family member died and you need money for the funeral because you're a poorfag
Say that your sister was raped and you need money for a lawyer to sue the rapist in court.
>>35327680
>>35327839
>Being this much of a brainlet