>pick a random normal-looking anime character >buy a tshirt

aren't anime cons still like 9male:1female with actual normies turning up to scoop the bottom of the barrel

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What's a good character for someone who's balding?
Thinking the principal in Nichijou or Hidamari Sketch, or maybe Umibozu or Shigeshige from Gintama.

>>35327546
Pretty much, if I ever went to something like that I wouldn't expect to speak to anyone, least of all a female.

Only been to a "con" once in my life, was a sci-fi con, me and another guy had gotten our hands on a very early shipment of electro luminiscent lightsabers, packed the trunk full of them, drove over there and walked in with one each, there wasn't super many there, small event, but people came up to us all the time chatting a little and asking to buy, so we spent the day shuttling in and out to grab more of them from the car selling them on the floor... anyway, out of some 50-ish people talking to us only one was a female, fat lady in her 50's who was there with her husband and mentally handicapped son, she bought one for him, and I think that little story sums up how easy it actually is to pick up women at a convention.

>>35327727
saitama has high normie/entry-level weeb appeal

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>>35327737

Ah damn, forgot about him, also someone many probably recognizes, good call anon. I'm a bit taller and more built but I'm thinking that Hammerhead guy from the same series could work too.

>>35327481
The fuck is happenning to homu's face?

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>>35327727
i dont even watch much anime and i can say, Saitama?

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>>35327481
Madoka looks like fucking prince Joffrey. Sayaka is fuckable though.

>>35327842
Never race mix with a chink.

>>35327481
The only cosplay I ever wanted to go to a con and do was Astro Fighter Sunred

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>>35327481
>they didn't watch it either
so accurate it hurts

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I'm going to my first con in a couple months and I'm super excited. Pic related is what I'm cosplaying! uwu

What would you reckon a guy in reasonable shape but not steroid tier/6ft+ ought to cosplay as? I did Zell from FF8 years ago and it turned out really well. Don't have any photos sadly, it was 12 years ago. I reckon I'd have to be an older character now; it would be dumb to play a high school student at this point.

>>35329193

Photo would really have helped, mane, Too many chars to choose from.

>>35327481
>find some guys who dont look like complete neckbeards
>get a hotel and buy lots of alcohol
>go to anime con
>find hottest, most dysfunctional anime qts
>"we're a party back in out hotel"
>they get drunk
>they get easy
>most of them have only ever had online boyfriends
>if I could I would fuck every girl who has an online boyfriend
Anime cons are fun, just beware the orgies

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I like Homura's shoes

Also
>anime con
Another chance for failed Stacys to show off their body and for failed Chads (or real Chads) to give them attention. You wouldn't find your quirky pixie dream girl there, anon.

>moo-chans face
holy FUCK

>>35329311
Yeah sorry, paranoia would prohibit that. To narrow it down I'd have to cover my forearms in some way to cover tattoos.

>>35329100
Bad love live waifu. Get some taste.

>>35327481
You don't even need to go for the uggos.

I went to Anime Expo, fucked a solid 8/10. She was borderline mentally ill with a shit ton of emotional baggage like every other female who invests time into something as degenerate as anime. Easy fuck.

>>35329564

There's some makeup for that, I forgot what it's called now, it comes in different skin color tones. Foundation or something I think.

>>35329595
Sure that's an option, as would be bandages or Muay Thai wraps, just trying to narrow it down a bit.

>Late twenties
>Decent shape but not built; decent shoulders, legs and tris, runner
>Less than 6ft
Crossplay and things that are too faggy we can more or less rule out, since you can get aweay with that stuff as a teen but it would definitely come off creepy as an adult.

>>35329669
If you have a Chad body, how would crossplay go?

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>>35329689
This would be a solid option, (though to be fair he's male) but you'd have to be tall enough. If you were swole and set on crossplay you could do Sakura from Dangan Ronpa. You'd get a ton of positive attention from that one, not least because she's a hugely popular character.

>>35329749
Not the anon who's asking from earlier, but I'm 6'4, just started working out. I hope in a few years I'll be able to pull off a good looking crossplay. I'm 25 now, so I don't have too much time before my body naturally dwindles. My goal is to crossplay and look manly doing it.

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>>35329749
Pic related is Sakura

>>35329765
This should be of interest to you as well then.

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>>35329568
Kotori is best girl.

I'm doing the devil outfit too!