>shit pancaked in between my asscheeks >isn't leaving

Holy shit op just wipe your ass or are you so incompetent that you need mommy to wipe it for you

>>35327476
There aren't any more wet wipes I'm just going to sleep and deal with it in the morning i have to change the sheets soon anyway

>>35327524
>wet wipes
God damn you really are a baby aren't you

>>35327371
I just leave it there and stick my hand between my butt and make the scent waft in front of the normans as a prank

>>35327371
Why does it matter that she already caught you up tonight?

>>35327613
Piss off Chad
>>35327654
I have to be up to go to work at 2pm tomorrow

Thanks for the laughs, OP

oreganoili

If you had a dog you could train it to lick your ass, problem solved.

Does anyone else lay in bed and pick out their dingle berries and then sniff them and then throw them on the floor?

>>35327883
Oh shit nick bate is that you?

>>35327883
I used to throw my dingleberries underneath the couch when I was a kid