Working out is a joke
>december 2015
>shitty job
>moved away for shitty job so no friends
>completely isolated
>start feeling depressed over ex-gf that broke up with me at the end of college
>suppress this with weed, video games, and jacking off
>about a month rolls by
>weed starts to make me depressed
>video games start to piss me off because I'm shitty at them
>jacking off makes me more depressed than anything else
>feel like half of a man
>start listening to super emo music
>go on r9k every night
>sympathize with depressed faggots like me
>this goes on until june 2016
>weight drops to 115
>most unhealthy I've ever felt in my life
>finally resolve to try and become a better person and start working out
>set up a full schedule along with meals
>start working out 6 days a week
>keep doing it for months
>by December 2016 I've made noticeable improvements
>gained 20 lbs since I've started working out and developed some muscle
>people start complimenting me a little bit
>but it's always fucking laden with sarcasm because I'm still skinny as all hell
>'wow anon I didn't know you could lift that box!'
>it's filled with fucking bubble wrap
>'wow anon, those shirts are getting tight on you! maybe you need to stop buying the child sizes'
>what the fuck?
>keep working out
>girls finally start to notice me
>but working out hasn't magically granted me the power to flirt
>girls still think I'm a fuckin weirdo
>now in march 2017
>stopped working out and smoke twice as much weed as before
>can't enjoy masturbating anymore because I just remember how shitty I am with women
>now even worse at video games cuz I stopped playing them with every second of my free time
anyone else fallen for the work out until somebody loves you meme
>lifting for girls
Maximum kek
>>35327094
This. Do it for yourself.
>>35326834
>stopped working out and smoke twice as much weed as before
That's where you fucked up nigga. Fuck them hoes. Get swole. They'll come to you.
>>35326834
Have you tried alcohol? It makes masturbation so much better.