>cute mcdonalds cashier smiles at me >spend the rest of

>that guy who comes in and orders a gf

>girl in uni class talks to me
>do the same as OP
>luckily facebook exists, look her up
>realize she's really completely different from me, we have nothing in common and are mostly incompatible
>finally forget her

And the cycle repeats either this happens again or even worse, I dream of one of my past crushes. Dreams fuck me up for weeks on end.

>>35326720
I do this too. I can fall for someone pretty in a heartbeat.

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>>35326720
>2017
>Eating at McDonald's

No wonder you don't have a gf.

>>35326964
i was cold and just wanted to warm up all I ordered was a blueberry muffin

>>35326964
Why is this bad? I eat McD's once a week.

That's why I don't look girls in the eyes anymore.

>>35327069
>Eating anything from McDonalds

Pleblet

>>35327103
>Why is eating literal shit spray-painted to look like food bad?

Because you're eating disgusting niggerfeed, that's why. Cut this shit out of your life and eat something better. Get organic hamburger meat from a grocery store and make your own hamburgers instead of buying that disgusting shit.

>>35326743
>hello, I'd like you
"wha-what?
>oh-uh augh, sorry, I meant I'd like a number three meal, plain
Actually happened once. Cashier was this little cute, pale, black-haired girl who could barely see over the cash register. I was blushing from just looking at her, she was ridiculously cute.

>>35326720
>Mexican girl Compliments my coat
First complement I have gotten from a woman in at least 6 years

>>35327069
They have blueberry muffins at mcdonalds? You in the US?