>Be me, hungry
>Decide to look for food on the kitchen
>All there is are 2 eggs and a slice of bread
>Eggs and bread it is
>Heat up frying pan
>With oil of course
>Break an egg and put it on the pan
>Grab the other one
>Break it.
>MentalLag.jpg
>Throw the egg white on the tharsh
>realise what I've done
>Stare at the trash can for 1 minute
>The egg on the frying pan is burning
>Now I'm eating a slice of bread
Just end it already
>>35323231
> no oil
> no eggs
> bread only
That's a much healthier meal. Oil and eggs are toxic waste.
>>35323231
Moments like these make me tired of living.
>>35323231
>using oil instead of butter when making eggs
You disgust me anon
>>35323801
>intentionally altering the taste
why?
>>35323884
Because it tastes 100x better.
>>35323270
Vegan pls