>do you have a girlfriend? (how do I respond to this?...I changed the subject today, but not gonna work tmmw)
>>35321112
"not currently, I broke up with my last girlfriend 2 years ago, but been too busy since then"
Yeah, we banged last night. You touched her when you shook my hand.
>>35321112
Just say you're gay, you'll get showered with unwarranted and undeserved praise, people will stop disagreeing with you if they don't like your unpopular opinions, and people will stop calling you weird and creepy all the time. Worked for me.