>be me
>be a typical robot like anyone here
>in an all boy school and an aut with no friends
>realise no girls are ever going to be interested in a scrawny sub aut
>train self for 3 years to be gay (only gay porn, checking dudes out, other shit)
>move to germany from the uk at 17 to be with a dude i met online (parents didnt care, dont like me)
>everything works out because of eu laws or some shit
>hes not as much of a social degen as me but is in other ways
>legit complete each other like all the cringe high schoolers believe
TLDR just be fucking gay, life is so much easier
PS straight sex is reallllly not that good lmao
>>35320908
The remote possibility greentext is true makes me question existence for some strange reason.
>>35321004
idk what the point of lying on 4chan would be but alright