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>at hangout with friends Friday night
>we plan on crashing at a friend's apartment
>chick I'm into is there
>we're sitting on couch watching Ratatouille because that's the shit millenials do
>just started drinking, no one is drunk
>chick lays her legs on me
>not sure if she's flirting or not because I'm fucking dumb
>end up playing truth or drink
>"what's the kinkiest shit you're into?"
>everyone drinks lmao
>I fall asleep a while later
>wake up and have hand on her thigh
>horny af
>she's still awake
>take a risk and move my hand up and inside her thigh
>ask her if she's comfortable
>doesn't let me finish, says yes
>keep moving hand up slowly
>reach her crotch
>start rubbing it
>look at her
>breathing heavily
>fucking grabs my hair
>boner 110%
>I stop short of fingering her
>we cuddle the rest of the day (because everyone is hungover and asleep) and touch each other
>kiss and all that sweet shit
>first experience with a girl
>she knows this
>she snaps me a picture of her face with some stuff about having her eyebrows done
>reply "cute :)"
>she opens it and doesn't say anything
Is she ghosting me? Am I going to fast? It just doesn't make sense to me because she's the one who started flirting and she's been flirting with me for a while (which I didn't realize because, again, I'm fucking dumb) and she wasn't even drunk when she started. Pic unrelated.
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>flirting with girls
time for you to fucking leave
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>>35320596
I'm ascending to normiedom. Why aren't you happy for me brother?
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>>35320514
Relax, chicks can be oddly standoffish at times. Just play it lightly
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>>35320727
Thanks. I know she likes me, I think I might just like her most so I'm pretty nervous.
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>>35320629
because normies are subhuman neanderthals that lack empathy
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>>35320785
from experience, even normies are more empathetic than the envious assholes on this board who are always wishing ill will on others
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>>35320629
You have it backwards. You descend into normiedom. You ascend to NEETdom. Once you pass a certain point you stop caring about everything and life is bliss. You were a normie all along pretending to be a robot, but now that you outed yourself it really is time for you to leave.
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>>35320867
then you are lost
I hope everything goes poorly for you
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>>35320867
Welcome to 4chan where we will tell you to fuck off and go kill yourself.
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Here's the only piece of advice you should be listening to: don't sweat it, and keep doing what's been successful for you.
I've been in your place with a girl way out of my league. I started sperging out when she didn't reply or seemed in an off mood. Don't think much of it, and don't give her attention 24/7.
Don't commit the same sins I did, and you'll follow the path to a devoted gf and sweet normiedom :)
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>>35320514
*ahem* Normie get out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
But really, OP, just don't drop your spaghetti
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