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I want to be mommy gf and take complete responsibility for my

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I want to be mommy gf and take complete responsibility for my bf and cook for him and love him without him feeling like he's a burden. Is this too much to ask?
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>>35318701
>I want to be mommy gf and take complete responsibility for my bf and cook for him and love him without him feeling like he's a burden. Is this too much to ask?

fantastic bait thread

I will still have to ask you to be my gf even though I know this post is fake
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>>35318701
Are you real? Are you an angel? Were you sent here to save me?
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>>35318701
if you live less than 200km away from me i'll come to you and you can cook me food and cowgirl me
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i have a gf like that but she has severe mental problems. however, having a fetish fulfilled i will unlikely fulfill with anyone else while knowing she genuinely enjoys it a great deal makes up for it.

>tfw yandere mummy gf
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>>35318733
>>35318777
Let me take care of you robot angels
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>>35318800
what mental problems?
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>>35318857
can you take care of me too plz?
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Update from op: I have mental issues too sorry desu
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>>35318882
shit I responded to the wrong post
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>>35318807
M-Mommy...I love you! Thank you so much!!
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>>35318911
I'll take care of u little mess up anon <3
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>>35318947
Don't actually call me mommy, just treat me like one, anon, I love you
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c-can we snuggle and stuff
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>>35319016
Of course dearest anon! Anything for my babies
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>>35318857
I'm the OP of the BPD thread
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>Really afraid of saying weird or creepy or cringey things but I've always wanted a mommy gf

I-I don't know what to say, but this is making me feel tingly and embarrassed...
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how do I get a mommy gf IRL?
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>>35318701
Can we share you? I mean, You can be all of our mommys.

For some reason girls like calling themselves the "mom" of the group when everyone else in it is a boy, in my experience. And she ends up taking on the role of a mom, being the responsible one, etc. It's really cute.

We can be like your litter, and take turns sucking your titties while you stroke our hair
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>>35318701

Ayy my gf does this and it's great

I suppose we take turns spoiling each other
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>>35319109
Aw sweetie, its okay, no need to be embarrassed <3
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>>35319117
Look for the girl with a broken smile, ask her if she wants to stay a while
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Undoubtly femdom and mummies have gotten unprecedently popular lately among guys, among all the fembots along with OP (If real) who enjoy this type of stuff, what made you get into it? And honestly, I am asking this the guys too. 4 years ago this fetish was pretty rare.
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>>35319118
I would love that, make you all chicken tenders and serve you at a big table. Makess my heartfeel warm
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>>35319144
O-Okay...thanks for talking to me like that, it makes me feel nice and I don't know why. You're really nice...!
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>>35319160
I thought the mom was supposed to take responsibility
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>>35319181
Because i love caring for qts
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>>35319226
tfw fake confirmed

it stil lwould be cute to have a mummy with r9k robot babies in a discord channel
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>>35318701
Is a mommy gf like gentle femdom, I'm kind of curious...
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>>35319181
i think a lot of people on here are conscious of the fact that no one cares whether or not they exist and they've internalised this absence of care and attention so much that it's bled into their sexual desires
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>>35318701
Yes please
>>35319034
Me too. My dream is coming true (not really though fuck)
>>35319118
>>35319192
Fuck yes I'm such a loser. This is my new fantasy, sharing a mom with a bunch of robots. What a great thread.
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>Was gonna go to sleep
>See this thread
>Really wanna keep posting but also really sleepy

What do I do?
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>>35319201
No problem hun! I glad I make you feel good!
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>>35319257
I would say so, just a bit more taboo
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>>35319252
How can it be confirmed fake when I'm real, very not nice anon!
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>>35319312
How is it taboo? Femdom is kind of a mainstream fetish.
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>>35319299
Sleep cutie anon, sleep is important!
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>>35319299
Go to sleep. Nothing will come of continuing to post. Nothing ever does.
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C-Can I please suckle?
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>>35319283
I am very real <3 I wish I could take you all in right now!!
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>>35319333
just cause it's mainstream doesn't mean it can't be taboo, I'd say it's seen as kinda an anti-masculine thing
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>>35319350
Okay...thanks anon, and thanks for making this thread. I'll check back in the morning. Goodnight!

I-I love you...!
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>>35318701
Can you stroke your fingers through my hair and whisper encouraging things to me as I fall asleep in your arms?
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>>35319434
Absolutely sweetie <3
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>>35319434
>>35319456
I-I want this too please...!
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>>35319424
Sleep well anon! I love you!
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>>35318701
i hate threads like this i want to kill myself

i'll never have this i'll never ever have this someone else deserves it more than me
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>>35319476
Of course <3 I don't play favorites <3

but please will earn you gbp
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>>35319456
Is this a lewd or non-lewd thread?
>>35319486
You can always role-play online desu
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>>35319533
Non-lewd for now please! I am your sweet mommy!
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>>35319533
i tried roleplaying a little bit
1. it was hard enough finding 1 person that wanted to do it
2. she (yes it was an actual female holy shit) stopped talking with me after a while
3. it really fucking hurt inside while i was doing it
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>>35319269
yeah it's exactly this. everything from buttfucking a supermodel to holding hands with a burn victim is equally unattainable for me.
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I think I need a hug please...
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>>35319557
Anything you say!
What can I do to earn more GBP? I wouldn't want to run out.
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>>35319588
Of course sweetie! Nice doubles by the way, I'm proud of you!
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>>35319533
Honestly, to me, it doesn't even have to be lewd. I really, really, really, really, really wish somebody would hold me. Sounds so comfy.
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can you please post a soothing vocaroo? I want to fall asleep hearing your voice. It would really comfort me...I'm feeling pretty anxious rn :/
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>>35319597
Just don't hurt mommy! Be nice to robot brothers and always know that mommy loves you and you'll never be low <3
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>>35319612
What should i say? I can be kind of shy... But I'll do anything for my babies!
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>>35319604
Ill hold you, hun <3
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>>35319632
>just don't hurt mommy
I don't know why but this hurt me inside, just the thought of a sweet woman telling someone that makes me feel like hugging her
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>>35319601
Thanks...! hehe
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>>35319738
Aw anon! That's so sweet!
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>>35319661
Not him, but what about something like "You're such a sweet little boy, Anon. I love you so much!"

I-If that's not too weird...
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>>35319661
Can you say "You're mine and I'm not letting you go...I'll always be there for my babies, whenever you need me. You're all so immature, it's a good thing someone is willing to look after boys like you, especially when you get all hard just from a bit of cuddling..."
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>>35319674
TOO BAD THAT'S NOT ACTUALLY EVER GOING TO HAPPEN AHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Can I cash in my GBP for money to hire an escort to act as a cuddling surrogate?
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>>35320120
>Can I cash in my GBP for money to hire an escort to act as a cuddling surrogate?
yes
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mommy i wanna kissy! give me a kissu!
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It's all gonna be okay, right?
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>>35320559
Of course, dear, it will all be okay I love you <3
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>>35320623
Thanks...I love you too! C-Could we please snuggle together for a little while?
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>>35320661
Absolutely sweetie! I would love to
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p-pls do the vacaroos ;_;
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What do you like to be called?
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>>35320731
I will before the thread dies, i promise!
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>>35320911
YAYYYYY orgo
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>>35320764
I changed my mind, mommy is acceptable in this situation.
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>>35318701
Can't find the image now, but my second largest desire in life is to be cuddles with my head snuggly in the breasts of a woman who cares about my existence. I wouldn't want it to be lewd either, just nuturing. Is this so much to ask?
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>>35320998
O-Okay...! Thanks mommy, I love you!
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>>35321260
Or any name of endearment you want to use for me, sorry I'm a little bad with questions
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>>35321350
Desu~ hehe
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>>35321064
I suppose it was, well that won't stop me from hoping that maybe one day my dream will be fulfilled
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Please sing me a lullaby!
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>>35318701
Trap can't be moms, faggot
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>>35321064
In the age of heartlessness and lust. Yes, yes this is. While women have been portrayed as emotional creatures, at the deepest level they're quite primal, moreso than the average man. So, while they'll give this to their own children (nowadays this is even a stretch) they'll often never give this sort of genuine affection towards anyone else, especially anything along the lines of nurturing, as they simply can't comprehend why one would want it, or be comfortable in that situation.
In otherwords, they're broken. You're also broken. And only the unbroken may find any sort of happiness in this life as they raise happy, healthy families in a society that allows them to be blissfully ignorant and shielded from the broken ones, as society would decay if everyone was dragged down to this level.
>tl:dr Yes, yes it is.
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>>35321064
It's not too much at all <3 anything to make my babies happy
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>>35321499
Plz no bully
ur not my baby
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>tfw no bf to rest his head on my soft boobs and squeeze a fresh cup of tit milk for after a long day of work
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>>35321499
You don't know the beginning of my brokenness anon. I'm sure most of us have autism to some degree, but I have it a bit worse. Alexithymia, I don't experience most emotions. The only of the main 3, sadness, happiness and anger I experience is the third. I lie hoping that some nuturing or truly meaningful situation would arise such feeling in me, but alas as you said, it's basically a pipe dream.
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>>35321565
I-I really really want this...

What does breast milk taste like?
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>>35321545
>tfw nihilistic outlook
>tfw abandoned by mother early into life
>tfw pseudo-mom also abandons me over outlook
>tfw it just feeds back into the nihilism and sadness
Hah, not like I wanted it anyway!
I'll be crying into a pillow if you need me
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Mommy, do you think we could bake cookies or a pie together sometime?
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>>35321648
If you want my love then you shall receive! I just thought you didn't like me desu
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>>35321640
It's creamier and sweeter than cow milk. I'll bake you some cookies too dear.
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>>35321683
Absolutely, anon! I would love some help in the kitchen! Thank you <3
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>tfw want this kind of relationship but don't want to be called Mommy

At best I'll accept Dad.
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>>35321756
No thank u, I'd prefer my name but anonymity is desired
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I-i just want a mommy to hold me in her arms and smooch me...
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>>35321719
R-Really? Wow...thanks mommy, that sounds amazing! You really wouldn't mind me drinking it?
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>>35321743
Yay! Thanks, I can't wait!!
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>>35318701
You're not my mommy you harlot, don't you ever dare to imply you are anywhere near my pure mommys level, you're just some filthy roastie with a fetish
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>>35321844
D-Don't say mean things to my mommy please...
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>>35321844
This could be good. This is now a benis thread :DDDDDDDDDDD
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>>35321900
Thank u for this
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>>35321800
I don't understand this response. I'm saying I'd want any prospective bf to call me Dad, not vice versa
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>>35321900
Your mom is a lie, true mommys are pure and kind, she weaves a web of lies to catch the unwitting fools, only real mommies are those you crawl out of at birth

>>35321942
Picture related
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I have conflicting feelings and I'm feeling sort of guilty. On one hand I like the non-lewd side of it, sweet and nice and just snuggling and having a good time with my mommy. But I also sort of like the lewd side too, and that makes me feel bad, like I'm ruining all of the nice innocent stuff, you know? I can't help myself from getting lewd feelings when I think about it, and I'm not sure what I should do...
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XD LELELELE SO FUCKING FUKKEN U K K E N EPIC P I C SIDES ARE LE GONE HOLY SHIT LE FUG BENIS LE TIPS LE TIPPY TIP TOP FEDORA WEEEWWW WEW XDD WEW LADDY UR MAD
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>>35321969
No!! She's really nice and makes me feel happy and warm inside!! She's a very nice mommy, please do not say such mean things...
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>>35318701
>tfw I know this is bait but you getting my hopes up
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>>35322005
Your """""mom"""'" is at best a lonely mid to late thirties femanon with baby fever, fetish posting in her NEETbux payed apartment
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>>35322005
The whore of babylon feeds you maggots and lies, true mommies are to be revered for their purity and their piety like the virgin Mary, they are not some succubi that corrupt the true beauty of moms for cheap thrills
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>>35318701
daily reminder robots the network
it's there you know...
>[email protected]
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>>35318701
What say you in your defense? Or will you sit there and let your """babies""" be bullied?
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>>35322106
The wench cares not for her ""children"", her only concern is the thrill of power she receives when one of them relies on her, cast down this false idol of empty promises and deceit, repent ye sinful and change your corrupted ways
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>>35322056
>>35322059
>>35322106
>>35322171
please stop bullying my mom...!!
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>>35322171
Aye, repent ye children of sin that wallow in degeneracy.
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>>35318701
Would you wear cute and sexy outfits for me? Would you hold me down and fuck my ass with huge toys?
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>>35322245
QUIET CHILD, your """"""""""""""""mom""""""""""""" is hardly a woman, let alone a mom at all. REPENT YE SINFUL ONE
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>>35322287
No!!! She's really nice and kind to me, and I love her!!
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>>35322318
If your """"""""""""mother"""""""""" truly cared for you, then why hasn't she returned in your aid?
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>>35322259
Through purity of will and flesh ye shall be set free from the vixens curse, change your ways and receive in the banquet of plenty in the brotherhood of pure, cast the filth from your mind and your body shall follow
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>>35319181
>tfw fantasize on older women because think that older women are more accessible amd experienced.
>tfw believe I stand a chance with them
>tfw realize that they are even worse when it comes to chose their men because they know they still turn on chads and don't look for charming prince anymore but casual sex.
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>>35322318
I think im in love with you, anon
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>>35322359
Oh please the milfs will fuck anything they can get their grubby hands on
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>>35322385
Stop lying to this poor sinful boy, you retched heathen! I dream for the day your corpse sears in the deep levels of hell with your fellow roasties!
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>>35322318
Dont listen to them dear, they are just evil people with no lives looking for joy in pain for others, its okay <3 <3
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>Going after those who simply want pure love
>Going after those who simply are in pain
>Going after those women who rarely offer solace
>Rather than the outright filthy scum plauging this hellscape
You disgust me.
>>35322345
>>35322344
>>35322287
>>35322259
>>35322171
>>35322059
>>35321998
>>35321969
>>35321844
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>>35322425
I just feel a lot ok
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>>35322430
You're not wrong, not entirely anyway. It's not joy, more satisfaction. In any case, at best you are giving these poor anons hope for something that will never come, and i condemn you for that. Sure, you are nice to them now, and that is what it is, but surely you know that these are things that will make them want it even more. You're worse than the other roasties, at least they make it clear they have no chance. BEGONE
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>>35322385
Wh-What?! What do you mean?

>>35322430
O-Okay...would it be okay if we go snuggle then mommy?
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>>35318701
When i first read the thread i didn't see the "to be" part and thought this was some bizarre cuckqueening scenario.
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>>35322545
Yes! Let's snuggle and fall asleep sweetie, it's almost bedtime!
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>>35322447
>pure love
>offering solace
I call out corruption where i see it, and you defending their sinful actions speaks poorly of your character Brother, open your eyes Brother and you will see the truth behind the sirens lies
There is nothing pure in this fabricated abomination of maternal love, the solace they offer is a lie done for the thrill of power for the false mothers enjoyment

Cast aside the lies Brother and see the true motivations behind their actions

The rest of the scum shall receive what is coming to them in time
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>>35322597
Okaay! Thanks mommy, this has been really fun! I'm glad I got to spend time with you...!
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all I asked is someone tell me that it wasn't my fault...
that...
that...
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>>35322753
It wasn't your fault, dark forces lure the lost children with their siren songs and lies
Go back to the light my child, return to stand with your Brothers and pious Sisters in the radiance of truth
Sins of past can be forgiven, mistakes can be forgotten and we shall all walk together towards a brighter future
We are all gonna make it Brother, if we keep walking towards the beacon of truth, but beware the dark forces may mimic the light of the beacon to lead you astray, your own wisdom shall be your guide, feed it well and it will not fail you
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>>35318701
my friend will hand over his 750+/week blue collar paycheck if you play mom for him. he currently sleeps on my floor due to his inability to function as a person without direct assistance. im SERIOUSLY asking for him.
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>>35322753
It's nut your fault.
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>>35322847
thank you anon
that's all I needed
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>>35322885
open to other applications as well
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>>35318987
>Don't actually call me mommy
2/10 would not bang
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>>35322979
>And thus was born the "Mommys nursery" where miserable degenerates flock to be treated like children by a money grubbing hag
Ps. You can't call her Mommy
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>>35323012
where is that? youre ALWAYS paying for kisses, you know what i am saying/.
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>>35323240
I literally just made that thing up, though i bet it would become a real thing seeing how many of you degenerates are into this thing
Go get a loan and hire some 40+ hag to run the place, you'll be getting paid and you can hog the mommy to yourself after hours
>>35323315
Doesn't exist, made it up on the spot
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>>35318701
Yeah, you're nurturing a dependency and complacency which rots one from the inside out. Source: I had a relationship like this and it brought out the worst self-neglect and self-abandonment in me, for which it could not compensate.
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I contemplate suicide sometimes because I know I'll never have a mommy gf of any caliber
Some people were placed on Earth to suffer, I guess
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>>35323400
whats wrong with playing traditional adults?
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>>35318701
tits or gtfo, you fucking faggot
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>>35323772
I want Lucoa to be my mommy RIGHT NOW

I want Shouta's life RIGHT NOW
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>>35323772
>merely nervous about trying to satisfy an older woman
Or merely disgusted by the fact that older women are the final form of roasties, the milfs and gilfs that never grew past their frivolous youth and still try to catch the glamour of their whorish pasts
Act your age and stop praying on the youth, if men did what you're trying to do there would be outrage and a lynch mob, just because double standards still keep your degenerate actions within the norm doesn't make you any less disgusting than a old guy trying to get with a teen girl
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>>35324198
Well you have the tantrum throwing spoiled brat routine set up, now all you need is to find a older roastie that will roleplay with you to get young dick
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Is Mummy still around? Just reading this thread made me happy.
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>>35319118
This depraved roleplay between men is one of the most disgusting things i have seen on this site.
Kill urselves my man
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>>35324576
Spare a bullet? Please? Kind sir..
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>tfw mommy gf (male) (subject to change)
>tfw met with a guy who is surprisingly fit and big but sensitive on the inside
>tfw let him rest on my lap while I stroked his hair and complimented him
>tfw made a 'hssssss' noise whenever I was going to kiss him and conditioned him to smile and expose his neck when I made that sound so I could pamper him with kisses
>tfw the sprinklers outside our lounge were automated and some of them must be broken since they kept on making a high pitched 'hsss' noise which made him smile and break into laughter
>tfw clean up after all his messes because he used to live the bachelor life
>tfw let him suck on my breasts as I pet him and stroked his hair
>tfw I unfortunately have a bigger cock
>tfw he wanted to be face fucked so I made him wrap his lips around my cock, began squeezing him with my thighs, and watched him blush and become teary
>tfw find it hard to cum so I usually gently ease him off my cock, hug him, and stroke his head while I compliment him until he calms down and we take a shower together
>tfw seeing him look up at me with lovey dovey eyes and a wide smile is the greatest pleasure in my life and I have a massive soft spot for him
>Which is surprising since I'm cold and stand-offish in corporate environments

When my breasts become bigger I'm going to smother him under my sweater so hard.
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>>35322393
Anon if this was true then everyone of us would be dating one right now.


Milfs they know that there are a handful lot of man who want them out there...
They just have to pick.
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>>35325125
I want this so bad. All of the non-lewd stuff sounds so nice and sweet. A-And, the lewd stuff is really nice too...

I hope I find someone like you one day. I-I wanna suck mommy's cock too...
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>>35325125
Do you ever get a boner when he lays on your lap?
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>>35325135
Whatever you need to tell yourself from having to face the truth haggie
There are way more milfs than there are milf chasers, why pick a prune half dead corpse when you can have a firm and young hottie instead?
Only thing that comes to mind is the quality of conversation may improve significantly with the older one and she may be more experienced, but the eye candy goes long way with the younger one
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>>35325295
Then how?
How do I date one?
Do I just pick her up in the street?

Now I know that I'm such a fucking pussy though.
On two occasions I had some mommies looking at me with such insistance...and I did nothing...
One was even giving me the eye, how could I just stay there and keep ignoring her
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>>35318701
Yes, since you're a guy
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>>35325393
If you tickle their fancy the mommy types know how to prey on you, even if you're a bit daft they know how to ease the suggestion to you
And you pick her up like you pick up any other people, you find a situation where talking to her would not seem out of place and gauge her reactions to see if she is into you or not, the mommy types tend to be a bit dom so you shouldn't need to worry about them being too shy to flirt with you
Just drop her some hints that you are into her too, smiles are a good way to go, maybe give her one of those cheeky devious smiles and see how she reacts (practice in front of mirror before hand so you don't look like a serial killer with downs)
Step 1: Find a location where starting a conversation with her would be seen as something natural
Step 2: Initiate a conversation with the milf
Step 3: Give hints of your interest with body language and expressions
Step 4: Look for hints of her interest in her body language, expressions and actions
Step 5: Once both parties interest has been confirmed casually invite her to a more private locate where you two would be able to have sex in (agreeing to going to such a place usually confirms attraction)
Step 6: You both know you're about to fuck but don't spreg out and say it out loud, wine and relaxing music are classics to get you both into the mood for love making
Step 7: Either you try to make a move on her when you two gaze a bit too long or you wait for her to take the lead (this implies that you are the sub type so expect to be offered actions that would excite a sub)
Step 8: You know what comes here
Step 9: After sex smoke and some snacks and maybe drinks, usually at this point you two enjoy light refreshments and talk
Step 10: You vaguely agree on the next time you will meet or exchange numbers so you can keep in contact for future encounters

Ps.That applies to all relationships, that's how normies do it unless i am mistaken
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>>35318701
P_LKS BE MY MOOMMY GF
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>>35325125
oh god please make me choke on your cock mommy
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>>35325259

It's rare. My libido is dead but I definitely feel more nurturing and content most of the time. When he's in my lap I feel the need to dote over him so usually it's just stroking his hair and looking at eachother. It certainly isn't impossible to get a boner but it's really closer to a 10% chance I have no control over. It doesn't stop him trying to suck on it but it's genuinely hard to get aroused now.

Optional story time coming up. How I fell in love is not a very 'clean' story.

I met with him and fell in love because he was so accepting of me having a not-so-pure past as a dom. A while ago I had fallen on really bad financial times and lost every cent in my bank account from the worst week of my life where everything seemed determined to break, get stolen, or go wrong. Thousands of dollars down the drain as a university student. I lost all my friends when I turned to domming people to get my money back as rumors and truths spread around. I remained a virgin all throughout yet I felt dirty and disgusted with myself. He really supported me through my feelings even if we really only met several months after I was done.

A sizeable part of our relationship is helping each other because he's had bad girlfriends (male) in the past and I am determined to be different. I need help overcoming quirks like getting annoyed and angry when I see fat old white balding guys in business casual since it reminds me too much of my past and how lonely I was back then until he came along.

Because he's so kind I get inconsolably mad and filled with rage whenever anyone says anything less of him than pure praise. He says he's used to it or it's okay but my feelings are so intense I can't and won't let anyone hurt him. I hate showing weakness around him and want him to be happy and safe with me.
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>>35326340
The world weary whore with a heart of gold routine eh?
Well whatever keeps your boat floating i guess
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>>35319181
human psychology, femdom fetish = having an controlling mother.
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