Just got tinder, what do I put in my bio to attract grils.
I was thinking of putting the Bene Gesserit Litany against Fear, I'm sure that gets panties moist.
I've got 192 characters left what else should I put
>>35318236
say you're vegan. it works. enjoy your herpes.
>>35318444
Then I can only order vegan shit from restaurants if I get a date
seems like a bad idea to me
>>35318392
Are you purposely trying to piss me off?
Say something like "I'm a fun loving hard worker with lots of free time and a soft spot for Asians"
>>35318544
>Are you purposely trying to piss me off?
What pisses you off?
>Say something like "I'm a fun loving hard worker with lots of free time and a soft spot for Asians"
That seems too generic. Also Asian women are gross.
>>35318392
Are you trying to be serious or are you memeing? To everybody without autism, this entire rant is cringey and makes you look like a serial killer
>>35318596
Are you implying women won't be familiar with the masterpiece of Frank Herbert?
>>35318575
Women are fucking idiots and putting something even half intelligent sounding will make them think you're just weird
The more generic the better trust me
Getting a tinder match is 99.9% pics.
For your bio just put:
- Employed
- Lives alone
- Educated
Beyond on that, girls don't really care how you'd describe yourself
Mention your bf.
>>35318667
So what masterpiece of literature SHOULD I quote in my bio?
>>35318686
But I'm not employed or educated and I certainly don't live alone.
>>35318778
>But I'm not employed or educated and I certainly don't live alone.
Even if you have Chad aesthetics, you're not going to get any pussy.
>>35318809
I just want the practice talking to women. Also some laughs.
>>35318778
>But I'm not employed or educated and I certainly don't live alone.
What are you expecting from Tinder, then? You need to fix that shit if you want to get laid. Getting laid won't fix that shit.
>>35318845
No woman will talk to you. You'd be a complete waste of time to them. You have no job, no education, and you live with your parents. You're a tier below children to them.
>>35318894
Yeah, but it's not like I'm going to put "unemployed, college dropout, NEET" in my bio
>>35318236
Shut up pepe
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