>your younger sister already sucked a penis >you haven't

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>>35317300
what sister

Tell me your story my friend. Please. This stuff fascinates ,me.

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>>35317300
>TFW your younger brother, younger by a decade, has had a gf,went to prom, and fucked a girl on tour while your a virgin

>You're the same age your parents were when they got married

>>35317300
I hope it was your penis, m8

>>35317883
>I hope it was your penis, m8
This.

>>35317883
>>35318074
Why would you kiss your sister after she just sucked your dick?

>>35317300
>your little sister already took chad's cock
>you still masturbate into a sock

>>35318142
You wouldn't, that's the point, dummy. OP is kissless, but we don't know if he's blowjob-less.

>>35317545
>You're the age your brothet got married at, but haven't even kissed a girl

It's not my fault my brothers a Chad who got everything handed to him in life. He even lives with his wife in the house, constantly reminding me of what I'll never have.

> your gay sister somehow found a gf in your super conservative hometown
> you go to college and are surrounded by thousands of people every day and you're still single

>>35318174
What's up with masturbating into a sock? Is it better? Or is it just a cheap onahole?

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This is now a Neopets thread

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>>35317300
>Mfw I've been dating/banging 10s since I was 15
>mfw my 20 year old brothers are jealous of my current gf
>mfw my sister is jealous too
Honestly why do you betas even try??

>>35318376
I don't you fuck. FUCK YOUUUUUU

>>35317300
it's no surprise, both are symptoms of having a weak or no father in your life