>Call hooker on craigslist >"Do you roleplay?"

>>35316554
Would be cool to have a hooker LARP as an enchantress

>>35317141

yeah, esp. if shes a qt pi.

i would consider paying extra desu.

>>35316554
Thanks for making 4chan 0.03% less shit. This is the first time I've felt anything other than "I want all stupid people dead." in years on this shit website.

>>35316554
dobbesd geg

'ok baby, it's a hundred an hour for dnd third ed and below ONLY, one twenty for gurps and CoC because it's complicated, and seventy five for warhammer, because I like it.

You have to supply the beer and snacks.

I supply my own dice which you can't use. I don't larp OR gm. Any questions?'

>>35317298

dude i totally would.

except i don't have any warhammer.

>>35316554
Isn't it weird that young Sam Hyde looked like a school shooter but he was actually an ultra alpha chad?

but i wouldn't want to pay, desu.

oh well.

>>35317315
'mmmmm that's too bad, hon. I also play magic, but that's one fifty. Gotta warn you though, my deck is bad ass.

Fudge and shadowrun are ninety.

So what do you say?'

>>35316554

>"What games do you play?"

When you asked her that, she probably thought: "What the fuck dude? You're the one who's supposed to describe the game to me, not vice-versa. How the fuck should I know what your fetish is?"

But she just decided to be polite and said "Umm.. what?"

To a hooker, "roleplay" is stuff like "nurse takes your temperature rectally", or "virgin schoolgirl gets curious about your penis", or "female prison guard gets rough when you disobey her orders".

>>35317579
I don't think that's right. There's just too many rpgs and she didn't know which one he wanted.

>>35317579
thats the joke you fucking retard, he didn't ask shit its from a video which the op image is from

>>35316554
but can you really pay women for sex, or is it a meme / scam

>>35317167
It wasnt that funny, and its old copypasta.

>>35318707
I don't care. It's still less shit than "Now listen to my fucking ignorant bullshit about politics because I'm 12 and was born into a middle class family in the suburbs".

>>35317443

what, i play magic too but i'm not going to pay you $150 to play with me.

i'll get us pizza and beer and maybe a foot massage.