>Mom's new bf fused with the multidimensional cumcrust

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>>35314046
>auntie activated the antimatter acne accumulator

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You know what you have to do. There can only be one. Follow him and destroy him.

>Uncle unleashed the uncontrolled urine ultimator

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>>35314046
>Mom started to burn coal again

what do?

>>35314378
Join her.

tnemmoc lanigiro

>wife's son tripped over a corn chip and fell into the bookshelf activating a switch revealing a hidden passage to the poop gulag

>wife's bull slipped into the cuck chamber

Guys I can't find another strong intelligent black man to breed her

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>The hecking Hebrews found my kike killing cube

I'm fucked

>teacher caught me smuggling hormone paste

How I'm supposed to deal with this

>second cousin third removed knocked over the cum drum and unleashed the booger banshees

>sister slipped on the dingleberry duvet

why did I laugh out loud at this retarded thread?

>therapist accidentally spoke the semen spell and invoked the slime sequentor

I can't deal with this now guys

>little sister found my quantum cerebral manipulator and made everyone in the house cum-slurpers

Daddy's gonna be done with the dog soon. What do I do?

>sister found the tri-dimensional tendie snatcher

I'm really scared she's gonna tell mummy

>>35319059
Why does this make me hard

>>35319235
>Why does this make me hard

compelling characters and interesting storyline

>cousin stumbled upon the MKVII magnetic boner slingshot

>>35319263
Plot hole, though- wouldn't the protagonist also be a cum slurper in this hypothetical circumstance?

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>finally beat down moms bf with my star platinum
music for this feel?

>>35319305

he was taking out the trash when it went off and got back to his room unaware of the danger

>Land lord fell into the trans-dimensional feces wormhole and is now wreaking havoc on the multiverse

I just wanted to have a nice night without any of this BS....

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>mother's cousin's dentist jammed the Hyper 4D Penis Pump Particulator 5000 (TM)
Fuck guys that thing cost me a lot of money, can anyone recommend me any cheap quasi-dimensional mechanics specialized in this kind of thing?
Help

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>>35314046
>Dad activated the intergalactic shitcum insulator

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>>35314046
>grandma deactivated the anus attenuator

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>grand-daughter's grand-father spooked the pooch yet again

>grand uncle jumped the shark on the all new honda class 8 dildo modifier

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>gf's bf posts on reddit daily

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>>35319145
>tri-dimensional tendie snatcher
my sides

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>My wifes brothers sons aunts sons stepfather posted this post

>i found my pennis and also dicke and balls

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>parole officer found the duck press

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>sister doubled the speed of the transcending smegma mutilator