This is it guys I am officially getting out of robothood. >onitis

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Here is the answer to that question

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And here is the full explanation

I promised to keep it secret amongst friends and co workers

You guys are the only ones that can know

Good for you OP, now fuck off from my GODDAMN BOARD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35314044
All you had to do was ask for it?

its still all reads very awkwardly.

i wouldn't even talk to her anymore.

>>35314044
Fake, im tricking OP into thinking hr has a shot with me

>>35314108
pro-tip: she never will though. She'll realise what a limp-dicked beta you'd be and go straight back to chad's cock.

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>>35314044
>>35314078
>>35314108

You just showed her that you think of her as a piece of ass. There's no way you're getting it now with how monumentaly you fucked up that conversation. I can already see her losing interest.

>>35314330
I cut out some pieces of text

I if I were to post the whole conversation id make a lot more sense.

>>35314304
She asked me who I wanted to have sex with, so I was honest with her. She joked earlier in the convo that she might let me stick it in her

>>35314370
She never had chads dick dumbass she is a virgin

>>35314397
Read 108 I told her also that if I really saw her as a piece of ass I would have talked about it the first time we hung out.

She is a nice girl, like I wouldn't mind this realationship being completely platonic, but hey since we are both virgins might as well help each other out yaknow. But it was a build up for half a year we started getting a lot more open bout this kinda crap.

>but hey since we are both virgins might as well help each other out yaknow

LMFAO this is how beta virgin cucks literally think

>hey im single
>ur single
>WE MUST NOW GET TOGETHER 4EVER

>u want LTR?
>i want LTR
>u and i are a match made in heaven

like just because you and i both have a common denominator doesn't mean i want anything to do with you holy fuck

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>>35314044
>"Would you have sex with me?"
>talks about the logistics of sex
Sorry lad, but you lost right there. Sex never comes from asking a girl why she would want to have sex with you. You're coming off as uncomfortable and desperate. It's turning her off and you can see it in her responses because she starts saying stuff like I guess or I would consider it. you could've just taken her out for a date, but instead you started talking about your virginity online, and now you're going to friend zoned forever. But now at least you know what not to do next time

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>robot
>talking to girls

WHY WON'T THEY JUST LEAVE

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>>35314509
>She never had chads dick dumbass she is a virgin

>>35314785
When you talk to girls and shit after being a robot you become a cyborg.

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Wow, you were seriously about to have sex but you fucked it up by asking the most beta questions and sounding indecisive.

Protip: If a conversation ever turns sexual, try to sound as decisive and confident as possible no matter how much you're freaking out on the inside. And don't ask questions.

TL;DR I seriously doubt you'll end up banging your oneitis

>>35314697
>>35314710
Not my fault you only deal with roastie whores it was a weird and long conversation. Im seeing her next week.

Have you not seen the sluts out there

where are you from op?

where do you find a virgin gril???

>>35314870
I was as well but she had a issue with that. She told me she doest want a chad who railed 10 girls. She felt used by a guy once. Also aren't most of you fucking virgins or is normie infestation real.

If it is go fuck that girl who took 10 girls already

>>35314849
And what is the name of this board?

CYBORG9000? NO
FUCK OFF

>>35314924
Australia she is viet, I didn't know she was virgin until last night

>>35314952
I meant dicks

>>35314952
>felt used by a guy once
>is still a virgin

Something's fuckery here, OP

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>>35314952
>I was as well but she had a issue with that
Please clarify

>She felt used by a guy once
Thought you said she was a virgin lad

>Also aren't most of you fucking virgins
Don't believe the memes m8. Most robots have had some sexual experience but put on the >tfw no gf in current year for the laffs.

>If it is go fuck that girl who took 10 girls already

I will but I want to laugh at you before I do

>>35314998
Make me you baby back bitch. I could be a chad and you could not do shit to make me stop posting.

>>35315019
She aid i was a buildup for many months and then the guy was like.

>hey could I fuck you

She was a bit hesitant and this guy just stopped talking to her and went for a hotter girl

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>>35314952
>she said she doesn't want Chad

This is a lie all women tell that falls right through the floor the second Chas shows up. How naive are you?

>>35314509
>25
>virgin

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>35315066
I literately told her to send nudes, she right away said that if I was serious she would feel treated like a piece of meat

For your second question >>35315066

>>35315166
Im 20

She is 25 that completely threw me of guard and was an unexpected suprise

>>35315183
>I literately told her to send nudes, she right away said that if I was serious she would feel treated like a piece of meat

You are treating her like a piece of meat. Stop OP. She sounds like a good person and you will leave her after you had your way with her. I'm serious, she deserve a loyal robot bf not a dormant normie / Chad who will leave her after you find out she has flaws like any person.

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>>35315216
>you actually believe her

AHAHAHAHA

>>35314044
>>she talks about sex and stuff


MAJOR red flag.

I speak from experience, anon. She's looking for an adventure. Please heed my warning and enter this as merely an adventure yourself or suffer harshly.

You have been warned. You may remember these words of wisdom one day and on that day you will either curse your ignorance or thank me. Pick the latter. This is not any sort of pasta or roleplay.

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>>35315119
>talks to guy for many months
>guy asks for sex
>roastie rejects man
>man ghosts roastie
>roastie claims to have been used

Pure pottery you can't right this stuff

>>35315183
>I literately told her to send nudes

Well that is using her ya nonce. I said be direct and you ask her for nudes?? Literally set a time and a place to meet up and that's that no extra curriculars needed

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>>35314108
robotic sudoku

>>35315288
Im seeing her next week, I will fuck her in April when parents are gone and I got my house free. Why the fuck do it ib some sleazy hotel if you can just be a little bit patient and can do it in a 5 bedroom house with a spa bath and a waterbed and a more relaxed not so rushed environment

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OP thinks he's going to get laid

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>35315382
>next week
>april

You better fuck her next week or she might be 'busy' in april

>waterbed

Please tell me you aren't serious? That shit went out of style in the late '80s

>>35315493
Im serious my parents love those things also superfucking comfy slept on it once

OP is now heading to work, wish me luck for once and have a good day m8s

>>35314509
Ummm, I hope you know that there's like a 10% chance at best that she was telling the truth when she said she was a virgin at 25.

If she knows you're a virgin, then she's obviously going to say that she's a virgin too, to keep it even.

You see, she knows that if she told you the truth that she's actually got a few miles on the odometer, then it would create a weird, uncomfortable imbalance between you two -- with her being the experienced one and you being the innocent virgin, it would be just too awkward of a dynamic. So she shades the truth a bit.

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>>35314044
Oh my god what an autist, you're not getting shit dude

>>35314509
>I wouldn't mind this realationship being completely platonic, but hey since we are both virgins might as well help each other out yaknow

Dear god, that's the mostly outrageously betazoid thing I've read this year so far.

Get it together, man. Even if you can't stop yourself from acting beta, at least start *learning* the difference between alpha and beta attitudes.

Im just saying, this is not how I would approach fucking a girl man. Treating them like human is not in either of your best interests. When they say they want to be treated well, they mean they want an emotional pillow while the rude Chad ACTUALLY fulfills her sexual needs. You must be the rude chad. In a playful way.

>>35315227
>You are treating her like a piece of meat. Stop OP.

Came here to say this.

>>she talks about sex and stuff
>>is a virgin at 25

I got dizzy with cognitive dissonance from reading this stuff, OP.

>>35314044
Are you a complete fucking moron? Have you no fucking understanding of women? Even if she says that she'd do it with you it doesn't mean that she would do it right away if you just met up with her. You must show her that even after she told you that she'd be willing to have sex with you, you are able to be a gentleman and keep your cool to show how serious you are about her.
>>35314509
>told her also that if I really saw her as a piece of ass I would have talked about it the first time we hung out.
That's literally what a sleazy objectifier would tell to gain roasties trust
>She is a nice girl, like I wouldn't mind this realationship being completely platonic, but hey since we are both virgins might as well help each other out yaknow
Thinking of having sex and taking someone's virginity as "helping out " is what a fucking normie women-objectifying Chad/beta /r9k/ fuck would do.
>>35315382
> I will fuck her in April when parents are gone and I got my house free.
You've literally shown us that you're the kind of horny male that doesn't want to be with. Good job OP. If you really think of her as a nice girl form a slow and steady romantical relationship with her and let the sex come when the time for it comes.
>inb4 but I want to fuk
Are you really willing to take her innocence just because you're horny and a virgin? If you are willing to do so I hope she will get the fuck away from you and that you'll become one of the /r9k/ wizards with all my heart.

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Holy shit you sound like such a beta.

Use more assertive language. Stop umming and erring and seeming like a massive pussy. God I can hear her pussy dry up from here.

>>35316260
That she doesn't*

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>>35315599
Double the dubs, double the truth

>>35315548
I hope you die in an elevator accident at work you piece of shit.

>>35316260
I can smell your roasty from here.

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>>35316785
enjoy your original ban :^)

>>35314509
If she's seriously 25 and a virgin, there's something wrong with her.

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>>35316998
>announcing your reports
>being off by 1

>>35317056
>tfw you will never get trips
I've been posting here long enough, I should have gotten it out of sheer luck by now...