>tfw no drivers licence
>tfw terrified of driving
>tfw failed drivers test 7 times
>tfw everyone calls me Spongebob
>>35310475
It'll be okay, Spongebob.
>>35310475
iktf
Im 25 without a license. I get laughed at every time I walk in. Mostly by roasties since women love humiliating anyone and everyone anytime they can. The men are casual and have politeness. Women need to get raped every single one of them at least once so they understand obediance.
I lost my fear of driving playing euro truck simulator 2 and ignoring horns
i got my license and i still suck at driving, seriously, i avoid it whenever i can just so i dont kill someone
>Everyone calls me Spongebob
Jesus fucking christ
I have ever-worsening tremors that make it near impossible to drive without being medicated. I'm scared to drive while I'm on them, and can't afford it anyway.
>anon just get it you'll need it
When will I ever be able to afford a fucking car you normie fucks?
>>35310475
No one calls you spongebob because you dont talk to anybody
>>35310475
>tfw everyone calls me Spongebob
I failed my test twice and was afraid of having someone call me that.
>>35310475
I don't have one either mainly because travelling in any car makes me throw up... my guts can't stand the vibration. buses and trains are fine tho
>18
>Still stuck in traffic school because of state law
>Supposed to do 7 hours of driving with the instructor before the actual test
>on 4th
>Can't fucking stand it and every time I'm just getting worse
>Can't even sit in a drivers seat without getting a panic attack now
I FUCKING HATE CARS
WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TOSS PEOPLE IN ROADS WITH COMPLEX RULES IN A 2 TON VEHICLE GOING 50 MILES A FUCKING HOUR
I CAN'T DO IT
lol got mine on the 7th attempt and i actually drive pretty well consider all no one in my country signals or look in their mirrors before changing lane THE FUCKING RETARDS!!!!
anyway consider u having a licence is one more step toward being normie and u can get to place quick.
>>35310475
Wanna hear something worse?
>be me
>19
>have job
>gonna get first car
>no license
>driven before
>pretty good at it
>be yesterday
>pay 500 dollars down payment for car
>Decide "lets drive it home. I'll be fine"
>Take backroads to avoid police
>itjustsnowed3hoursago.jpeg
>start going down road with ditch on the side
>Huge 20 foot ditch
>Start sliding a little
>Waitwut
>Pump breaks slowly (as i've heard to do)
>try to correct the swerving
>car goes full autist and I lose control
>slide to the side of the road
>miss ditch by like 2 feet
>car flips over
>I don't fucking die
>cop pulls up
>I get 2 tickets for driving without insurance and license
>>35311378
This. Sounds like a meme but after one hundred hours of this game I actively felt more comfortable driving.
>>35310475
>failed the writen part 4 times
>passed the driving test on my first try
>took me literally a year to get it all done because i am so god damn lazy and unresponsible
Feels ok