Hello /r9k/ I've decided to become a career criminal. I'm

>>35310394
go rob chads

enjoy getting your asshole prolapsed by Tyrone in prison

just live off neetbux
your lack of contribution to society is the worst crime you can commit

>>35310394
just be a drug dealer instead of getting charged with violent crime and getting mummy to bail you out

>>35310394
lol if youre gonna carry a gun make sure you know how to use it.

as in, go to a shooting range once. you'll be very surprised at how difficult it really is to aim.

>>35310861
This, just sell drugs to normies

You could also try your hand at pickpocketing, if your slight of hand is good enough you will never get caught

>>35310394
join a gang. some blacks actually don't mind you if you prove yourself worthy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssssO84qy9A

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>>35311349
>Yee Aint Safe

>>35310394
shoot yourself and collect on the life insurance

>>35310435
he will, OP is a faggot

>>35310861
This, then you're not hurting anyone really but you might get shot by a rival drug dealer or some shit

>>35311349
>black gang with white guy in it
You know that guy did some fucked up shit

>have gun
>use it to rob gun store
>get better gun
>use it to rob military base
>get tank
>use it to rob pentagon
>get nuke
>use it to rob japan of vidya and lolis
>live in robot paradise

>>35311734
>mfw became drug dealer but no one has guns in England so it was fine.

>>35311789
and he lives in southside chicago. i follow lots of drill rappers out of fascination most times

>>35310394 (OP)
paint yourself black and get welfare checks

>>35311789
I actually someone that went to high school with EBE, in the rich suburbs
he said he was just a druggie kid