If you were suddenly granted a cute clumsy maid who was eternally

>>35307435
WEEBS NEED TO BE GASSED

I would bully and tease her constantly but occasionally do really nice things for her.

>>35307435
I would make her have a lot of free time to use however she wants. I'm not a dick just cause there's no consequences.

>>35307435
I'd get her to keep my apartment clean and cook meals for me. Be a decent human being to her, fuck her too if she is up for it.

>>35307435
i wouldn't cum on her, that's for sure

>>35307435
hopefully she isn't alive

don't want another person to disappoint

Man, she would think I'm an asshole. I'm a stern quiet guy in real life so I would just order her around and not even show any gratefulness about it. I would show my appreciation every now and then by giving her money or something and that'd be the only reason she puts up with me because she thinks inside I'm actually a nice guy. She'd do all my fucking chores though, cook me food too.

Honestly, I probably wouldn't have sex with her unless we reach that point where I've hurt her feelings really bad and I need to like show that I actually like her somehow.

>>35307493
>I would make her have a lot of free time to use however she wants
Look at this fag.

>>35307792
I don't want her nagging me about stuff to clean. I am fine with the condition I keep my stuff in. Plus if shes a clutz then its a bad idea to let her do stuff. If she wants to hang out with me in her freetime then why not. But if she doesn't then why should I care about her at all. Op didn't say slave he said maid, so its not like I'm providing her anything except for a paycheck. I should only expect her job in return, and should not need her to do her job often so I don't have to pay her often.

>>35308173
OP said she only works for your happiness meaning you don't pay her.

>>35308259
Still don't need her to do her job often.