>be chestlet >cowtit threads on r9k convinced me that I'm

Hi, can you stop being such a worthless whore and making these threads?

You are infact worthless, but it has nothing to do with your nonexistant tits. Ill leave it up to you to guess why, im sure you know what im talking about.

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You are
Women with smaller sized tits are much more attractive for me
Also smaller chest looks more athletic also it also looks more practical and innocent

Welllll.... Tits or GTFO

I'll pay for your implants in exchange for being my sex slave for a month.

As a fellow chestlet (semi, my tits aren't nonexistent-tier) there's still plenty of guys that would date you & be with you, OP. Lots of guys think small tits are super cute.
Though, I know you're probably just a dude.

>rping as a woman on r9k

Kill yourself

>>35304374
What's wrong with you perma virgins lol?

>>35304342
Don't worry OP. I prefer small tits anyway.

Honestly big, monstrous tits can be kinda disgusting whereas small breasts might be rather comfy. I think it'd be comfy when cuddling and shit. Entirely theoretical.

>>35304342
Holy fuck I'm starting to believe that fembot traffic share is above 20%

>>35304416
Small tits are cute, but more importantly they are hot af. Just wanted to clear that up.

>>35304342
Depends. How nice is your butt?

>>35304342
This retard thinks its just meme homie this is REAL LIFE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FEED CHILDREN WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE A PREBUSANT BOY YOUR GOING TO NEED FORUMLA DUMB CUNT

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>>35304457
>robot opinion being important
Bigger tits = bigger chances with Chads.

>>35304342
You're falling for a meme. Implants are huge turn off OP, don't do it. Work out your butt and you'll notice that nobody gives a shit about tit size as long as you have nice ass.

Implants are unnatural looking. Plenty of guys like smaller breasts.

Did you know they cut off your nipples with scissors and then sew them back on after the implants are installed?

>>35304467
Guys pretending to be females is 20% of the traffic

>>35304467
It's insane how many fembots there supposedly are on here.

>>35304529
Shitty meme. They cut under the boob and slide up the implant.

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>>35304342
ROASTIE GET THE FUCKkKk OUuUUT

ogirignalo

>>35304516
>believes in this
How comes that the most big breasted BBWs are completely ignored by Chads?

>>35304593
Because he knows their slampig roastie socery is not actual tits but just obesity

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>>35304342

I like all kind of diddies :) (natural ones), and I think any non-retarded male does. So do not worry.

Interestingly, I should probably be worried about my penis. It is mediocre, at best.

PS: stop roleplaying.

>>35304593
>Chads going after fetish objects
Things that never happen.

>>35304342
Post tits op
No one will recognize you if you don't post your face, if you don't want to pos them here send them to [email protected]

>>35304645
This. There are like 20 types of tits and 3500000000 women. Post em

>>35304593
because they are fat and disgusting

It doesn't really matter at all. Just focus on your own body and it's own features. Don't give a shit about what weird people on this board think.

>>35304342
seriously fuck chestleets. They're the only ones i ever get. I want a real woman ffs not a-cup freaks

>>35304808
Yes, yes. Apparently it's completely normal to makes fun of small penises and guy being a virgin while if you're a girl then dont give a shit.

>>35304342
A lot people prefer them small. I am majorly attracted to a girl with a small chest that I'll probably never end up with because I don't know how to socialize.

>>35304342
Stop LAPRing as a man, someone's gonna want to fuck you regardless of what you look like for the sole purpose that you're female, stupid cunt.

>>35304866
>never end up with because I don't know how to socialize
just be yourself.

You will have anons saying big tits are best tits.

You will have anons saying that small tits are best tits.

90% of men will agree that fake tits are horrible. So don't get the surgery and just be confident with what you have got.

>not realizing it's all about the booty

>>35304374
/thread
Sage, even though I'm all about flat and petite.

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>>35304896

just bee original

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>>35304857
>being a virgin
>having a small penis

>>35304934
>not realizing it's all about ascending above your animal instincts

>>35304342
There's no downside to implants.

Men like em. You can have fat tits without being fat. It's a safe procedure these days and the price has gone down too.

It's like balding men who get hair implants. Just fucking do it if you think it'll make you feel/look good. All balding men should have a savings account dedicated to this pursuit. When they've saved enough, that's when you decide whether or not to do it. You could do the same, save up and decide later!

>>35305011
Other than looking and feeling like shit.

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>>35304342
>actually thinking about getting implants
don't, flat girls are the best

>>35304896
>just be yourself.
gross

I don't have a problem with chestlets at all.

But I am worthless, so my opinion is worthless.

Sorry for posting here.

You can be my designated chestlet slave to milking my cowtits. I will treat you better than any man will.

>>35304342
>practice gf has D tits and I wish they were A or B
By all means please do it and get implants though, roastie insecurity is hilarious

>>35305011
If you have square face type + good and defined jawline, then you dont need hair implants. However if you'd look like Gosling with buzzcut (aka feminine face) then you should consider implants.

Implants are infinitely worse than small or even non existent tits. That would literally be a dealbreaker.

Just do squats and get a great ass to compensate.

>>35304342
I dont really care t b h , I cant get a "cowtits" gf
and I doubt someone like you would give me the time of day either

>>35305073
oh god that sounds hot

>>35304986
>not realizing that it's all about embracing your animal instincts

>>35304342
No you aren't oregano

>>35304454
> "What's wrong with you perma virgins lol?"
> Beta perma virgin post

Get the implants, flatchested girls look like tiny girls trying to fill out a dress. That said, there are a lot of pedophiles around these parts.

>>35304986
>>35305350

>not finding joy in both higher and lower pleasures

this is what it truly means to be ascended

>>35304342
Shave your pubes completely

Be my loli gf and I'll be your shota bf

>>35305073
If you're a real girl, you're perfect

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>tfw no cute chestlet gf

I really don't like this feel

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Don't worry Anon-chan, flat is justice!

>>35305700
Ascended people simply lose joy participating in lower pleasures in the same way that you no longer find find thumb sucking pleasurable.

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>>35304342
I'm s 32B "chestlet" and I don't care, I only had a problem with up to like 10th grade now I'm 23. If I had anything bigger then it wouldn't look right on me because I'm very petite. I'm also into running and sports, so small boobs are more convienient for me.

>>35305832
>I'm very petite
What's the height? 5'2?

>>35304342
Don't get implants hs

>>35305073
How big would those cowtits be? Can I milk them with my hands or suck them?

>>35304342
implants are a meme, just get pregnant and induce lactation.

>>35306005
You don't have to be pregnant to induce.

>>35305832
pls be my small boobie gf

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OP you cannot ever compete with large natural breasts

Implants look like shit compared to the real thing

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>>35304400
>>35305011
>>35305076
>>35305673

Implantfags should sodomize themselves with pic related while castrating themselves with a nailclipper.

>>35304342
Your shitty self worth is more of a problem than the size of your tits ever will be.

I'd consider a lobotomy over a boob job if I were you.

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>>35305842
5'1 and 106lbs, a body type between athletic and slim.

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>>35304342
kiLLroy says death to all roasties

>>35306118
To be honest, i've never seen such a small girl. I even find it hard to imagine.

>>35306118
m-marry me desu?

>>35306060

>acting like a roastie.

do not put her down, faggot. Last thing we need is to start creating whores.

>>35306118
Be my loli gf please!

>>35306118
Let's be in a relationship! :)

>>35306118
plenty of pedos out there for you to date

>>35304454
Maybe if you make her feel good about herself she'll fuck anon.

>a (((femanon))) posts a thread about ruining her figure for life while wasting thousands of dollars in doing so
>people here try to convince her to do otherwise / start talking about their preferences honestly
>instead of encouraging (((her))) to do it
/r9k/ I am dissapoint

>>35304857
Is your penis small anon? Who hurt you?

>>35306181
>>35306189
>>35306210
Thirsty as fuck, I bet you'll date anyone.

Small boobs a cute!

CUTE!

>>35304342
i love tittymonsters and think chestlets should be rounded up and gassed, but it's literally just a meme

no one in real life cares. unlike the dicklet meme which really isnt a meme. no one likes a small dick and it's socially acceptable to make jokes about small wieners. but no one cares about tit size or makes fun of it because wimmin wuz kangz n shiet

also dont get implants unless you go to japan

>>35306118
uh
you sound exactly like my gf

also prepare for your future bf to be called a pedo

>>35306382
yes I looked up plastic surgeries in korea and japan and I think they're doing a way better job over there because it just looks more natural.

but i couldn't afford it unfortunately

>>35306354
>Thirsty as fuck, I bet you'll date anyone.

Yeah I will how was that supposed to be an insult?

Haha faggot! You'd be friends with anyone!

>>35306479
There's a certain way of going about things, you just don't rush into asking someone to be your SO

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>>35306151
Really? I've seen short Mexican girls.

>>35306189
>>35306399
I don't look like a child. I have the face of an average 23 year old, just a smaller version. Sometimes people think I'm a little younger like 19, but not a damn child.

>>35306676
>Really? I've seen short Mexican girls.
I live in Eastern Europe so even girls here are like 5'6 minimum.

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>>35305719
>Don't worry Anon-chan, flat is justice!

When you hug a flat-chested girl, you are closer to her heart!

>>35306676
My gf is the same as you but looks 12 which kinda turns me on so MAYBE you'll be spared that fate.

>>35306676
Where do you hail from, petite anon?

complaining about your flat chest

i can get a guy to date me and i dont even have breasts

the secret is to date gay guys

>>35306803
>date
>gay guys
so fucking is called dating?

>>35304374
Fpbp btfo disgusting femshit

>>35306835
i take that fucker out to the movies and get nice meals

im not emotionally capable of providing or experiencing satisfying sex who the fuck do you think youre talking to on what board

>>35306865
>i take that fucker out to the movies and get nice meals
So you on a date which leads nowhere? No sex?

>>35306912
yes we tried it and it was a non-starter in all aspects

we exchange cute gifts and he works on getting me into a position to move in with him

what the fuck are you using for definitions of dating and fucking it sounds like you seem to believe dating is an automatic fucking preface and not that fucking is an incidental aftereffect of certain kinds of dating

squares and rectangles dude

>>35306982
how can you be bad at being sub one at sex? You just have to stand still while other guys "inserts" into you. Unless you have some sort of sexual aversion which makes you panic at mere thought of having sex.

>>35306063
I only want her to get implants because the idea of an insecure roastie mutilating themselves willingly because of memes created by virgin neckbeards is hilarious

>>35306676
You're small compared to me, you have small boobs. Good enough for the roleplay.

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Fucking lol at all the thirst robots saying "I-I like chestlets." Roasties don't care about what you creeps like. They are repulsed by your attraction to them. Its all about what Chad wants and Chad wants thin, fit, large breast girls.

>>35307055
sex is complicated and also shut up this isnt about me

>>35304342

Tits are cosmetic. Who gives a shit. It's not like you have a small dick and can't do anything about it. There's no such thing as a dick implant that's even viable. It's like a dumbass getting circumcision for his perfectly fine dick because he watches jew porn.

>>35304342

just be yourself op

origino

I'll date you OP
have my throwaway mail:
[email protected]

>>35307152
So? This is just a discussion, it's not like any of us will ever meet each other.

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The reason you're a chestlet is because men weren't born with tits

/thread

>>35304342
I dont care if you are just a LARPing faggot.
Please be my gf, flat chests are justice and you should start a dynasty with me.

>>35304342
>actually thinking about getting implants
This is the cruelest joke because chestlets think they can improve themselves by getting implants.
You will go from being a chestlet to being a chestlet with obvious plastic on her chest. Still worthless except for starring in low budget pornos.

If you've noticed these days the best pornstars have perky natural tits. you will never have a cracking set of natural beauties. stupid bitch.

Sadly true. I actually seduced a girl online and she is good looking but as soon as she sent me nudes of her flat chest I felt absolutely nothing.

It was exciting to get a girls trust and stuff but I soon as I saw her no-tits it was like I beat the game and wanted to stop talking to her immediately. But I literally have no friends so I still talk to her because she's the only non-family member that cares

>>35308935
>You will go from being a chestlet to being a chestlet with obvious plastic on her chest

japs and koreans have good plastic surgeons though

>>35304342
I'm a cowtit pls trade with me

>>35309455
>japs and koreans have good plastic surgeons though
Yeah but they pay out the ass for the good shit.
The japanese / korean shit uses stem cells which cost way over 20k USD

>>35309455
>japs and koreans have good plastic surgeons though
asians with plastic surgery literally look like plastic human beings
where did you get this retarded idea

I think women should be happy with any kind of boobies they got.

flat chest > fake boobs

And I actually prefer bigger boobs, but fake tits are nasty.

>be woman
>think no one will date you

Chose one

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>>35309607
From their porn obviously

>>35309648
Even if they are saggy and veiny? No man will ever be attracted to that shit.

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>>35309527
>americans use liberal arts cells for their plastic surgery

I'm a 34DD 120 lb cowtit girl with about 17lb in her titties alone. You don't want this life. My shoulders hurt, I can't jog without a title slapping me in the face, and picking clothes is hard. You have to try everything on before buying.

Although I wouldn't mind having a chestlet gf that can massage my chest at the end of a hard day.

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OP do u at least have cute feet

>>35310954
Asking the real questions this anon.

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>>35304342
Small breasts are a sign of status. Anime has taught me this. If you can be a legal loli, all the weebs will want you.

>>35304454
White knight shit poster

>>35304342
Fuck off stupid shit posting fag. Show us your dick.

>>35304342
>actually thinking about getting implants
DONT DO IT!
Flat is justice!
ASL?

>>35310926
But doesnt that come with massive advantages in life that you can take advantage of?

Or do you feel ashamed and try to hide them?