Why am i so autistic anons?
>Go shopping
>Accidently walk into someone
>Instantly notice that he has a dressing and patch over one eye
>instead of just saying sorry i say "arr matey, i be sorry, i diddnt mean to hurt a fellow patchy"
>man looks horrified
things that DID not happen
KEK TEST
>>35303878
ITT: things that never happened
I'm sure if you did bump into someone you'd just go "s-sorry" while being too scared to look at them
>www.tumblr.com
Here's a place to tell stories that never happened :)
fuck off you silly KEK this never happened
>>35303906
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>>35303978
Although that may be right, you do realise that youre on a board which is famous for stories of autism and stupidity, which most of are made up by normies larping as robots, right?
>>35304087
Sounds like your just jealous :^)
>>35304087
you gotta be pretty autistic to think up autistic fan-fic greentexts about autism tho